Telltale Tuesdays!

Posted by Nikki H

February 2, 2010

In honor of Rise of the Pirate God finally making its WiiWare debut, we once again face the perils of Guybrush's mortality. It is only right to give him a proper eulogy. We ask you, Loyal Gamers:

What do you think is written on Guybrush's Tombstone?

We'll be picking a few winners, who will get a free episode of their choice. Head over to our Facebook and Twitter to submit your entries, it's running from 12pm til 12pm tomorrow, PST (That's 8pm-8pm GMT) so don't delay. Remember, the contest is just for kicks, we won't be re-inscribing any gravestones due to this.

Not the wordy type? Check back on Thursday for a forum contest that might cater more to your talents.

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37 Comments

	A mighty pirate™
	Comment by Faq February 2, 2010, 11:58 am

	Guybrush Threepwood: He fought like a Dairy Farmer (Alternative Joke: Guybrush Threepwood He fought like a cow)
	Comment by King Jokesound February 2, 2010, 12:02 pm

	Guybrush Threepwood I finally got you - G.P. LeChuck.
	Comment by firefyte February 2, 2010, 12:09 pm

	"Gorbush Thriftweed, Mighty Gardener(TM)"
	Comment by Chaosprower February 2, 2010, 12:10 pm

	"~~Gorbush~~ Guybrush ~~Thriftweed~~ ~~Peepwood~~ ~~Threekwood~~ Threepwood It's not even a name!"
	Comment by eugaet February 2, 2010, 12:44 pm

	"Guybrush Threepwood - Died getting stabbed in the back, from the front!"
	Comment by DjNDB February 2, 2010, 1:20 pm

	Doesn't it say Mitey Pirate already? Or are we talking about his real world tombstone? Well I think his tombstone says Guybrush Threepwood - Mitey Pirate.
	Comment by Fury February 2, 2010, 1:24 pm

	Here Lies Guybrush Threepwood Gravediggers welcome, we buried him with all his stuff.
	Comment by snip3z4kills February 2, 2010, 1:36 pm

	The grave of Otis Driftwood He will forever last in our memories
	Comment by Shazyzang February 2, 2010, 1:43 pm

	"Peperony and Chease" [sic]
	Comment by Jota February 2, 2010, 2:15 pm

	Here Lies Guybrush - this is the Second Deadest he has ever been.
	Comment by wassamatta_u February 2, 2010, 2:38 pm

	Third time's the charm
	Comment by Bagge February 2, 2010, 2:59 pm

	Papapishu!
	Comment by jaurn February 2, 2010, 3:05 pm

	Guybrush Thriftweed: Flooring Inspector (cortousy of Meleé Island Lookout)
	Comment by Awesome5 February 2, 2010, 3:11 pm

	Shoot, just realized that we have to do it on Facebook... Does posting it here still count?
	Comment by Awesome5 February 2, 2010, 3:22 pm

	Here lies the grave of Guybrush Threepwood His body buried under a layer of deep mud Even Mighty Pirates have their limits He held his breath for more than ten minutes. Twig.
	Comment by twigusa February 2, 2010, 3:51 pm

	Guybrush Threepwood Although he was the mighty when he was alive. No one can be mighty after the 6 foot dive.
	Comment by iamwhoiam February 2, 2010, 4:10 pm

	I vanquished LeChuck five times... and all I got with this lousy tombstone.
	Comment by tfarr February 2, 2010, 4:59 pm

	I vanquished LeChuck five times... and all I got was this lousy tombstone.
	Comment by tfarr February 2, 2010, 4:59 pm

	Hey, another contest. Interesting...
	Comment by February 2, 2010, 5:22 pm

	Guybrush Threepwood: mighty flooring inspector.
	Comment by noname875 February 2, 2010, 5:46 pm

	"He was not such a wimp after all"
	Comment by Ignatius February 2, 2010, 7:09 pm

	-- Please insert disc #0 --
	Comment by Majus February 2, 2010, 8:52 pm

	GuyBrush ThreepWood, I Came, I Saw, I Plundered!
	Comment by RobRawks February 2, 2010, 9:13 pm

	That dead guy under the dirt is named Guybrush
	Comment by SamAndMaxFan188 February 2, 2010, 10:37 pm

	True, it's not a democracy, but I hope Bagge officially submitted "Third time's the charm," because that made me laugh quite a bit.
	Comment by HappyCoincidence February 2, 2010, 10:55 pm

	Here lies Guybrush Threepwood. Or is he standing, or even sitting, either here is Guybrush.
	Comment by eloffler February 3, 2010, 1:51 am

	Do I get disqualified if I double post?
	Comment by StrongBrush1 February 3, 2010, 4:33 am

	Hello, his name was Guybrush Threepwood and he was a mighty pirate (althought he looks like a flooring inspector).
	Comment by Kamilozo3 February 3, 2010, 6:04 am

	Here lies Guybrush Threepwood He thought he couldn't die in an Adventure by LucasArts (TTG)
	Comment by Langinger February 3, 2010, 6:55 am

	Here lies Guybrush Threepwood: Mighty pirate (or at least that's what he always used to say)
	Comment by Symbermine February 3, 2010, 7:38 am

	Gybrush Threepwood. Why didn't you buy his fine leather Jackets?
	Comment by spacezoomer February 3, 2010, 7:46 am

	Here Lies Guybrush Threepwood. (He missed the rubber tree)
	Comment by noname875 February 3, 2010, 9:19 am

	To clarify, posting on EITHER Facebook, Twitter, or here will get you qualified. If you post the same thing a few times, it gets very confusing (and makes your submissions seem less original!) so try to stick to only one place.
	Comment by nikasaur February 3, 2010, 11:13 am

	Guybrush Threepwood. mighty flooring inspector
	Comment by Zwulminator February 3, 2010, 12:24 pm

	Here Lies Guybrush Threepwood Born: ....Yes Died: Apparently Please collect your fine leather jacket at the visitors centre
	Comment by markeahogan February 3, 2010, 1:05 pm

	Darn it you can't edit comments on telltale, sorry for essentially a triple post but here it is correctly, sorry for the mistake the first time. HAVE YOU DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN!!! Well before you do, you better come to STAN'S BARELY USED TOMBSTONES! With all kinds of tombs for you to choose from!! Make sure you ask about our new porcelain tombstones! [i]Here lies ~~Bob Smith~~ Guybrush Threepwood, May he R.I.P.[/i] (this line in smaller text)
	Comment by khil1 February 3, 2010, 5:45 pm

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