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Telltale Ewwwsday!
Posted by Nikki H March 16, 2010

Watch out, law-abiding people of the world, it's-

TELLTALE TUESDAY!

Our weekly contest to see if you guys are as funny as you think you are. Let's get this show on the road!

Speaking of shows, a little refresher course:

Cooking Without Looking! What a grievously wonderful premise, a smash hit in kitchens and hospitals everywhere! This week they're taking viewer submissions, so we ask you:

Create a disastrous dish for Cooking Without Looking!

Submit the name of your recipe on our Facebook, Twitter, or toss it right here in the blog and you could win a free Telltale episode! You only have a day to whip up the most hazardous concoctions, until Noon tomorrow (that's Wednesday the 17th, 8pm GMT....or is it? Daylight Savings?) so put on your safety goggles and set the place ablaze.
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Buster Blaster's Pecan Pie a la Mode 7
Comment by lombre
March 16, 2010, 12:22 pm
Bosco's Homemade Cassarole with built-in security camera and remote controlled-missles

Whew that was long! :P
Comment by sarasgamecube
March 16, 2010, 12:30 pm
Vacuum packed sun-dried cow pies
Comment by punisox
March 16, 2010, 12:30 pm
max's gun powdered sugar funnel cake's
Comment by dra
March 16, 2010, 12:35 pm
Mr. Featherly's Deep-fried Chicken Liver Pate'
Comment by Icedhope
March 16, 2010, 12:38 pm
max's nitroglycerin bomb bons
Comment by dra
March 16, 2010, 12:38 pm
Plutonium Pie! (Just like mom used to make it!)
Comment by Thriftweed Fancy Pants
March 16, 2010, 12:40 pm
weezer's yellow snow cones
Comment by dra
March 16, 2010, 12:41 pm
Selfdestructing Saber Sushi

Can I win free shipping for my free season DVDs to Europe instead?
Comment by theKryz
March 16, 2010, 12:41 pm
the continental breakfast...OF DOOM!
Comment by salmonmack
March 16, 2010, 12:45 pm
Cream of Spoiled Milk Soup
Comment by The Cheeto
March 16, 2010, 12:45 pm
Nuclear Nachos! (Max: "Oooh... Why's it glowing Sam?" Sam: "Radiation, little buddy, Radiation.")
Comment by Thriftweed Fancy Pants
March 16, 2010, 12:47 pm
Vampire pie ala mode, complete with oozzing juices.
Comment by chobits1
March 16, 2010, 12:51 pm
Louisiana Back-bay Bayou Bunny Bordelaise, a la Max.
Comment by FreeJet
March 16, 2010, 12:53 pm
pecan ala flatulance
Comment by Trogdorman
March 16, 2010, 12:54 pm
chocozuma's revenge
Comment by Trogdorman
March 16, 2010, 12:54 pm
death by pineapple (With the pins taken out)
Comment by Trogdorman
March 16, 2010, 12:55 pm
chocolardiac arrest
Comment by Trogdorman
March 16, 2010, 12:55 pm
cheese covered poppies
Comment by Trogdorman
March 16, 2010, 12:56 pm
poppie salad
Comment by Trogdorman
March 16, 2010, 12:56 pm
Moo Goo Gai Pan ala mode
Comment by Trogdorman
March 16, 2010, 12:58 pm
Running Sushi.
Comment by miffi
March 16, 2010, 12:59 pm
Crispy blowfish omelette!
Comment by Korpil
March 16, 2010, 12:59 pm
Secret Spaghetti and Mystery Meatballs! (I could tell you the secret ingredients, but then I'd have to feed it to you kill you!)
Comment by Thriftweed Fancy Pants
March 16, 2010, 1:03 pm
Deviled Eggs of Infinite Doom! (They're to die for... Muahaha! >:D *Ahem* Actually, they're quite delicious.)
Comment by Thriftweed Fancy Pants
March 16, 2010, 1:11 pm
Cake with Special Tar Frosting and interior Lower Manitoba's Purple Jelly (side effects: loss of teeth, demon possession and/or death).
Comment by Neelo
March 16, 2010, 1:14 pm
Try a Knuckle Sandwich! (Flavor that really packs a punch!)
Comment by Thriftweed Fancy Pants
March 16, 2010, 1:15 pm
Spaghetti and Meatballs sprinkled with Arsenic Sauce - For your not-so-loved ones.

Fish Head Stonehenge

Fugu Improperly Prepared

Fish Teeth Feta Triangles

Turkey Skin with Gravel Stuffing - May also be used for self-defense

Candied Rotten Apple

Mole Cricket Casserole

Greek Fire Sandwich

Medusa Head on a Stick

"Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli" Cannoli
Comment by MalkyTop
March 16, 2010, 1:20 pm
The "WHAT its not on 360/wii cake"
nuff said
Comment by punkmario
March 16, 2010, 1:28 pm
Crapple Pie
Comment by danward3000
March 16, 2010, 1:30 pm
FroHypnobearBliss in a jar
Comment by Remolay
March 16, 2010, 1:35 pm
Nitrogen Icecream. I eat once of those. Really

(No really, I'm not kidding =P).
Comment by GinnyN
March 16, 2010, 1:40 pm
Mama Bosco's Trillion Dollar Prune Nut Pie
Comment by mathman77
March 16, 2010, 1:46 pm
Dead or Alive Sea Urchin Ice-cream
Comment by EmmanuelMunoz
March 16, 2010, 1:53 pm
Bosco's right armpit pie... with Max.

woot!
Comment by Zriwpud
March 16, 2010, 1:55 pm
Hard Boiled Flint Fist , with "this is for your mamma" salad.
Comment by Ignatius
March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
Bottled Hugh Bliss (proccessed exclusively by max)
jibbliejibbliejibblie...
Comment by ted12
March 16, 2010, 2:13 pm
Bladder Blaster

Chocolate Ice Cream with Bee Stinger Sprinkles.
Comment by MalkyTop
March 16, 2010, 2:30 pm
Brains!

mmm... brains....
Comment by xoshinobiox
March 16, 2010, 2:47 pm
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
that's right, we're making not a damn thing!
Comment by pwblaine
March 16, 2010, 2:48 pm
Crap in a Crockpot

Soylent Greenbeans
Comment by Lord-z
March 16, 2010, 2:53 pm
a nice little rotten turkey stuffed with cheese and hotdogs what has been sitting on the floor for three weeks. just add a little Toxic Bacteria and all assortments of colorful deseases and cacerous viruses, and, maybe a little bit of rat poison for seasoning, and voila! Turkey-A-La-Terrible! Mm-mm! what's fer dessert!
Comment by spacezoomer
March 16, 2010, 3:04 pm
The Gastro-Blastro
"It's blastastic!"
Comment by Sir Hobo
March 16, 2010, 3:16 pm
A chicken with a pulley in the middle soaked in B'nang and Tar! An optional ingredient is a century old hot dog: Only sold at Bosco's Inconvenience!
Comment by The Rat
March 16, 2010, 3:20 pm
Sam's Inventory Surprise. Ingridients include: Jesse Jame's hand, abe's brain, boxing betty, and for those lucky people, a GUN!

Another one, Santas Sinfull Jello
Comment by Gman5852
March 16, 2010, 3:21 pm
Bubblin' Troublin' Goop - a dish so rich with flavour you'll puke with pleasure!
Comment by SidGarcia
March 16, 2010, 3:26 pm
Max's brand new not approved by the FDA Fruits and Veggies plate!
Comment by smoorejunk
March 16, 2010, 3:28 pm
Tiny Timmy's @!*#% ^$!@# %!$@*+ with %*!-
Comment by WarpSpeed
March 16, 2010, 3:30 pm
A peanut-butter-pie without the peanuts (allergic, you know!)
Comment by Dragola
March 16, 2010, 3:52 pm
Lo-fat Tapeworm Tacos

Primordial Soup

Invertebratwurst
Comment by Klatuu
March 16, 2010, 3:54 pm
Shy Eel Surprise
You'll need your set of rusty knives and a pitch black area to slice the eel for preparation.

*chop*
Max: ow
*chop*
Max: ow
Max: Look Sam, no hands!
Comment by Vanished
March 16, 2010, 4:03 pm
Max souffle with ' Why won't you die?' brand seasoning.
Comment by sam and max2010
March 16, 2010, 4:17 pm
Cheesy Burger *
* The means the burger is made of cheese, and also the cheese is actually that nacho cheese stuff in a can, which I bought three years ago and left open and didn't notice it there until I Checked the back of the fridge and didn't want to touch it because it was covered with mold. Also, it was in a can. And by can, I mean a plastic bag that I left on the stove one day and didn't notice.
Comment by trb8x
March 16, 2010, 4:20 pm
The above comment is mine. I forgot to log out of it.
Comment by StrongBrush1
March 16, 2010, 4:24 pm
Chicken Feces Pot Pie
Comment by The Highway
March 16, 2010, 4:27 pm
Max's mystery meat pie
Comment by jmm
March 16, 2010, 4:34 pm
This Meal Used To Talk and Think! In a world where some animals talk and therefore some sentient beings are delicious, this meal isn't just a great philosophical talking point, it's also a great excuse to murder someone! It's still legal in six countries - another great reason to vsit Uruguay!
Comment by BiggerJ
March 16, 2010, 5:10 pm
Mama Bosco's Tick Tock taffy!
Comment by sam and max2010
March 16, 2010, 5:14 pm
Twinkytoe Prune Glassjacks
This dish is basicly a greasy pancake inside another greasy pancake dipped in animal fat and lushly covered with well-preserved prune syrop. The hundreds of tiny glass sprinkles on top of this heart-cloging monstrosity give not only an unique crystal sparkle, but also a rather edgy and memorable aftertaste.
Comment by Spadge
March 16, 2010, 5:42 pm
Kitten fricassee
Comment by Amaliath
March 16, 2010, 5:51 pm
Mood Swing Surprise
"Don't ask whats in it, just take a bite and enjoy the ride!"
Comment by natlinxz
March 16, 2010, 5:54 pm
after drinking snack (to avoid hangovers)
0,6 mg nitro glyserin (0,5 for women)
3 cow bone needles ( For some reason only cow bone needles work,don't ask why.
1 dye of newt (content of newt corp's dye is undisclosed at present)
1 root (any will do)
hair of sam (he is sort of a dog and has thought about biting you at least once)
Comment by iamwhoiam
March 16, 2010, 6:08 pm
Sam's Rainbow Shaped Cookies

Made using Mama Bosco's Colorful Cookie Recipe
Created and distributed by T-H-E-M!
Comment by smoorejunk
March 16, 2010, 6:09 pm
The C.O.P.S. techno-burger and/which fries. Have a byte!

And although I can't take credit for this, this is defiitely the first thing that came to mind when I saw the competition.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fE7IG1qPVI&feature=related

(4:55-5:52) Somehow this seems more annotated than I remember it as a child. :D
Comment by Nimeni
March 16, 2010, 7:15 pm
Hugh Bliss' Rainbow Milkshake
Comment by Supersonic84
March 16, 2010, 8:10 pm
Max's overthrowburger

Made from 100% pure president head and breaded vegetables.
Stick the president's head into a pot and fry to a crisp. Then, fry the other ingredients to a crisp. Then, throw it out and run to Bosco's to get some flame extinguishers.
Comment by Redrot
March 16, 2010, 8:37 pm
Soft Shotgun-shell crab
Comment by squidpod
March 16, 2010, 8:42 pm
Refried Refried Refried... uh... gross... Beans
Comment by squidpod
March 16, 2010, 8:44 pm
Bio-hazard surprise.
Comment by squidpod
March 16, 2010, 8:44 pm
Ebola Tar-Tar
Comment by squidpod
March 16, 2010, 8:45 pm
Shark fin (with Frickin' Laser-beams on their heads) soup
Comment by squidpod
March 16, 2010, 8:50 pm
(Grenade painted to look like a) Pinapple Upside-down Cake
Comment by squidpod
March 16, 2010, 8:54 pm
Oh nevermind somebody already thought along those lines... I'm done
Comment by squidpod
March 16, 2010, 8:55 pm
Lasagne with a fresh splattering of petrol and poisonous mushroom
Comment by Shmikles
March 16, 2010, 10:04 pm
A salad tossed with motor-oil and vinegar.

Drywall delight!

Fettuccini with Alfred's-toe sauce.
Comment by Puccinelli
March 16, 2010, 11:19 pm
The MSG Deluxe!
Comment by Awesomepantsman
March 16, 2010, 11:47 pm
Goats Head Soup
Comment by Hayden
March 17, 2010, 12:38 am
Deep Fried Donkey
Comment by Hayden
March 17, 2010, 12:40 am
Hamster pie with mini weenies
Comment by The Mighty M
March 17, 2010, 1:31 am
'Cooking Without Looking' Brand Instant Noodles. Ugh.
Comment by Awesomepantsman
March 17, 2010, 3:25 am
Rocky Roadkill Ice Cream
Comment by sock-fox
March 17, 2010, 4:16 am
Arsenic and Old Shoe Laces
Comment by EmmanuelMunoz
March 17, 2010, 4:20 am
Jimmy Two-Teeth's sweat stain surprise cheese platter
Comment by EmmanuelMunoz
March 17, 2010, 4:23 am
Deep Fried Tuberculosis.
Comment by tredlow
March 17, 2010, 4:25 am
Skun-Ka'pe's Scandinavian Smoked Salmon.
Comment by
March 17, 2010, 4:39 am
Emu Balut - Take one fertilized Emu egg and hard boil it. Serves five.

Stinky's Surprise Stu - Take whatever has turned or is growing fur from your fridge, inject a liberal dose of novocain, dice, and bring to a boil it their own juices.

The Threepwood Grogtini - mix together one part sewer sludge (preferably from the top of rusted pipes that are no longer used by the city) with equal part Blue Sea Vodka. Will cause just about anyone to either tell the their deepest, darkest secrets or spew bad voodoo juju all over an unsuspecting bar dweller.
Comment by Zeek
March 17, 2010, 5:03 am
Pea-za
Comment by Strong Fat
March 17, 2010, 6:17 am
Max Commandos...O's
Comment by Strong Fat
March 17, 2010, 6:31 am
Gateau au couteau, or "Surprise knife cake"
Comment by Ato
March 17, 2010, 7:10 am
Salted Toad, fresh from the road.
Comment by Hayden
March 17, 2010, 7:13 am
Flame grilled oranges, garnished with salt water taffy
Comment by smokemeakipper250
March 17, 2010, 8:24 am
Hey guys, this is a submission made by KURT (ICEDHOPE) and myself!

Enjoy! You can see it on his channel too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S2xQo28n2U&fmt=18
Comment by Silverwolfpet
March 17, 2010, 9:12 am
A joint entry from me and silverwolf pet, we decided to do something a little bit different.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Icedhope?feature=mhw4


Enjoy.
Comment by Icedhope
March 17, 2010, 9:12 am
Crispy Cockroach Pie
Comment by The Rat
March 17, 2010, 9:47 am
Detestable food course put together with various ingredients referring to characters and/or hilarious moments in the Sam & Max universe.
Comment by Ganon159
March 17, 2010, 9:52 am
Deep Fried Sushi
Comment by Ganon159
March 17, 2010, 9:53 am
Yo Mama's Chubby Hubby Cookies

Better Than Hex Cake

Everlasting Syllabub Spelling Soup

Red Eye Granny's Gravy

Mississippi Mountain Marmalade

Razz Ma Tazz Chocolate Bars

Puppy Chow Bow-wow Dog Biscuits

Chicken Wing-A-Dings On Fire
Comment by jfen005
March 17, 2010, 10:18 am
Quality Chocolates- Monty Python Style
Comment by StrongBrush1
March 17, 2010, 11:48 am
Burninated peasants
Comment by punisox
March 17, 2010, 11:51 am
Roadkill cake
Comment by Kamilozo3
March 17, 2010, 12:38 pm
Whoops, I meant
Roadkill cake - "Highway-Sufring" Style
Comment by Kamilozo3
March 17, 2010, 12:41 pm
The presidential sandwich - "Stonehead" ( looking just like Mount Rushmore but with Max's head instead of all others )
Comment by maitap4o
March 17, 2010, 12:44 pm
Ground LeChuck-E-Cheeseburgers
Comment by Astonishing Lucas Faria
March 17, 2010, 3:03 pm
Max's Baby Chicken Tartare Burrito
Comment by EmmanuelMunoz
March 17, 2010, 3:28 pm
Iarish stew with chopped, lit dynomite!
Comment by Agent P29
March 17, 2010, 4:25 pm
Taco Night?
1 package (12) taco shells
1 package of taco seasoning
1 lb ground "bear" (preferably pink over blue)
diced tomatoes
shredded lettuce
shredded cheese
low-fat "sour cream of rainbow"

Brown "bear" in large skillet over medium heat; drain. Add seasoning packet and 1/3 cup water. Simmer on low heat until water has evaporated. Serve in taco shells and garnish with lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and "sour cream".
Comment by sherah137
March 17, 2010, 4:28 pm
wow gold
Comment by ievep
March 20, 2010, 12:37 am
aion gold
Comment by ievep
March 20, 2010, 12:37 am
atlantica gold
Comment by ievep
March 20, 2010, 12:38 am
From what I just watched this is not worth one penny! This is the worst!

New Videos Here[/center]
Comment by Shanon
March 21, 2010, 4:24 am
Bubs' Questionably Low-Priced "Delight." Alternatively, Bosco's Questionably Low-Priced "Delight."
Comment by Cap'n Tyger
March 21, 2010, 6:21 pm
Hmm.. I just watch the video and sorry to say but I was not impressed Needs more effort and creativity.. Visit custom custom castle doors and wrought iron gates thank you.
Comment by market umbrella
March 22, 2010, 11:12 pm
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