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Posted by Nikki H April 20, 2010

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TELLTALE TUESDAY! by Glenfx

Really, what were you thinking? Broad daylight and all. We have important matters to discuss, as far as I've heard The Penal Zone does not feature our beloved and paranoid Bosco... what do you think? Is he onto something, and therefore must be silenced?

We're safe here. Safe to speak freely. So, if you've heard anything, we want to know...

What is Bosco's newest conspiracy theory?

Think you're on the right track? We'll investigate these claims and you could get a free Telltale game episode out of the deal... as hush money, you understand. Tell us all about it on Facebook, Twitter and in the comments here. Don't worry. The internet is secure.

We only have a day to figure it out, or it may be too late! Get your submissions in before noon PST tomorrow (7pm GMT on Wednesday April 21st) and we'll strategize. Good luck out there, constant vigilance!

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Comment by nikasaur
April 20, 2010, 11:48 am
That Las Vegas is stealing his money by hypnotizing him to play and lose at the slots all day.
Comment by SlasherMan
April 20, 2010, 11:52 am
OK. So. Buster Blaster was built by Sam, right? From a kit. But who supplied the kit? If you reduce the words "Buster Blaster" to Hebraic characters, then numbers, then turn them upside down in a calculator, it reads "boobies". Now, clearly there shouldn't be any adult material in a video game designed for children, so who could possibly be trying to corrupt the canine children of America? Who, after all, is the most corrupting influence in the entire of the US? Surely, it must be the casino bosses of Atlantic City! And it can't be any coincidence that Sam was playing the game in the diner just opposite Bosco's, now can it? Surely they must be out to get him? And where's the last place they'd ever look? Yes, that's right, Birmingham, Alabama, but since "the last place that anybody would look" is pretty much the most obvious place anybody would look, Bosco's gone to Las Vegas instead because he likes the TV show.
Comment by FitzoliverJ
April 20, 2010, 11:56 am
Think of the fact that Bosco always had what Sam and Max needed, but he never gave it to them. Perhaps he was working for some one else, who got what Sam and Max needed and gave it to Bosco, so they wouldn't have it, and the some one really can't let anything go wrong now, so they sent Bosco to Las Vegas until their master plan can unfold.
Comment by Weeblerjake
April 20, 2010, 12:11 pm
The guns Max are selling are drugging the Scouts, making them even more liable to shoot wildly and jump about like hyper-kinetic rabbity things.
Comment by City Of Delusion
April 20, 2010, 12:13 pm
Bosco's gone to Vegas to investigate the Underground Arcade Fight Clubs, entering Buster Blaster as his prize fighter and using all of his Government issued money to fund it. There he'll discover THE GREATEST CONSPIRACY OF ALL TIME!!!! That the Fight Clubs are actually run by Inter-Dimensional Supercomputers with a penchant for violence, and that these computers have their wires in more pies than is good for them....
Comment by MattyBouncy
April 20, 2010, 12:17 pm
He has an inkling that Bluster Blaster has the hots for him and his big, bulbous forearms and 'not quite purple' skin. BB went with him to Vegas in the hopes of a shotgun marriage!
Comment by Macarello
April 20, 2010, 12:17 pm
Bosco thinks that I control the internet. Which is wrong, I only control the government and his own hidden cameras.
Comment by smoorejunk
April 20, 2010, 12:23 pm
he's after the ttg a group who take our lives and turn them into one of their sick adventure games, and he all most all most tracked them down. right know he in Vegas to meet his London contacts big teeth and silent dog who have traced ttg back to the days when pirates battled over islands of monkeys. and he knows their close he can can see the tell tale signs every where.
Comment by dra
April 20, 2010, 12:26 pm
Bosco's latest conspiracy theory:

El Capitan Mariachi, who ran off to become a superstar, ended up having an unsuccessful career due to excessive use of the vocoder effect in Pro Tools. With record sales dwindling, El Capitan had to take a job working at a children's pizza place, dressing up in a silly gorilla suit and singing to kids.

Consumed by his failure and bitter at life, El Capitan makes a deal with the devil! In exchange for his immortal soul and an agreement to harvest as many mole men as he can, El Capitan is given a spaceship and futuristic weaponry so that he can reap his revenge upon humanity. And thus is born: General Skun-ka'pe!
Comment by tfarr
April 20, 2010, 12:26 pm
He thinks that the cops are coming for him. He doesn't realize it's just the C.O.P.S., trying to save his ancient cash register before it's too late!
Comment by Cap'n Tyger
April 20, 2010, 12:27 pm
the secret serves are all clones!!!!
Comment by dra
April 20, 2010, 12:28 pm
Word on the street is, someone's selling these fine leather jackets...
Comment by StarskyMaxwell
April 20, 2010, 12:34 pm
he's looking into a conspiracy about conspiracy theory's an evil unknown group who make up all the conspiracy's to distracted the thous how who would stop them from wold conquest with adventure games
Comment by dra
April 20, 2010, 12:40 pm
that all conspiracy theories were started by the government, in an attempt to halt conspiracy theorists from theorising the conspiracies that the government had released were in fact conspiracies hidden behind a giant conspiracy, all in an attempt to silence Bosco by causing his brain to explode from dwelling on it for precisely 32.567 seconds at any one time, hence the need for buster blaster as a distraction while they try to get answers from Elvis, who is not dead and works in one of Vegas' wedding chapels cleverly disguised as an Elvis impersonator.

buster blaster has agreed to go along,so he can meet a cute little slot machine he met online...
Comment by blood.eaglz
April 20, 2010, 12:41 pm
That the government rolled out the 'Ice Cream Police' or the ICP in an effort to rat out kids eating Ice Cream instead of healthy foods or in inappropriate places. However, Bosco has reason to believe that the ICP is its own independent force, that the government took credit for, but has no actual control over.
Comment by Obsolete Critic
April 20, 2010, 12:48 pm
McDonald's make the world fat throw computer they take you PC and put in one of theirs that give off subliminal messages to buy there produce's the only way to know if your affected is look at your pc and find the there evil logo MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by dra
April 20, 2010, 12:49 pm
Bosco believes someone is trying to change him into a young, white kid named "Johnny", roll him in dough and bake him into a pizza...and he has proof: http://www.boscospizza.com/
Comment by FreeJet
April 20, 2010, 12:50 pm
With him being is in Vegas and seing all that money he is probbably worrying about money suddenly taking over the world.
oh wait....
Comment by iamwhoiam
April 20, 2010, 12:52 pm
"The Evil Little Lagomorph Thugs Around Lake Erie" are teaming up with the "Great Anthropomorphic Mutts Elite Squad". I'm not sure what they're up to yet, but it can't be good.
Comment by Klatuu
April 20, 2010, 12:53 pm
another try: Bosco is afraid he himself is trying to take over the world and has erased this fact from his own mind not to get revealed untill its too late.
Comment by iamwhoiam
April 20, 2010, 1:14 pm
As I sit here in this cafe, I know I am not safe. Ever since I looked upon this blog post, people have been drilling holes into my head with their eyes. I am not safe. And neither is Bosco. Bosco is not in Vegas the same as I am not in a cafe; a good 'conspiracist' knows to never reveal their true location to anyone. We 'conpiracists' know the truth and thus must arm ourselves against our enemies by any means necessary including lying about where we are. As I sit in this nice park I realize that Bluster Blaster always had a face that seemed to belie melevolance of sort. Perhaps Bosco got himself kidnapped for not holding true to the "7 tenets of Conspiracists" I know, I've broken them before. Why are they staring at me? I've never been to Vegas but after living in this laundry mat for the past decade I sure would like to go. If only it weren't run by the Illuminati and their army of ravenous crooked-teethed anthropomorphic demonic sea lions. I fear for Boscos safety. For Sam & Max are the only ones that can save him. As for me, well, I'll just stay up here in my tree for a little while longer until those damned sea lions stop staring at me.
Comment by Nightzen
April 20, 2010, 1:14 pm
sorry for the serious loss of grammar in the last one. >_<
Maybe someone are stealing all my gramar ; P
Comment by iamwhoiam
April 20, 2010, 1:20 pm
Remember that Secret-Serv Ice Cream Truck? It was driven by a bunch of Elvis Impersonators (aka "The Elvs") bent on stealing Bosco's brain and using it to create cheap weapons. Bosco and Bluster Blaster are on a top-secret mission in Vegas to shut down The Elv's headquarters using Blaster's high-tech AI and attitude, as well as Bosco's uncanny sense of impending doom...
Comment by mathman77
April 20, 2010, 1:21 pm
The next conspiracy theory that Bosco has is...
OMG! Telltale Games is after Bosco!!! Reason: unknown but what is known for sure is that they ultimately have complete control over him! :P
Comment by sarasgamecube
April 20, 2010, 1:25 pm
-Bosco seriously questions what is going on in the world as a talking dog who wears clothes and a talking lagomorph both walk on TWO LEGS!

-Bosco is afraid Obama's new health care plan is made to destroy his store and put his momma on a death panel.

-Bosco is afraid of the C.O.P.S due to their suspecious use of accronyms.

-Bosco is afraid of H.I.M.S.E.L.F, he figures the only person he'd never suspect is most likely the one that is out to get him and who is less likely than himself?
Comment by Threepwood42
April 20, 2010, 1:30 pm
The C.O.P.S are double agents and he's undercover (also playing as a double agent) in vegas with Buster trying to figure out just what they are upto...
Comment by Darth_Vader
April 20, 2010, 2:13 pm
Bosco is a woman!
Case Closed.
Comment by Gman5852
April 20, 2010, 2:16 pm
Bosco better watch himself, he may have been replaced with a doppleganger who works for them!
Comment by Dark
April 20, 2010, 2:22 pm
monkeys made Egypt. and Steve Jobs.
Comment by deadlinejon
April 20, 2010, 2:26 pm
"THEY" are are crossbreeding listening devices with pigs so that "THEY" can spy on his conversations using.... Hot-dogs!
Comment by EmmanuelMunoz
April 20, 2010, 2:29 pm
It's not a conspiracy theory. His mother just found out where he is, so he legged it.
Comment by jeeno0142
April 20, 2010, 2:38 pm
Bathroom cleaning agents are really agents working for the government.
Comment by Maxilyah
April 20, 2010, 2:44 pm
There are three seasons of Sam and Max. Three times two (Sam+Max, and the next episode number) is five. Five, the number of times Bosco has said 'jaberwocky' off camera. Camera, a device for taking photographs. Photographs, ends in graphs. Graphs, for displaying information. Information, something Bosco does NOT need getting out into the public.

It's all a conspiracy. On the second episode of Season three, as the explanation begins, Bosco will return. And no one will say a word.
Comment by Kd.
April 20, 2010, 2:46 pm
Telltale Games wants to take over the world.
Also, they hate Sam.
Comment by Maxilyah
April 20, 2010, 2:46 pm
The government has a secret device that makes a person wearing a paper mask look like someone else!

...or is the TF2 Spy reference too obvious?
Comment by Powerlord
April 20, 2010, 3:16 pm
Dogs are much more intelligent than they seem, they just play dumb to toy with us .
Comment by WalkerTR77
April 20, 2010, 3:18 pm
Las Vegas is secretly home of an underground military scheme to rob people of their money to pay off the Skunkape army (Which would explain why he fled to Las Vegas)
Comment by Trogdorman
April 20, 2010, 3:19 pm
The best laid plans of mice and men actually go off without a hitch.
Comment by WalkerTR77
April 20, 2010, 3:20 pm
The US government created a fake video of the moon landing... FROM THE SECRET BASE ON MARS!
Comment by WalkerTR77
April 20, 2010, 3:21 pm
Bosco believes there is a secret plan to inject him with stem cells from the corpse of "Chef" from South Park.
Comment by FreeJet
April 20, 2010, 3:28 pm
Bosco know's something that we don't, and that something is:

The three time traveling mariachi him and Sam and Max encountered were not actually T.H.E.M, however the C.O.P.S. are! Or atleast they are is a connection between the two. The new one they call "Carol" is actually one of THEM's most dangerous members, and the "Crime-Tron" is actually a device to track down Bosco, so he has fled to Las Vegas with double agent Bluster Blaster, and has changed his name to "Ocsob." (get it?)
Comment by Mr. Sunday Surprise
April 20, 2010, 3:38 pm
All those things they say in the tabloids are real and are written by aliens.
Comment by SlasherMan
April 20, 2010, 3:38 pm
Oh sorry I guess I kind of copied "Darth_Vader." My bad.
Comment by Mr. Sunday Surprise
April 20, 2010, 3:41 pm
Buster Blaster is an evil spy. Bosco took him to Vegas to get him to spill the beans by distracting him with flashy lights.
Comment by adventureaddict
April 20, 2010, 3:54 pm
Ok here's the downlow on Bosco:

Bosco's own mother is plotting to kill him as revenge for her death. Mama Bosco's machine is actually a tracking device, not a dimentional doo-hickey. Therefore, he must go to a very secluded place with Bluster Blaster, which is atually an undercover secret ninja who is paid to protect him, or so he thinks Bluster Blaster thinks. Bluster Blaster isn't actually a secret ninja, but the last remaining member of the toy mafia. Bluster doesn't know this however because he was brain washed and will only regain memory when he hears the codeword, "Pizzaz." Of course, Bosco knows all this so he stays in Vegas, covering Bluster Blaster's ears whenever he gets near a pizzaz parlor.
Comment by Strong Max
April 20, 2010, 3:59 pm
Behold, the greatest cover-up in American history:

President Max is secretly working with the Russians and Cubans to start a nuclear war. Max will then send the boys off to war and will shift the manufacturing industry into making all kinds of really cool-looking weapons that will be at his disposal. Thus, President Max will satisfy his thirst for war, death, money, and obscene weaponry.

Bosco intends to stop this by going to Vegas to hire spies and informants with his $15 billion. Then, he will sneek into Los Alamos by claiming that he is delivering Bluster Blaster to them as the government's newest nuclear weapon (you know, because BB has all of those radioactive symbols on him). Then, he'll hack into the government servers, take control of the U.S.'s missles, and destroy all of the silos in America, Cuba, and Eastern Russia. Finally, he'll return to Vegas and spend all of his remaining money in the casinos.
Comment by ted12
April 20, 2010, 4:08 pm
T.H.E.M is actually a secondary group of the primary group T.H.O.S.E. Ran by a man named Nunna Y. Bisnez (Nunna Yo Bisnez), an Indian man, who's plot is to rule the world through coughdrops. He will cause colds by a hypnotic belly dancer that airs on TV December 20th, 2012. These are evil mind controlling cough drops, which turn people into other evil Indian men and women, who will repeatedly demand twenty million rubies, and when given so, will yell "TANK YOO CUM AGAN." They then bring that back to NYB (who is commonly known to non-conspiracy theorists as the "New York Bastard"). With these 20 million rubies, he will then throw them at poor people, making them hypnotized. Eventually, with all THOSE rubies, he will then build a study payment plan for his minions. But, his true intention with ALL THOSE RUBIES PUT TOGETHER, is to make a planet made out of rubies, who will be transported with ruby-created spaceships. He will nickname this planet the "Foo-ni-verse". I was gonna hear more, but Bosco shot me with a pistol as I was confronting him in Las Vegas. BOSCO IS THIS "NUNNA YO BIZNES".
Comment by Strongsadioware
April 20, 2010, 4:08 pm
Bosco discovered that there is no [s]spoon[s] conspiracy, bending the thought of conspiracy back around on itself again.
Comment by sherah137
April 20, 2010, 4:19 pm
Flint Paper was the second gunman
Comment by JedExodus
April 20, 2010, 4:21 pm
He finally realises that he's the head of the top secret government funded society who has been keeping tabs on him secretly. The combination of him being the main target and the highest operative meant that the men and women (The best of the best of the best) under his command never had a chance to reveal that the man they had been chasing, who had somehow been filtering billions of dollars from the President of the United States was in fact their very own....
Boss Co.

Oh and also Banang is made of People. But that ingredient just adds a little body.
Comment by FractionMan
April 20, 2010, 4:29 pm
That because talking dogs and rabbits don't actually exist, Sam & Max were clearly spies from the government dressed up as a dog and a rabbit to earn his trust and steal his secrets, and that Bluster Blaster's "guns" are actually artillery, to fend off Sam & Max if they come too close to him.
Comment by The Highway
April 20, 2010, 4:49 pm
Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Tom Anderson are all the same person
Comment by thatdude98
April 20, 2010, 5:27 pm
There IS a spoon

Banang is made from SEA CHIMPS!

The dark secret behind why Max won't reveal where he keeps his inventory
Comment by thataussieguy
April 20, 2010, 5:38 pm
Bosco believes there is a hidden, deadly message in the song "Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)" by Joe Tex.
Comment by FreeJet
April 20, 2010, 5:51 pm
After accumulating massive amounts of money from his first business transactions with Sam and Max, Bosco was able to begin research on a new technology that would give him the clairvoyance to see beyond the shrouds of secrecy that encase every conspiracy. This technology, known simply as the View-Futurer, was finally completed at the start of "Sam and Max: Season 2" but was unfortunately abducted with Bosco by T.H.E.M. Fortunately for Bosco and the rest of the world, T.H.E.M. payed no attention to the View-Futurer which had become stuck in the numerous papel picado decorations strung overhead after its abduction. Soon after, T.H.E.M.'s spaceship collided with the beginning of everything as we know it, causing the Big Bang. By insurmountable odds, the View-Futurer survived the explosion, but was sucked into a worm hole created by the impact of the Big Bang. Thus, our story comes to a head with the View-Futurer landing in an alternate dimension where Sam and Max happen to be walking through an alley way on Straight St. for the first time in their lives. Having gazed through said View-Futurer before being taken by T.H.E.M., Bosco knew there was no time to lose in finding this far off dimension. Max's possession of his device could bring about the unraveling of the space-time continuum! The only clue Bosco had to go on was a glimpse of a reality where the shot didn't come from the grassy knoll but more appropriately from the [i] Harry Mole [i] aka Harry Moleman!!! Within his own dimension, Bosco has begun construction on a multi-dimensional document reader to cross-reference this briefly glimpsed event and pinpoint the exact alternate reality in which his coveted View-Futurer landed. It's a good thing his cryogenic fridge doubles as a time machine. Hurry, Bosco! The fate of the universe and time itself depends on you!
Comment by spielbergfan1
April 20, 2010, 6:18 pm
A short answer for good measure...

Soylent Green is Banang!!!
Comment by spielbergfan1
April 20, 2010, 6:22 pm
Bosco was just minding his own buisness when all of the sudden, a giant octopus invaded his store with a .22 caliber. Bosco dove under his table not knowing what was going to happen, but as the octopus left, he accidentally got the secret government camera stuck on his back. At that time, Max fired a giant missile at him, which left a huge pile of guts in front of Bosco's door. When he saw that, Bosco brought out a fire extinguisher and sprayed the guts, but then they became alive and became Beelzebub himself. Knowing that he was screwed, Bosco sprinted up to the Duo's detectivy room only to find a giant time machine there. Just then, he heard a noise and it disappeared, leaving a big wig there. Bosco ran away to those abandoned buildings that you can't access anymore, and is now waiting for Beelzebub wearing the wig to go away.
Comment by Redrot
April 20, 2010, 6:32 pm
The internet is actually alien technology created to keep humans from going outside..... an unforeseen side effect was that it gave teenage boys the ability to talk to women....
Comment by Irishmile
April 20, 2010, 7:09 pm
Bosco think that a subatomic being that is controlling the minds of the people on Earth (a.k.a. the narrator).
Comment by pie
April 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
The cake is a lie.
Comment by clone2727
April 20, 2010, 8:01 pm
The reason "u" always has to follow a "q" is because "Queensland University (QU)" in Australia developed time travel and got Noah Webster to enforce the restriction in exchange for some glowsticks before he was to release his first compilation of the English language in 1806.
Comment by Puccinelli
April 20, 2010, 9:29 pm
Bosco is beginning to suspect that there are people out there who are creating a video game character called "Rosco" and making him be completely sane.
Comment by EmmanuelMunoz
April 20, 2010, 9:30 pm
The internet isn`t secure.
Comment by Strong Fat
April 20, 2010, 11:00 pm
I don’t have to guess what the conspiracy is because Bosco told me. I’ve known Bosco for years; we met at a tradeshow for nacho cheese dispensers in 1992. I received the following letter from him two weeks ago with instructions to “tell the world” if I didn’t hear back from him in two weeks. Here it is:

“Back in the 60’s, underground nuclear testing in the Nevada desert blasted open some extremely deep caves. As it turned out, these caves led into the hollow center of the Earth.
Everyone knows that a ton of Nazis fled into the Earth’s hollow center in the closing days of WW2. What most people don’t know is that they rapidly mutated into a race of Morloc-like creatures. Because of the radiation. Anyway, the government discovered all this when a few shell-shocked Ex-Nazi Morlocs staggered out of the blast zone.
The government immediately recognized a great opportunity and stuck the Morlocs in their MK-ULTRA mind control program. The plan was to brainwash the Morlocs, then have them go and literally undermine the Soviet Intelligence Apparatus by digging tunnels underneath key Soviet buildings and sinking them into the center of the Earth. They probably didn’t even need to brainwash the Morlocs since they’re all cannibals (like most underground dwelling mutants) and would have appreciated a good meal.
The government’s plan didn’t work out because the Morlocs are terrible diggers. So, the government shifted its research to Mole-People and left a bunch of recently brainwashed Morlocs blinking in the Nevada sun. Most of these Morlocs went back underground. But a few of them stayed on the surface and bought a casino. With some Nazi gold left over from the war. They were pretty successful and now own most of the Vegas Strip. But the casinos aren’t the real moneymaker. The Morloc Mafia is using buffets to lure in fat tourists who are kidnapped and sent underground where they are then sold as food and eaten.
So what does all this have to do with me? I’m gonna break the bank and put all these Morlocs out of business. Using a buffet for evil is where I draw the line. Now I know that I’m not a great gambler, but that’s why I brought Bluster Blaster along. I plan to use his computing power to help beat the odds and win. That and my billions of dollars should be enough. I don’t expect them to let me bring an old arcade machine around with me, so I stuck a wig and a dress on him. To make the disguise even better, we got married. By Elvis.”

So, that’s the letter I got from Bosco. Obviously I haven’t heard back from him yet. He’s probably been eaten by Morlocs by now.
Comment by FreeReplicantWithPurchase
April 20, 2010, 11:28 pm
did you know if sam and max jumped off a building and died they wouln't actually die because in the future they are still alive yet sam could go not crazy even though he already is because they have messed with the time space continumn, plus thier is no more pre historic wieners taken by future sam andf max but in the past even though it is technicly the future so in actual fact bosco has a big head.
Comment by jaden551
April 20, 2010, 11:51 pm
Bosco found out that fire was a lie created by the government to make people afraid of something, which in turn might make them overly paranoid. And when people are paranoid, they oftenly create conspiracy theories. And when they get to focused on these conspiracys, they might be unable to see the foolish actions that the government is making right before their noses.
Beliving this, Bosco teamed up with Bluster Blaster to challenge... well... fire! Their plan was to stand inside a burning house, and come out alive, thereby crushing the government lies. However, it didn`t go exactly as planned.
This also explains why everyone is telling Sam & Max that Bosco and Bluster Blaster is on "vacation". Also, did you really think Momma Bosco was building that dimensional stabilizer for herself?
Comment by Ganon159
April 21, 2010, 12:05 am
They have rainbows in their eeeeyaaaayaaaeyes. (Panicked scream.)
Comment by Conviva Ebrius
April 21, 2010, 12:13 am
The Na'vi from "Avatar" are REAL, and the iPads were really made to be iPhones that fit in their hands
Comment by Nicmanahan
April 21, 2010, 1:07 am
Bosco suspects that the suspected 'land mines' he found in his store are infact, secret cameras from the government, spying on him!
Comment by Awesomepantsman
April 21, 2010, 2:22 am
Bosco suspects he is really just a non-player character in a computer game. But then again: Aren't we all?

(Answer: No.)
Comment by Shaun-the-Post
April 21, 2010, 3:28 am
The metal filling in Bosco's right lateral incisor is picking up radio transmissions regarding an underground operation of crazed myrmecologists constructing a super-massive hive under the command of their diabolical queen, Madame Antoinette, whose colony is beginning to overtake mole-man territory. Rumors of war are being whispered, bloodshed is imminent.
Comment by Thriftweed Fancy Pants
April 21, 2010, 3:37 am
Bosco has been kidnapped because he told someone that the world is going to be destroyed
Comment by atom16
April 21, 2010, 3:44 am
Bosco thinks that Boscos mother isn't his real mother.
Comment by Andorxor
April 21, 2010, 4:19 am
The government has been trying to send Bosco to the Penal Zone ever since he intercepted a transmission from General Skunk'ape and has been hiding in Las Vagas ever since as an Australian spy.
Comment by Shmikles
April 21, 2010, 6:58 am
Bosco is looking in if Blu-Ray Disc effects the viewer by blurring them so that the TV SEEMS sharper because the people them seemed are now in lower def.
Comment by Oxnyx
April 21, 2010, 7:14 am
Bosco has learned about Skunkape and the other villains, and suspects that their headquarters is somewhere in the Nevada Desert. Specifically, Las Vegas. And if these evildoers get a hold of the future viewer, they'll be unstoppable at the poker tables, and win enough cash to build a giant space empire, and kill anyone who defies them. Which, of course, includes Bosco.
Comment by StrongBrush1
April 21, 2010, 7:47 am
Bosco knows that the C.S.C.M. (the Canadian Socialist and Conservative Mouvement) are trying to take over Algeria. The only way to stop them is to find "the lost garter of Ma-ri'kn" a magic artefact hidden in room 149 of the Snoots hotel, under the welcome mat.
Comment by SuperBosco
April 21, 2010, 7:59 am
the purpleness of bosco'sn skin ins strange. Strange, a word descbing bosco's personality.Personality , a thing bosco has many of. many, how many more sam and max episodes i want.
Comment by jaden551
April 21, 2010, 8:33 am
That conspiracy theories aren't real!
Comment by Edgar the Bug
April 21, 2010, 9:00 am
That conspiracy theories aren't real!
Comment by Edgar the Bug
April 21, 2010, 9:02 am
Bosco believes that there is a sinister plot being carried out at Telltale to replace him with a character from a Tyler Perry movie.
Comment by FreeJet
April 21, 2010, 9:52 am
The Linguistically Adept Sect of the Very Elderly Grandmothers of America Society (L.A.S. V.E.G.A.S.) is trying to trap everyone in the "Senile Zone"
Comment by mattj375
April 21, 2010, 10:57 am
Last thing I heard from him was about how unsafe the internet can be. Something about anyone reading anything, anywhere...
Comment by Caique
April 21, 2010, 11:21 am
The volcano eruption in Iceland (I mean wouldn't Iceland melt?!)
Comment by kierian123
April 21, 2010, 11:46 am
Bosco thinks the Slot Machines are trying to take over everyones Minds! By using Slot Machines!!
He and convinced Buster Blaster to go undercover in Vegas as a slot machine!!!
Together they Must stop this Evil!!!!
Comment by Overmann
April 21, 2010, 11:58 am
four words... THE BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK

nuff said.
Comment by pwblaine
April 21, 2010, 12:43 pm
That the presidents on all American currency have become sentient beings and are planning a coup against all shop keepers for the way that they are mishandled
Comment by EmmanuelMunoz
April 21, 2010, 12:47 pm
That "They" are going to do "The Thing", to "The Guy" because of what he did "That Time" to "The Guy" and to "His Sheep" without "Pants".
Comment by EmmanuelMunoz
April 21, 2010, 12:52 pm
goodness, that's the second craziest conspiracy theory i've ever heard!
Comment by pwblaine
April 21, 2010, 12:55 pm
Bosco saw the Skunkape's ship coming, assumed there was a giant monkey inside, and wanted to get FAR away from the Empire State building.
Comment by DrRocketGenius
April 21, 2010, 1:16 pm
Which of these The Walking Dead characters would you rather be paired up with if the undead took over the earth?
Lee
Larry
Lilly
Mark
Kenny
Katjaa
Doug
Carley
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