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I was hoping to get my girl S&M 2010 for valentine, but guess I gotta wait :)

Happy holidays!

Here is my entry.

On Valentines Day love is in the air
Full of gifts and a chocolate eclair.
But for me its filled with destruction and dread
Filled with chaos until my enimies are dead.
As my fat dog friend drives me through town
Knowing when it comes to destruction I hold the crown.
So as you celebrate with your special sir or mam
I will celebrate with a gun saying"where we going Sam."

Max: On this very special day I'd like to take the chance to say..
Sam: What's that little buddy?
Max: Boobies!
Sam: Max you have the mind of a 5 year old boy, and the actions of a 40 year old, just-escaped-from an-Asylum sociopath.
Max: I love you too, Sam.

@mrblombe
It's Elaine not Elena

Err, "dead babies don't SAY much". I suck.

Morgan le Flay on Love:

"Love? Don't talk to me about love. Love comes at you out of nowhere, like a barrel full of fish landing on the other end of your gangplank. Love leaves you cold and wet, and maybe - if you're lucky and good - holding somebody's hand.
Maybe love betrays you, maybe you betray love, but at the end of the day it'll make you do something crazy, and then what's left? Just a broken heart - or some other sharp pain in your chest - and a one way ticket to the Crossroads."

Max: Love is like a butterfly; set it free. If it returns, it is yours to keep. If it does not return, hunt it down, pull off its wings, smash its tiny metaphorphosized body, and burn down the jungle where it lives to teach other butterflies a lesson. Taste firey death, puny, antennaed, lepidopteran love!

Sam: I guess love really is a battlefield.

Sam: You Know, I don't understand why Valentines Day is such a big deal. I mean, the only couple that we know around here is Sybil and Abe, and they're not doing anything today.
Max: At least that we know of. You can never tell with those crazy kids.
Sam: Speaking of which, Max, did we ever get our car back?
Max: Yeah, but we still need to send it to the exorcist's, and my camera's not working.
Sam: Did you turn it on?
Max: Yes.
Sam: Do the batteries work?
Max: Batteries?
Sam: Yes. You know, the two cylindrical metal things that go in the big space.
Max: So THAT'S what I had for lunch two weeks ago. I assumed the burning sensation was just heartburn.
Sam: Oh, yeah. Thanks for reminding me, Max. Have a Happy Valentine's Day, Kids. This year, the one you love may want something special.
Max: Yeah, so skip the sappy love note, and just get them a huge box of those multi-colored heart candies that taste like chalk.
Sam: You crack me up, little buddy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.
And at Stan's newly opened Floral Emporium,
You can get a bouquet of each for the price of two!

G. Threepwood: Love is like your left hand, before you know it - you're hooked

Twigusa, you are awesome!!!!!

Here's Mine:

Strong Sad - To send love to another is like giving your heart away, risking the loss of your heart for all eternity.
Homestar - Oooh I just love licking the envelopes!

*grab

I was going to do some Homestar Runner ones as well, but I didn't feel like getting their voices back, so here's three Sam & Max entries.


Sam: Love is an arbitrary assortment of unrealistic expectations that neither party is entirely able to fulfil.
Max: Still bitter about your high school girlfriend moving across the country to get away from you?
Sam: For the last time, Max, it was only across state.


Max: As we rabbits have moved past your primitive need for "love", I now declare February 14th to be the National Day of Random Shootings, Carjackings, and Bar Brawls. Knock yourselves out, America! Literally!


Max: Sam, let's do something special this Valentine's day.
Sam: Uh... I'm not sure I'm comfortable with what you're implying, little pal.
Max: That the world will never be safe until we blow up the factories where they make those schlocky greeting cards!
Sam: Now there's a Valentine's day activity I could get behind.

Extract from the Keelhauler Gazette (dated today!)

Love: An Inside Scoop
By Davey Nipperkin

Love, probably nobody knows what it really is.
After a tireless research and long interviews
from people all around Flotsam, The Gazzette
has an all-exclusive inside scoop on "Love" (Page 2)

Weather Update
By Davey Nipperkin

Today: Sunny and Windy. 72-78 ºF.
The winds will prevail all day, ranging from 20 to 40 mph inward

Tomorrow: Sunny and Windy. 72-78 ºF.
The winds will prevail all day, ranging from 20 to 40 mph inward

Max: Hey Sam, who is that over-sized kid in diapers with a quiver of arrows and terrible aim?
Sam: That little buddy, is a purveyor of love.
Max: Can i pummel him mercilessly until he's screaming like the little girl that he is?
Sam: I don't see a reason why not.

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Sam: Max, I like the new look, those bloody angel wings really suit you.
Max: They were surprisingly easy to detach. Do you think it will get me into heaven?
Sam: Sure Max, if it's one thing heaven needs, it's random acts of violence.
Max: I'm sure God will appreciate my feeding of Mack Salmon to those Japanese tourists last week. tee hee.

Sam: Max, Love is a cold, squishy, slimy creature lurking about in the intestines of every living being, waiting and plotting its entire life until it finds the right chance to strike, causing its host to waste boat-loads of cash on nonessential and fattening products in a vain attempt to hollowly please their partner and to try and be accepted in our society.

Max: Wow...love truly does sound like a ruthless, sinister, evil thing...I can't WAIT to give it a try!

Sam: You're a lost hope swirling around in a lost cause, little buddy.

Sam: Hey little buddy
Don't you look swell
You Crashed the DeSoto
But i will not Yell

Its valentines day
And love is in the air
Not that i love you
But i will spare you despair

Max: I also lost our money
Bosco-tech seemed so sound
My investment went under
About six feet in the ground

Or that's where we'll be
Once the Mob gets us alright
Get your gun out Sam
We're gonna light up the night

Guybrush: What do you think about LOVE ?

Murray: LOVE is the greatest demonic power unleashed from Hell ... That's why if you reverse LOVE its spells E-V-O-L .... Haaa ha ahaaa haa.

Guybrush: That's E-V-I-L . How do know this anyway ??

Murray: Before I was made the commander of the Skeleton Army, I served the Dark Lord as a divorce lawyer in the mortal world.

Strong Mad: Love mean NO SMASH...

Guybrush: Nice love

Stan: You don't know what love is until you've bought this amazing pink grog jar! You only have to buy and and you can love the world! And if you buy this wonderful Le Chuck T-Shirt in addition the world will love you, too!

Marquis de Singe: Ah, love, a true scientific mystery. Common side effects include.. how you say, increased heart rate, nervousness, and the acquiring of butterflies in one's stomach.

Max: Love is... that warm fuzzy feeling you get when you wet your pants... if I wore any