Contest: Accuse Guybrush Threepwood of wrongdoing!

Posted by David E

July 14, 2009

Arr! Hey, it's time we had another event 'round these parts!

Today, we're launching a little something called "Game Designer for a Day". In this contest, some talented Monkey Island fans will get a line of dialogue they created into a future chapter of Tales of Monkey Island!

To enter, come up with one line describing how Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate™, has wronged you in some way. Next, other Monkey Island enthusiasts will vote on their favorite lines on the contest page. The winning entries will be recorded by Tales of Monkey Island voice actors and used as evidence against Mr. Threepwood.

Feeling creative? You can head over to this page to submit your entry, vote on other dialogue lines, and read the official rules. Have fun!

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185 Comments

	awesome. I might enter (first! whoo!)
	Comment by Inika_Unite77 July 14, 2009, 11:52 am

	Time to do some brainstorming...
	Comment by Eduardo July 14, 2009, 12:00 pm

	Waheey, I'm Number 2 right now! You should totally Vote for me!. Or not... its up to you.
	Comment by Mcacon July 14, 2009, 12:26 pm

	Oh this is good!
	Comment by m0r1arty July 14, 2009, 12:27 pm

	you looked at my three headed monkey the wrong way!
	Comment by zenshark July 14, 2009, 12:32 pm

	You've taken your last crappie in my fish nets Threepwood!
	Comment by lbaran July 14, 2009, 12:35 pm

	Umm. I wasn't done submitting my idea, when I accedently clicked submit, is there any way I can resubmit my answer?
	Comment by Gman5852 July 14, 2009, 12:43 pm

	thou hast taken the name of the three headed onkey in vain for the last time, infidel!
	Comment by zenshark July 14, 2009, 12:46 pm

	Threepwood set his uncle on me after I beat him at Insult Swordfighting!
	Comment by Jazzy July 14, 2009, 12:52 pm

	Boo-ooh-ooh! He told me I fight like a dairy farmer! But I am rubber he is glue!
	Comment by StanSalesman July 14, 2009, 1:04 pm

	(Which is at http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/420)
	Comment by StanSalesman July 14, 2009, 1:05 pm

	Oh, I missed the "one line" part. I actually wrote up a bunch of lines in Notepad, and just posted the first one on the list. Oh, well.
	Comment by Mike Haley July 14, 2009, 1:26 pm

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/428
	Comment by Mike Haley July 14, 2009, 1:27 pm

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/388
	Comment by Gman5852 July 14, 2009, 1:41 pm

	Gman5852, the suspense is killing me. What was he screaming?
	Comment by Mike Haley July 14, 2009, 1:44 pm

	I have a much better line now, but I'm not going to just leave it here in the blog. Someone else might use it.
	Comment by Mike Haley July 14, 2009, 1:50 pm

	He sold me these not-so-fine Leather Jackets! http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/425
	Comment by ivan11111 July 14, 2009, 1:52 pm

	For anyone who's got multiple lines & or came up with a better one after you already posted, don't worry! We're planning to clean out the list of entries at the end of each week and start a new round of voting. So get started polishing up those entries for next week now!
	Comment by xtrmntr July 14, 2009, 2:13 pm

	Mr. Freepwood dropped kicked my cousins head into a pool of lava! Just for a stupid necklace!!! http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/505
	Comment by kbogle24 July 14, 2009, 2:21 pm

	Can we vote for more than one entry?
	Comment by Lena_P July 14, 2009, 2:25 pm

	Lena_P, it appears so. I have voted on several other entries thus far.
	Comment by Mike Haley July 14, 2009, 2:33 pm

	Please vote for mine! (^_^) http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/521 The line is: He turned me into a three-headed monkey! ...It got better...
	Comment by spielbergfan1 July 14, 2009, 2:35 pm

	My dialogue: "He threw up over my limited edition Ron Gilbert signed Maniac Mansion box!" Vote for me!! Thanks! http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/469
	Comment by madned July 14, 2009, 2:35 pm

	Guybrush T'Kirkwood - live long and prosper!
	Comment by Stefan Dimov July 14, 2009, 2:52 pm

	Vote for me!
	Comment by SHODANFreeman July 14, 2009, 3:16 pm

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/603 nah dont it to good for you to see
	Comment by jodafire July 14, 2009, 3:51 pm

	I have researched this "Spicecake" Character very closely and found that he has a VERY Large record on Scabb Island. http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/596
	Comment by StrongBrush1 July 14, 2009, 3:53 pm

	i think that they should make a monkey island box set for pc when they finsh the new monkey island
	Comment by Monkeyboy123 July 14, 2009, 4:24 pm

	Please Guys, i will be soooo happy, if you vote for me ! Thank you very much !! http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest - Thank you very much !!!
	Comment by Manuel174 July 14, 2009, 4:38 pm

	Sorry, wrong Link ^^ Here is the REAL URL, PLEASE VOTE FOR ME
	Comment by Manuel174 July 14, 2009, 4:40 pm

	Damm it, HERE IS THE REAL LINK xD http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/586
	Comment by Manuel174 July 14, 2009, 4:40 pm

	He really did!
	Comment by InLibdingColor July 14, 2009, 4:46 pm

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/654
	Comment by Roberta July 14, 2009, 4:51 pm

	What do you guys rekon? Whitty comment :-P I spent far too long thinking that one up!
	Comment by martymcfly July 14, 2009, 4:58 pm

	My Phrase: "Mr. Stripwood blew up my summer cabin with cursed dynamite and left me with a three-limbed monkey" 3rd place right now. Will polish it next week but if you like it Vote for it!
	Comment by pimientajade July 14, 2009, 6:27 pm

	Please [http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/674=link] vote for me! [/http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/674] "He refused to ask me about LEGO Indiana Jones™!"
	Comment by juliana July 14, 2009, 7:24 pm

	http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest
	Comment by forgettable_username July 14, 2009, 7:37 pm

	^ above me ^ Yar! He stole me rhythm!
	Comment by forgettable_username July 14, 2009, 7:38 pm

	Sorry, I'm dumb!!!!!11one Vote!
	Comment by juliana July 14, 2009, 7:41 pm

	He stole my rubber chicken
	Comment by Dark Byte July 14, 2009, 7:53 pm

	He stole my catchphrase!
	Comment by Orpheus Lupus July 14, 2009, 8:14 pm

	He said I fought like a cow as an insult... I have no comeback for that! It doesn't work both ways! Vote fot it: http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/751
	Comment by lagamorph July 14, 2009, 8:37 pm

	He made fun of my three-headed monkey! http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/774
	Comment by teiso July 14, 2009, 8:51 pm

	this is mine: http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/776 check it out (only old school MI players might get it but i like it )
	Comment by monkeyvoodoo July 14, 2009, 9:18 pm

	He told me the story of a big noir dog and it's hyperkinetic rabbity thing. I can't sleep for days!
	Comment by caiq July 14, 2009, 9:46 pm

	you left my monkey in a negelae
	Comment by sam July 15, 2009, 1:32 am

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/882 :-)
	Comment by The Highway July 15, 2009, 1:48 am

	He told me girlfriend to blow him down!
	Comment by cristane July 15, 2009, 2:42 am

	He made me lose my bar! It's a sushi place now!
	Comment by Pidgeot July 15, 2009, 3:21 am

	He tatooed a parrot on my face while I was grogged !
	Comment by Marzhin July 15, 2009, 3:32 am

	Look behind you, a three-headed unicorn!!
	Comment by Langinger July 15, 2009, 3:35 am

	Chiropractor? No. Just me. And anyway you are always on top in my dreams. My legs? My legs? Oh right boss! I am now Darth Guybrush! Kneel before me!
	Comment by Tilbrook July 15, 2009, 4:41 am

	He stole my plush banana in kindergarten. And my plush cannon. And my plush treasure map. And my fine plush pirate crew.
	Comment by brodersen July 15, 2009, 5:02 am

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1053
	Comment by aygey July 15, 2009, 5:41 am

	Hey vote for me!! http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1076
	Comment by squidpod July 15, 2009, 6:14 am

	Guybrush is a faggot
	Comment by bau de jogos July 15, 2009, 6:17 am

	He broke my favorite beer mug by puring me some ghastly Grog!
	Comment by Celeg July 15, 2009, 6:25 am

	Please vote for mine: "He sold me this fine leather jacket and said that it'll ride up with wear!" http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1038
	Comment by jfen005 July 15, 2009, 6:36 am

	This doesn't matter, but I'm downloading Secret of Monkey Island Special Edition... Trial..Game... I don't have anymoer Microsoft Points! I spent them on Sam and Max save the World! Dx Only if I had 13 bucks... or something...
	Comment by Chris July 15, 2009, 6:50 am

	You can vote for me. Or not. Either way it's: http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1114 "Yar, the scoundrel destroyed all the porcelain decorations at my wedding!"
	Comment by krishaw July 15, 2009, 6:52 am

	NO U. @Bau
	Comment by Chris July 15, 2009, 6:52 am

	Just read my one-liner and you can decide if it is good or not. http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1129
	Comment by Epsi July 15, 2009, 7:17 am

	Here is another leather-jacket-variant: That scallywag sold me a fake leather jacket! Arrr!, I should have bought from that guy with the hat instead! If you like this, please vote for it: http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/1126.
	Comment by flukeman July 15, 2009, 7:17 am

	VOTE FOR ME. just read it and decide...
	Comment by Epsi July 15, 2009, 7:19 am

	He wouldn't stop telling that Lechuck story! Or asking about marshmallows!
	Comment by Garfy July 15, 2009, 7:39 am

	This is the quote we've been waiting for SO LONG... Vote please?
	Comment by Jackie July 15, 2009, 7:54 am

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1177 I hope you like it. Please vote for me!
	Comment by masamune July 15, 2009, 8:24 am

	This one? http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1168
	Comment by JuL July 15, 2009, 8:28 am

	I'm in fourth right now! Gnaws on knuckles Hee.
	Comment by clawsight July 15, 2009, 9:06 am

	"He smells like bilge water and his mother dresses him funny!" http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/934
	Comment by ToxicFish July 15, 2009, 9:25 am

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1303 " I worked on Guybrush Threepwood's crew and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!" Please vote.
	Comment by Mikedwyer July 15, 2009, 9:38 am

	I can has LOLCAT????
	Comment by R4m80 July 15, 2009, 10:11 am

	Guybrush? He lost my disc #23 and I never got past that darn stump. http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1482
	Comment by Kalava July 15, 2009, 11:40 am

	This is what U-tubes can do to you...
	Comment by dg10050 July 15, 2009, 11:51 am

	.. and that was the last time I went to the toilet alone. Vote hare yer naughtical net kno' it alls : [url=http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1486]
	Comment by GhostDemon July 15, 2009, 12:13 pm

	A slight twist on an old phrase
	Comment by Valcrist July 15, 2009, 12:25 pm

	I've been so many good ones, so I'd thought I'd try it LOL Here's mine:http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1538
	Comment by CissyB July 15, 2009, 12:27 pm

	Oh, creepy you. Here's mine.
	Comment by Dragola July 15, 2009, 12:27 pm

	Oh man, what a sort of sexual piece of poetry... i want yu out...1442
	Comment by Noodles July 15, 2009, 1:33 pm

	Mr Threepwood forced me to assist to unnominable and morally deprecable acts between him and a electro-masochistic monkey! http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/518 Vote for me, pleaseeeeeee :D
	Comment by Revan81 July 15, 2009, 1:37 pm

	That's mine.
	Comment by Guy without brush July 15, 2009, 1:44 pm

	"He sunk my battleship!" http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/315 Short and simple, but very appropriate! Please vote for it, it would be great to hear it in-game! :)
	Comment by Davius July 15, 2009, 2:09 pm

	He peeled the awesome map from a pirate's back using stolen cooking oil, EWWWWWWWWWWW!
	Comment by Martin Ellis July 15, 2009, 3:18 pm

	I think the game manuals entry should win hands down but I'm going to throw a shameless plug for my own entry up here anyway. Yar, he made me enter a dialogue contest!
	Comment by Vin July 15, 2009, 4:05 pm

	He started up a petition to rename skull island, duck island! But as any 'real pirate' can see it is clearly a Goose, witch is a completely diffrent branch of the waterbird family. http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/1716
	Comment by balin2k July 15, 2009, 4:15 pm

	Yarr, he spanked me monkey while I be grogged...alas, twas me most prized monkey. Threepwood, I'll get revenge on ye someday!
	Comment by kumquatsrus July 15, 2009, 4:48 pm

	http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/1732
	Comment by kumquatsrus July 15, 2009, 4:49 pm

	http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/1732
	Comment by kumquatsrus July 15, 2009, 4:51 pm

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1732
	Comment by kumquatsrus July 15, 2009, 5:55 pm

	A virtue is voting. ;) For me.
	Comment by BadStrong July 15, 2009, 7:34 pm

	He chucked my wood chuck! http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1877
	Comment by LittleChimp July 15, 2009, 9:18 pm

	what do I click on to make a new entry?
	Comment by octochan July 15, 2009, 9:30 pm

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1920
	Comment by Bigbit July 15, 2009, 10:56 pm

	He slapped me with a large trout!
	Comment by Inferno July 15, 2009, 11:08 pm

	Ok that didn't work! Try this :) http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1921
	Comment by Inferno July 15, 2009, 11:10 pm

	That no good scaliwag beat my Maniac Mansion speedrun by 30 seconds!
	Comment by FlyingDorkProd July 15, 2009, 11:24 pm

	Yaaarrr...Guybrush, he lead me to „use staple remover with maniac nude girlfriend“. Now i am free for Elaine! hopin for some support :)
	Comment by fabian July 16, 2009, 12:23 am

	Mine is I helped him defeating LeChuck and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
	Comment by David Amador July 16, 2009, 2:20 am

	David Amador: Think up your own jokes instead of stealing mine: http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1303
	Comment by Mikedwyer July 16, 2009, 3:24 am

	Threepwood, you're a software pirate and you know it! Vote here!
	Comment by Roenie July 16, 2009, 4:19 am

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2074 It's true, I tell'ee!
	Comment by Just Kelly July 16, 2009, 5:00 am

	He turned up at my wedding all grogged up, put a sign on nana's butt saying "Phatt Island" and asked her if she knew how to do the Jailhouse Rock...we tried to warn him of her incontinence but it was too late: that first dance was the last dance. http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2073
	Comment by Yaaaar Mighty Si July 16, 2009, 5:03 am

	I am online looking to buy a complete collection of Monkey Island games and maniac mansion and I discover a new one? WTF? Not everything needs to have an episode prequel saga!
	Comment by Tara July 16, 2009, 8:10 am

	That cur stored away on me ship, promoted himself to King of the World and kept singing "Me hearties will go on.". I hit an iceberg because I couldn't stand it anymore! *sob http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2153
	Comment by ArtYong July 16, 2009, 9:07 am

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/619 vote for me please
	Comment by drax86 July 16, 2009, 10:12 am

	Yehhhs, I feel mine captures the spirit of the Monkey Island humor... http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2233
	Comment by SeaburyNorton July 16, 2009, 10:39 am

	My first entry.
	Comment by Arjak July 16, 2009, 10:41 am

	These are fighting words... http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2295
	Comment by TheSporadical July 16, 2009, 1:07 pm

	He wouldn't let me tell him about Grim Fandango! http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/2330
	Comment by Brad July 16, 2009, 3:23 pm

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2376
	Comment by Shibl July 16, 2009, 6:29 pm

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2395 "He wrote me a haiku...with 4 lines!"
	Comment by hammy797 July 16, 2009, 9:30 pm

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2497 "I can't tell you what he did, but it involved a llama, a whisk and a tripod!"
	Comment by Alex July 17, 2009, 4:48 am

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2498
	Comment by TimCo July 17, 2009, 4:59 am

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2542 LOL hilarious
	Comment by MonkeyAaron July 17, 2009, 8:30 am

	For making me sit for hours on end until late at night following him on some fool quest....5 TIMES!
	Comment by Mike T July 17, 2009, 10:49 am

	He stole my beard! http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2600
	Comment by mightypirate July 17, 2009, 12:39 pm

	Oy vey, there are so many, many terrible entries... I must say, this makes me appreciate the actual writers even more.
	Comment by Thriftweed Fancy Pants July 17, 2009, 3:50 pm

	I'm still not getting any answers here about how to make a new entry >:(
	Comment by octochan July 17, 2009, 7:27 pm

	IS ANY PORCELAIN SAFE FROM THAT THREEPWOOD GUY?? http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2779 Hey, I thought it was funny...
	Comment by aphowel July 18, 2009, 12:08 pm

	http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/410
	Comment by snip3z4kills July 18, 2009, 12:26 pm

	Vote for me!
	Comment by CaptMrT July 18, 2009, 12:54 pm

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2786 Geuss I need that! har har!
	Comment by CaptMrT July 18, 2009, 12:55 pm

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2803 I'd appreciate it if you clicked on my linkie and voted should you approve. Thankee.
	Comment by 2dsally July 18, 2009, 2:35 pm

	As a tribute to Sam and Max, I hope this one is fitting. Please vote for it. http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2857
	Comment by Fenizrael July 19, 2009, 12:11 am

	hi guys my entry is, He promised me Melee island's™ finest bottle of grog but he just gave me a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle,arrr that scurvy cow! please vote for me guys by going to http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/2864 thanks again guys your the best and thanks to those all already voted for me :)
	Comment by moviebuster July 19, 2009, 1:19 am

	some are apparently cheating. look at the top 5... pretty lousy entries.
	Comment by Kvasirr July 19, 2009, 4:58 am

	I thought my entry was bad... until I read the others. some are ok though.
	Comment by Kvasirr July 19, 2009, 5:07 am

	I made one for one of the first things you do in the first game; steal the cooks pot: http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2908 Please vote, I def think this one should be in the top 5 :D
	Comment by alfdaur July 19, 2009, 8:03 am

	Mine is so AWESOME that is plain awful, or genius, or awful... Anyway, please vote for me! He tricked me into marrying a giraffe and she was underage! Because Stefano is a name for a girl, isn't it? So much poetry almost makes me cry...
	Comment by Mr. Turkinfire July 19, 2009, 9:20 am

	alddaur & MR Turkingfire... yeah.... what are you guys... like... 12? :)
	Comment by Kvasirr July 19, 2009, 10:29 am

	Yes, I'm sagitarium, thanks for asking.
	Comment by Mr. Turkinfire July 19, 2009, 11:21 am

	He once glued our ship’s first mate to the deck. Poor Elmer is still stuck there. http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2951
	Comment by HToothrot July 19, 2009, 12:52 pm

	He gave me free tickets for The Carnival of The Damned! http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2969
	Comment by geminisfl July 19, 2009, 2:41 pm

	Look stand in front of that mirror and youll see a zombie pirate ! http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2978 Lulz! vote for me or don't
	Comment by Silent Thunder July 19, 2009, 3:38 pm

	Vote for 3049: I lent a hand to Guybrush Threepwood\'s adventuring ways...and I never got it back. http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3049 There's a backslash in my soliloquy and he's stealing all my change.....hope you like it.
	Comment by xury July 20, 2009, 1:19 am

	He stole my virginity. Twice!
	Comment by Guy without brush July 20, 2009, 2:17 am

	It would be nice if my witty line got voted on =) http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3067 YARR! What he has done is so devastating, mutilating and perforating, that I can't fit in the whole story in my 25 word limit.
	Comment by SilverDSlite July 20, 2009, 2:28 am

	ARGH! He blew a hole in me poop deck!
	Comment by Thriftweed Fancy Pants July 20, 2009, 2:38 am

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3082 Look in front of you, a monkey-headed three! Yeah, I know I wasted my turn...
	Comment by The Highway July 20, 2009, 3:22 am

	Guybrush, aiiiii? I thing he wars that nice Guy that teach me to wright!!! hope four your supperport...he even teach me... http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3144
	Comment by fabian July 20, 2009, 7:14 am

	He told me he killed LeChuck, and two days after that, guess who sunk my ship ?
	Comment by Marzhin July 20, 2009, 7:17 am

	He said this soup would do me good! Next thing I remember was running from the cannibals of Monkey Island! http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/2881 Please vote my line :)
	Comment by twood July 20, 2009, 10:06 am

	#2 Entry= I was baited by his witty, oh so charming humor only to be thrown back into the sea for some Governor! Vote if you must.
	Comment by BadStrong July 20, 2009, 10:56 am

	Here's mine: "He told me I have the biggest monkey head he had ever seen". Vote it here.
	Comment by Tarta July 20, 2009, 1:58 pm

	"He cut in front of me on the Rollercoaster of Death™ right before it broke down! Now I'll never get to see the inside of that giant monkey head..." http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3257
	Comment by spielbergfan1 July 20, 2009, 4:38 pm

	He asked me about my personal life until I left. Then he stole everythin of value in my house! vote for it
	Comment by lagamorph July 20, 2009, 9:57 pm

	Arr!! Geekwood, That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
	Comment by glenn-p July 21, 2009, 2:43 am

	He poked me on Facegrog™!
	Comment by Authorita July 21, 2009, 10:30 am

	He has the alias of Shame On Cowell, the jury in the Monkey Island™ Idol® and said that my voice are "weapons of mass destruction" http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3428
	Comment by kadalkidal July 21, 2009, 10:38 am

	he wooed my wife by outcompeting me in a breath holding contest
	Comment by Moracac July 21, 2009, 2:13 pm

	He wooed Ealine by outcompeting my in a breath holding contest http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3476
	Comment by Moracac July 21, 2009, 2:19 pm

	Guybrush Threepwood pulled me aboard after my ship sank, measured me, then told me I was "under regulation length" and threw me back. http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3634
	Comment by Fellow Lagomorph July 22, 2009, 5:21 pm

	"He canvased my business trying to sell me fine leather jackets" PS how do i get my avatar pic up?
	Comment by greenttentacle July 22, 2009, 7:54 pm

	worked it all out thanks!
	Comment by greenttentacle July 22, 2009, 8:06 pm

	he stole my pants saying "im a mighty pirate!!"
	Comment by seb-bad July 23, 2009, 6:37 am

	he poured rootbeer allover my ship.and now its stained
	Comment by seb-bad July 23, 2009, 6:38 am

	Threepwood spilled water on my pegleg and now it expanded! The cur!Now I walk funny.
	Comment by Ruan Smit July 23, 2009, 10:20 am

	Guybrush... he defeated me, along with my pride in a plank-diving competion. Curse you Threepwood!!!
	Comment by Gomlet X July 23, 2009, 11:47 am

	Vote for me: He left me hanging on a Totem pole so HE can go into that huge monkey head that has no brains http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/3888
	Comment by Ilove monkyisland July 25, 2009, 1:11 pm

	Plz vote for me: He sawed half through my pegleg while I helped him move
	Comment by Blocki July 26, 2009, 11:51 pm

	That Thrivewood-guy never remembers my name correctly!
	Comment by Guy without brush July 27, 2009, 12:35 am

	Vote for me if you like it.... :-) Argh... he loaned me his pants, but forgot to mention about the ferocious three-headed parrot still in it...!
	Comment by Andersioh July 27, 2009, 1:40 am

	He paid more than twenty bucks for a computer game, that cad!
	Comment by King Bowser Koopa July 27, 2009, 4:44 am

	"He stole from my Indy Quotient™! Now I'll never be able to get 800 IQ points!" http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/4075
	Comment by spielbergfan1 July 27, 2009, 9:56 am

	He came into my store, and while I wasn't looking he started stealing things, a hammer, a mirror, scissors, he stole my gold tooth
	Comment by Avinash_Tyagi July 27, 2009, 12:22 pm

	I told him "Look behind you! A One Headed Monkey with Three Arms" and he said "There's no such thing" and then proceded to hit me with a rubber chicken, I cryed all night...
	Comment by snip3z4kills July 28, 2009, 7:57 am

	He tried to starve me to death with this thing he called “sope”, all my flies disappeared and I couldn't fish for a month. I like it
	Comment by dmick July 29, 2009, 11:54 am

	He tried to starve me to death with this thing he called “sope”, all my flies disappeared and I couldn't fish for a month. Require a bit of thinking...
	Comment by dmick July 29, 2009, 12:08 pm

	He tried to see me fine leather jackets, but I never received them. http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/4361
	Comment by MJedi July 29, 2009, 10:21 pm

	He challenged me for one of my most precious items, then after I won multiple times, he did various small things to cheat!
	Comment by lecharles July 30, 2009, 9:26 am

	New week, new phrase: "Hez lfaughred afouch myk pronhuntiation prowlem", be good dog and vote it here.
	Comment by Tarta July 30, 2009, 6:30 pm

	Threepwood?Guybrush Threepwood? My Name is James Barrington. AND I WANT MY WIFE'S LEG BACK!!! I know you have it! give it to me..
	Comment by James July 31, 2009, 5:19 am

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/4569
	Comment by Nightfall02 July 31, 2009, 9:39 am

	I would appreciate it if you would stop flogging my monkey. What kinda person be flogging another persons monkey. It just aint civil!!
	Comment by vektsilver July 31, 2009, 3:50 pm

	Vote this if you like it ! Thanks a bunch ! :) http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/4665
	Comment by JWayne August 1, 2009, 11:24 am

	Vote this if you like it ! Thanks a bunch ! :) http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/4665
	Comment by JWayne August 1, 2009, 11:27 am

	vote or die!
	Comment by goonshow August 2, 2009, 7:59 am

	vote or die! http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/4748
	Comment by goonshow August 2, 2009, 8:00 am

	Oh man! I was sent straight to the page and didn't get to read the main rule! Accusing Guybrush of a wrong doing towards me, I just thought a funny sentence. I wish I could erase mine :/
	Comment by Mortanious August 2, 2009, 12:34 pm

	http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/4772
	Comment by rusu August 2, 2009, 1:56 pm

	hey look... if you click on this link you'll see a three headed monkey http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/4777
	Comment by Aaron August 2, 2009, 4:53 pm

	Yikes! It's behind me!
	Comment by lorecaster August 4, 2009, 6:22 am

	I traded Guybrush me last grog for an all day pass on Big Woop and now look at me- I'm an undead talking skull! Give me back me arm Threepwood!!!
	Comment by jlmccusk August 5, 2009, 2:33 pm

	He set his trecherous duck on me and it chewed off me nose. . .for five hours! Five bloody hours!
	Comment by jlmccusk August 5, 2009, 2:37 pm

	He stole my tattoo right off my back! I couldn't go outside for monthes, I was sunburned so bad, and now I have no map to get home or find gigs. . . What about my wife and kids?
	Comment by jlmccusk August 5, 2009, 2:43 pm

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