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OK. So. Buster Blaster was built by Sam, right? From a kit. But who supplied the kit? If you reduce the words "Buster Blaster" to Hebraic characters, then numbers, then turn them upside down in a calculator, it reads "boobies". Now, clearly there shouldn't be any adult material in a video game designed for children, so who could possibly be trying to corrupt the canine children of America? Who, after all, is the most corrupting influence in the entire of the US? Surely, it must be the casino bosses of Atlantic City! And it can't be any coincidence that Sam was playing the game in the diner just opposite Bosco's, now can it? Surely they must be out to get him? And where's the last place they'd ever look? Yes, that's right, Birmingham, Alabama, but since "the last place that anybody would look" is pretty much the most obvious place anybody would look, Bosco's gone to Las Vegas instead because he likes the TV show.

The guns Max are selling are drugging the Scouts, making them even more liable to shoot wildly and jump about like hyper-kinetic rabbity things.

He has an inkling that Bluster Blaster has the hots for him and his big, bulbous forearms and 'not quite purple' skin. BB went with him to Vegas in the hopes of a shotgun marriage!

he's after the ttg a group who take our lives and turn them into one of their sick adventure games, and he all most all most tracked them down. right know he in Vegas to meet his London contacts big teeth and silent dog who have traced ttg back to the days when pirates battled over islands of monkeys. and he knows their close he can can see the tell tale signs every where.

He thinks that the cops are coming for him. He doesn't realize it's just the C.O.P.S., trying to save his ancient cash register before it's too late!

Word on the street is, someone's selling these fine leather jackets...

that all conspiracy theories were started by the government, in an attempt to halt conspiracy theorists from theorising the conspiracies that the government had released were in fact conspiracies hidden behind a giant conspiracy, all in an attempt to silence Bosco by causing his brain to explode from dwelling on it for precisely 32.567 seconds at any one time, hence the need for buster blaster as a distraction while they try to get answers from Elvis, who is not dead and works in one of Vegas' wedding chapels cleverly disguised as an Elvis impersonator.

buster blaster has agreed to go along,so he can meet a cute little slot machine he met online...

McDonald's make the world fat throw computer they take you PC and put in one of theirs that give off subliminal messages to buy there produce's the only way to know if your affected is look at your pc and find the there evil logo MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With him being is in Vegas and seing all that money he is probbably worrying about money suddenly taking over the world.
oh wait....

another try: Bosco is afraid he himself is trying to take over the world and has erased this fact from his own mind not to get revealed untill its too late.

sorry for the serious loss of grammar in the last one. >_<
Maybe someone are stealing all my gramar ; P

The next conspiracy theory that Bosco has is...
OMG! Telltale Games is after Bosco!!! Reason: unknown but what is known for sure is that they ultimately have complete control over him! :P

The C.O.P.S are double agents and he's undercover (also playing as a double agent) in vegas with Buster trying to figure out just what they are upto...

Bosco better watch himself, he may have been replaced with a doppleganger who works for them!

"THEY" are are crossbreeding listening devices with pigs so that "THEY" can spy on his conversations using.... Hot-dogs!

Bathroom cleaning agents are really agents working for the government.

Telltale Games wants to take over the world.
Also, they hate Sam.

Dogs are much more intelligent than they seem, they just play dumb to toy with us .

The best laid plans of mice and men actually go off without a hitch.

Bosco believes there is a secret plan to inject him with stem cells from the corpse of "Chef" from South Park.

All those things they say in the tabloids are real and are written by aliens.

Buster Blaster is an evil spy. Bosco took him to Vegas to get him to spill the beans by distracting him with flashy lights.

Behold, the greatest cover-up in American history:

President Max is secretly working with the Russians and Cubans to start a nuclear war. Max will then send the boys off to war and will shift the manufacturing industry into making all kinds of really cool-looking weapons that will be at his disposal. Thus, President Max will satisfy his thirst for war, death, money, and obscene weaponry.

Bosco intends to stop this by going to Vegas to hire spies and informants with his $15 billion. Then, he will sneek into Los Alamos by claiming that he is delivering Bluster Blaster to them as the government's newest nuclear weapon (you know, because BB has all of those radioactive symbols on him). Then, he'll hack into the government servers, take control of the U.S.'s missles, and destroy all of the silos in America, Cuba, and Eastern Russia. Finally, he'll return to Vegas and spend all of his remaining money in the casinos.

Bosco discovered that there is no [s]spoon[s] conspiracy, bending the thought of conspiracy back around on itself again.

He finally realises that he's the head of the top secret government funded society who has been keeping tabs on him secretly. The combination of him being the main target and the highest operative meant that the men and women (The best of the best of the best) under his command never had a chance to reveal that the man they had been chasing, who had somehow been filtering billions of dollars from the President of the United States was in fact their very own....
Boss Co.

Oh and also Banang is made of People. But that ingredient just adds a little body.

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Tom Anderson are all the same person

Bosco believes there is a hidden, deadly message in the song "Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)" by Joe Tex.

A short answer for good measure...

Soylent Green is Banang!!!

The internet is actually alien technology created to keep humans from going outside..... an unforeseen side effect was that it gave teenage boys the ability to talk to women....

The cake is a lie.

Bosco is beginning to suspect that there are people out there who are creating a video game character called "Rosco" and making him be completely sane.

I don’t have to guess what the conspiracy is because Bosco told me. I’ve known Bosco for years; we met at a tradeshow for nacho cheese dispensers in 1992. I received the following letter from him two weeks ago with instructions to “tell the world” if I didn’t hear back from him in two weeks. Here it is:

“Back in the 60’s, underground nuclear testing in the Nevada desert blasted open some extremely deep caves. As it turned out, these caves led into the hollow center of the Earth.
Everyone knows that a ton of Nazis fled into the Earth’s hollow center in the closing days of WW2. What most people don’t know is that they rapidly mutated into a race of Morloc-like creatures. Because of the radiation. Anyway, the government discovered all this when a few shell-shocked Ex-Nazi Morlocs staggered out of the blast zone.
The government immediately recognized a great opportunity and stuck the Morlocs in their MK-ULTRA mind control program. The plan was to brainwash the Morlocs, then have them go and literally undermine the Soviet Intelligence Apparatus by digging tunnels underneath key Soviet buildings and sinking them into the center of the Earth. They probably didn’t even need to brainwash the Morlocs since they’re all cannibals (like most underground dwelling mutants) and would have appreciated a good meal.
The government’s plan didn’t work out because the Morlocs are terrible diggers. So, the government shifted its research to Mole-People and left a bunch of recently brainwashed Morlocs blinking in the Nevada sun. Most of these Morlocs went back underground. But a few of them stayed on the surface and bought a casino. With some Nazi gold left over from the war. They were pretty successful and now own most of the Vegas Strip. But the casinos aren’t the real moneymaker. The Morloc Mafia is using buffets to lure in fat tourists who are kidnapped and sent underground where they are then sold as food and eaten.
So what does all this have to do with me? I’m gonna break the bank and put all these Morlocs out of business. Using a buffet for evil is where I draw the line. Now I know that I’m not a great gambler, but that’s why I brought Bluster Blaster along. I plan to use his computing power to help beat the odds and win. That and my billions of dollars should be enough. I don’t expect them to let me bring an old arcade machine around with me, so I stuck a wig and a dress on him. To make the disguise even better, we got married. By Elvis.”

So, that’s the letter I got from Bosco. Obviously I haven’t heard back from him yet. He’s probably been eaten by Morlocs by now.

Bosco found out that fire was a lie created by the government to make people afraid of something, which in turn might make them overly paranoid. And when people are paranoid, they oftenly create conspiracy theories. And when they get to focused on these conspiracys, they might be unable to see the foolish actions that the government is making right before their noses.
Beliving this, Bosco teamed up with Bluster Blaster to challenge... well... fire! Their plan was to stand inside a burning house, and come out alive, thereby crushing the government lies. However, it didn`t go exactly as planned.
This also explains why everyone is telling Sam & Max that Bosco and Bluster Blaster is on "vacation". Also, did you really think Momma Bosco was building that dimensional stabilizer for herself?

The Na'vi from "Avatar" are REAL, and the iPads were really made to be iPhones that fit in their hands

Bosco suspects he is really just a non-player character in a computer game. But then again: Aren't we all?

(Answer: No.)

Bosco has been kidnapped because he told someone that the world is going to be destroyed

The government has been trying to send Bosco to the Penal Zone ever since he intercepted a transmission from General Skunk'ape and has been hiding in Las Vagas ever since as an Australian spy.

Bosco has learned about Skunkape and the other villains, and suspects that their headquarters is somewhere in the Nevada Desert. Specifically, Las Vegas. And if these evildoers get a hold of the future viewer, they'll be unstoppable at the poker tables, and win enough cash to build a giant space empire, and kill anyone who defies them. Which, of course, includes Bosco.

the purpleness of bosco'sn skin ins strange. Strange, a word descbing bosco's personality.Personality , a thing bosco has many of. many, how many more sam and max episodes i want.

That conspiracy theories aren't real!

The Linguistically Adept Sect of the Very Elderly Grandmothers of America Society (L.A.S. V.E.G.A.S.) is trying to trap everyone in the "Senile Zone"

The volcano eruption in Iceland (I mean wouldn't Iceland melt?!)

four words... THE BLANK BLANK BLANK BLANK

nuff said.

That "They" are going to do "The Thing", to "The Guy" because of what he did "That Time" to "The Guy" and to "His Sheep" without "Pants".

Bosco saw the Skunkape's ship coming, assumed there was a giant monkey inside, and wanted to get FAR away from the Empire State building.