Telltale Tuesday!

Posted by Nikki H

April 27, 2010

OH MY-

OH-

Ahem.

...It's

TELLTALE TUESDAY! by Glenfx

I seem to be at a loss for words. Or mostly, exclamations. Let's try again.

WELL AIN'T THAT-

HOLY-

It really isn't working at all. It even seems to be troubling the rest of the office, with all the discontent muttering. Sam always knows what to say when he's talking to the Commissioner... Perhaps he just has a talent for it, or maybe I need to kickstart my imagination. Think you can help?

Give us a Sam exclamation!

Yeah, I like where this is going. Post 'em anywhere really, like Facebook, Twitter or in the comments so we can see 'em. We'll give you a free Telltale episode of your choice if yours is inspiring enough, but you only have until tomorrow the 28th at noon PST (7pm GMT) to scream at us. We don't have all day, we have to be witty and raging soon.

Give it your best shot, and allow us our emotional release!

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88 Comments

	Well knock me over with a deep fried blowfish battered in stewed cuttlefish ink if I'm not completely corndoggled by that one! Well clag my clogs completely with chewing gum chewed by a comatose coyote carrying completely clueless clues! And finally, Well I'll be mogadored!
	Comment by LazerFX April 27, 2010, 2:56 pm

	Great voodoo pirate in a cow race eating wensleydale and drinking banang whilst burninating the hidden people!
	Comment by jeeno0142 April 27, 2010, 3:01 pm

	Holy Heaping Hellish Heckfire Hopping in Haiti.
	Comment by Gman5852 April 27, 2010, 3:02 pm

	Holy Weird Al Yankovic on a boat waiting to watch Lost on a 3 inch TV!
	Comment by DrRocketGenius April 27, 2010, 3:12 pm

	Mother of Mysterious Monkeybones!
	Comment by MattyBouncy April 27, 2010, 3:26 pm

	Great Stalin's moustache playing checkers with a dead pony on a Thom Yorke´s nightmare soon to become into a number one hit-single on the ucranian radio charts, we are on our way!
	Comment by Ignatius April 27, 2010, 3:26 pm

	Sam: “Holy mackerel on a stick coated in chocolate and dipped in a tub of Banang-flavoured lard.” Max: “I have a sudden craving for sugar-coated lard balls.” Sam: “You crack me up lil buddy.” --- "Well, sell me a fine leather jacket and call yourself a mighty pirate."
	Comment by blue_smirf April 27, 2010, 3:28 pm

	SAM: Holy cheese called swiss being beaten by cybernetic monkeys in a rabid banana before getting hit by a bazooka! We're on our way! MAX: Hey Sam, isn't that how they make Banang?
	Comment by mathman77 April 27, 2010, 3:29 pm

	Holy Heck in 17 handbaskets of 16 different colours! Holy Exclamation! Great Guys and Doll in an Offbroadway Play! Good Lord Vader and the Destruction of six different Death Stars! Well, I'll be a monkeys uncles cousins brothers fathers former roommate from college! Well, pull my pants up chesthigh and buy me an apartment in florida! Good often-calling grandchild!
	Comment by Lord-z April 27, 2010, 3:33 pm

	Max: Well I'll be a resident of Twin Peaks during a nuclear holocaust, would you look at that, Sam! Sam: I really don't think that would fit into the narrative structure of that particular television show, little buddy. But... yes, look at that!
	Comment by GameDreamer April 27, 2010, 3:33 pm

	Holy cream filled banana nut muffins in the road about to be eaten by mutant flying squirrels about to hit by a DeLorean going 88 MPH with Marty Mcfly taking the wheel
	Comment by Skrams April 27, 2010, 3:35 pm

	By the many barnacled tendrils of the Eldar God C'thulhu!
	Comment by FractionMan April 27, 2010, 3:39 pm

	Holy Hawaii songs of the foul deep in search of treasure from the Caribbean! We're on our way commissioner.
	Comment by Obsolete Critic April 27, 2010, 3:42 pm

	Holy statement that has nothing to do with anything! We're on our way,
	Comment by Weeblerjake April 27, 2010, 3:46 pm

	Jumpin jacuzzi filled with Jackie Colins, Jack Hanna, and Jake and The Fatman! Were all out of industrial strength cheese wiz, the only cheese wiz that's endorsed by the National Roofing and Tiling Association.
	Comment by freakazoid April 27, 2010, 3:46 pm

	Jumping/Holy/Great/ (adjetive) (subject) in/on/under a (adjetive) (subject) with/(Verb which implies having something) (adjetive) (subject) and a (adjetive) (subject) of (subject)!! (The half is optional but it's a good start)
	Comment by GinnyN April 27, 2010, 3:49 pm

	I know it was my idea to unionize the Molemen max but you should be president. If only to make the tweleve months of reconstructive surgery worth while! Holy Plagiarism Sam! I know the ecomony is bad but did'nt you say that last season?
	Comment by Bluefold April 27, 2010, 3:51 pm

	Holy Harry Potter in a wax museum, Batman!...I mean Max
	Comment by Strong Max April 27, 2010, 3:52 pm

	Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
	Comment by Strong Max April 27, 2010, 3:53 pm

	Freaky flying ficklegrubers farting in a Ferrari! We're on our way! Max: Tee hee! Sam, you said "gruber"!
	Comment by xeacons April 27, 2010, 3:53 pm

	By Samuel Clemens reanimated mustache doing the Watusi! Barber shops across the city have had all their scissors stolen and replaced with tiny umbrellas! Holy Ice Capades Cinderllas stuck on the ice like an Inuit grandma! The diamond encrusted snowboot of Czarina Alexandra Natasha Olyenska Mirnova has been stolen!
	Comment by Lena_P April 27, 2010, 3:53 pm

	Sam: Holy Mother of all things cute and fluffy...!!! Max: I thought i told you never talk about my mother again Sam: Sorry little buddy
	Comment by Darth_Vader April 27, 2010, 3:55 pm

	holy speeding direct to DVD sequels with a side of salsbury steak sauce!
	Comment by deadlinejon April 27, 2010, 4:01 pm

	Holy monarch butterfly migrating north-east for the spring with seven cans of Coca Cola and a Spock action figure! We're on our way. Holy psychopathic 11 year old albino with elf-like ears being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey about her scientifical breakthrough on sticky notes! We're on our way.
	Comment by April 27, 2010, 4:05 pm

	What the Boo. . . . . Radley, that is.
	Comment by sherah137 April 27, 2010, 4:12 pm

	By the toenail clippings of a ravenous armadillo doing backwheels in a chocolate factory singing "O Canada", we're on our way!! Well that was fun :)
	Comment by Harukuro April 27, 2010, 4:23 pm

	Holy deleted explitive in order to maintain our rating by the ESRB! Jumping Jellyfish in a bikini too hot for Satan's deep frier and Stinky's 12-alarm hollandaise sauce! Well, I'll be skunk-bit by a dust mite called Mickey Two-Tones... Great Blu-ray whale of justice screaming at an impaled narwhal on the side of a rusty anchor droped from the Hispania de la Fuega!
	Comment by Zeek April 27, 2010, 4:39 pm

	Holy chewed cheese balls covered in caramel creme carrying colored cotton balls to the carnival on the second sunday of last September! We're...what are we doing again?
	Comment by smoorejunk April 27, 2010, 4:41 pm

	Holy flaming cocktail shrimp in a spiked punch bowl served at a wedding!
	Comment by Maxilyah April 27, 2010, 4:47 pm

	Holy Proustian madeleines being swallowed by a depressed Kafkaesque bureaucrat living a Shakespearean drama in an oppressive Orwellian country on a Dantesque soap opera by Lars Von Trier, we are in our way!
	Comment by Ignatius April 27, 2010, 5:00 pm

	holee aunt jemima pancakes convered in jelly beans and dripping with butter and doing a jig
	Comment by chobits1 April 27, 2010, 5:05 pm

	Holy haddock halitosis of antisocial adolescents in the tiara-tearing texture of Max's ungodly underwear! Holy smoked-hickory bean curd with a side of Steakcharmer's smelly aftershave wrapped in a lukewarm Snuggie! Sam: Well, walk me 'round the block with a giant robot and call it a day! Max: We did that last week, Sam. Sam: Quiet knucklehead. That was Petco- I mean the Commissioner...
	Comment by spielbergfan1 April 27, 2010, 5:06 pm

	Holy Flapping Fish in a bucket, MAX!
	Comment by eloffler April 27, 2010, 5:11 pm

	Sam: "Who would have thought eating Mexican food whilst visiting Iceland would cause so much chaos!!!" Max: "Sure was fun! Where are we holidaying next Sam!" Sam:"Anywhere without active Volcanoes Little Buddy!"
	Comment by eloffler April 27, 2010, 5:17 pm

	Holy Sentry Sappin Spies using my gun and wearing Max's head as a hat.
	Comment by SlasherMan April 27, 2010, 5:18 pm

	By the great gout of Guybrush Threepwood with a side serving of Strong Bad and a naked Homestar Runner!
	Comment by StrongBrush1 April 27, 2010, 5:32 pm

	Unholy, ravenous, zombie polar bears from the darkest depths of the Antarctic mainland, we're on our way!
	Comment by Hayden April 27, 2010, 5:34 pm

	Holy mother of all things unsanitary and public bathroom-like! We're on our way. What the unholy frozen mastodon riding a once happy-go-lucky mollusk during the Ides of March! Holy hellish sea monkeys playing back up for a charity concert! We're on our way.
	Comment by The Rat April 27, 2010, 5:42 pm

	Well ain't that what I said in every previous exclamation put together, lightly seasoned, and baked into a hot pocket!
	Comment by FreeJet April 27, 2010, 5:54 pm

	HOLY HIGH SCHOOL CATHOLIC GIRLS STRANDED ON THE SHORES OF MISTY AVALON HOLY SEVEN SPECIAL SILVER STAMPS STRANDED AT A STRIPERS CONCERT!!! HOLY HEAT LAMPS IN A HOT CROSSED BUN FACTORY WITH A POWER SHORTAGE!!! HOLY BOUNCING BUDDA!!!!
	Comment by Trogdorman April 27, 2010, 6:01 pm

	Cracking cartographers in a cardboard box of carefully crafted candy canes! We're on our way, Commissioner!
	Comment by lombre April 27, 2010, 6:20 pm

	Holy snakes on a plane with multiple appendages and craft supplies! We're on our way!
	Comment by georgeapples57 April 27, 2010, 6:48 pm

	Holy cheesey automobiles with fish infested jalapeño poppers!
	Comment by KainDrake April 27, 2010, 6:59 pm

	Holy clogged arteries caused by a food coma of Taco Bell and KFC! Holy guacamole mixed with asbestos poisoning a chip-craving baboon in outer space! Holy dog and rabbit fighting crime with a gratuitous use of violence and video gamery!
	Comment by candyman106 April 27, 2010, 7:57 pm

	Sweet merciful three-way crossover with franchises I've never heard of! Holy religious figure doing something unwholesome to a cartoon character! Great Camemberting Wensleydale on Gorgonzola with a side of Brie!
	Comment by BiggerJ April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm

	Holy Corn off the Cobb covered in the tears of baby iguanas! Sweet tandem bike riding Sumo wrestlers in Biking shorts! Great Slap on bracelet wearing middle aged man!
	Comment by EmmanuelMunoz April 27, 2010, 8:34 pm

	Sweet strech Armstrong! That IS the largest ball of twine I've ever seen!
	Comment by pwblaine April 27, 2010, 9:01 pm

	Holy Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum!
	Comment by Junaid April 27, 2010, 9:59 pm

	SWEET SISTER AGNES' CORRODED TEETH ON A NIGHTSTAND! WE'RE ON OUR WAY! JUMPING ORANGUTAN SHOOTING JARATE ON THE MAYOR! WE'RE ON OUR WAY! GREAT ODIFEROUS MEATLOAF DROWN IN KETCHUP AND ONIONS! WE'RE ON OUR WAY!
	Comment by Thriftweed Fancy Pants April 27, 2010, 10:03 pm

	Great Mahatma Gandhi on a... ppptt! (laughter)... Sorry, my fault. (breathes deep). Okay I think I got the giggles out this time. Let's try that again.
	Comment by Cuchulann April 27, 2010, 11:37 pm

	Sam: Holy Shoddy merchandise with a bobble-head Elvis and rancid mayonnaise filling and a side of curly fries Max: I miss Bosco Sam: Me too little buddy Max: No really Sam, every time I play with the pretty buttons in the war room I just can't seem to hit him. Sam: You crack me up little buddy.
	Comment by blood.eaglz April 28, 2010, 12:47 am

	Great anatomy of an unholy lovechild of a monkey crossed with a rubber-chicken-with-a-pulley-in-the-middle, we're on our way!
	Comment by Hayden April 28, 2010, 12:56 am

	Holy barnacle goose on a pogo stick covered in treacle sauce by the Queen Victoria double somersault and meatloaf waffle deli kitchen! We're on our way!
	Comment by Atrus April 28, 2010, 1:22 am

	Holy supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! We're on our way! Holy hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia! We're on our way! Holy Nahasapeemapetilon! We're on our way!
	Comment by tredlow April 28, 2010, 1:48 am

	Oly-hay erversions-pay of-yay ead-day anguages-lay... Ax-may!
	Comment by Nicmanahan April 28, 2010, 1:55 am

	Sweet x on a ride to Santa Monaco on a Cheese Log! We're on our way! Replace x with many things, including: Telltale Tuesdays errm... Cheese and... uhh... rabbit-dog?
	Comment by The Highway April 28, 2010, 1:59 am

	Holy graphically enhanced cheese squigglies in a pet alligator's lunch bowl!
	Comment by Little Writer April 28, 2010, 2:14 am

	Man, I didn't get to see this until now, but I'll try anyways since this seems like great fun. Leapin' Gershwin flying down a magical slip-n-slide to the express escalator to Hell! Sweet marmalade festering on a cheese stick bound to St. Mary's gut! Great Scrooge wielding cats on a knightly journey from Timbuktu! (I find it funny that a simple dash can really change a meaning...from Scrooge wielding cats to Scrooge-wielding cats)
	Comment by MalkyTop April 28, 2010, 3:08 am

	Holy Mad cow game developer with a twisted past of Kentucky chickens and broken dreams of obsolete computer machines! Damned Banjo-playing news reporter recruiting Angry Space BigFoot Gorillas to create the Largest Ball of Wool Twine and a home for homeless kittens!
	Comment by TomsRocc April 28, 2010, 3:53 am

	Holy Turkey Jerky in a Blue Plate Special on Telltale Tuesday!
	Comment by thataussieguy April 28, 2010, 4:00 am

	Great galloping galoshes! Sweet pickle on a stick covered in chocolate, chilli, two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun... hey, why do I suddenly feel hungry? Holy hell in a hand basket!
	Comment by skeeter April 28, 2010, 4:13 am

	Holy FUUUUUUUU
	Comment by Strong Fat April 28, 2010, 5:03 am

	Sweet sunspot on the eternally shiny behind!
	Comment by FreeJet April 28, 2010, 5:16 am

	Holy Mexican jumping bean on a grasshopper on a jackrabitt on a pogo stick while drinking Jitter!
	Comment by Kamilozo3 April 28, 2010, 5:21 am

	Holy intestinal kaleidoscope Commissioner... We'll get to the bottom of this!
	Comment by Overmann April 28, 2010, 5:32 am

	Holy Once-a-Week Contest with Free Episode Prizes for Makers of Funny Exclamations, we're on our way!
	Comment by Cap'n Tyger April 28, 2010, 5:43 am

	SAM: Sweet Drunken Lagomorphic Crimes against nature and Murphy's Law Incarnate, we're on our way commissioner. MAX: Last Night was fun, huh Sam. SAM: Sure was Little Buddy, we should go hunting more often MAX: Next time I'll bring a Stinger Missle SAM: You crack me up little buddy
	Comment by blood.eaglz April 28, 2010, 6:27 am

	Holy sweet head of Al Capone balder than a baby's arse that's as rare as a blond virgin who's engaged more times than a telephone switchboard! Holy jumpin' Jehosafat sweating more than a dog in a restaurant that's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank! Holy pampered damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps!
	Comment by jfen005 April 28, 2010, 6:49 am

	Sweet babbleing monkeys unwed mother who just can't seem to keep a steady relationship Holy oversized packets of macaroni cheese dust Sweet worn out musicians p-p-p-poker face
	Comment by EmmanuelMunoz April 28, 2010, 7:13 am

	Holy papapishu!!
	Comment by kerorillo April 28, 2010, 7:47 am

	Sweet large amount of excessively long replies that take a long time to read through and are nearly impossible to choose standouts from, we're on our way!
	Comment by Hayden April 28, 2010, 7:54 am

	Great perfidious predator preying upon a precocious protagonist in a precarious predicament! We're on our way! Sweet Toulouse-Lautrec traveling to Trinidad on a tiny teetering tottering tricycle in a twister trying to touch up a turquoise triptych while training for the Tour de France! We're on our way!
	Comment by Klatuu April 28, 2010, 7:55 am

	Great bearded men with fluffy guitars riding in a 1933 Ford 3-window coupé Hot Rod past a diner and into outer space, we're on our way.
	Comment by Hayden April 28, 2010, 8:33 am

	Holy hooligans hurling hotdogs!
	Comment by WalkerTR77 April 28, 2010, 8:43 am

	holy hand basket made with carmel covered chocolate ,filled withsea monkey dropping and max's gun we're on our way.
	Comment by jaden551 April 28, 2010, 9:29 am

	SAM: "Oh sweet mother of Max!" MAX [drawing gun]: "Watch it, Sam!"
	Comment by ojrac April 28, 2010, 9:48 am

	By Sam sickening pacifists!
	Comment by WalkerTR77 April 28, 2010, 10:14 am

	Jumping sea monkeys in a barrel full of fun-loving wobble-jaspers, we're on our wa-- ...wait a minute, what's a wobble-jasper?
	Comment by Silverwolfpet April 28, 2010, 10:18 am

	Holy loose margaritas in an Italian's pizza parlour! Crazy cars in complete carnage!
	Comment by City Of Delusion April 28, 2010, 10:23 am

	Great Scott Johnson who sat behind me in high-school health class! Great piles of useless junk fetching top dollar on an online auction! Holy French chef with a thyroid disorder and bad taste in moo-goo-gai-pan! Well if that don't just put us another point-and-click away from solving some nonsensical word puzzle. Holy cliche catchphrase pertaining to our current case! We're on our way! Max: How do you 'pertain' to something? Sam: You leave me speechless, little buddy.
	Comment by queen_of_the_lobsters April 28, 2010, 10:47 am

	Holy poptart in a blender!
	Comment by wiiwillwin April 28, 2010, 11:09 am

	Sam: Well i'll be a succesful donut seller in New York City... Max: You don't sell donuts Sam! Sam: I know that, Max.
	Comment by SlasherMan April 28, 2010, 11:23 am

	Great elephantiasis abdication crisis amongst tribes of sentient lemons that inhabitant portions of western Australia!
	Comment by FitzoliverJ April 28, 2010, 11:28 am

	Holy (noun) (verb)ing in a (object) with a (adjetive) (object) wearing a (clothing) on (number) (animal)s traveling (direction) while turning (color)! We're on our way!
	Comment by mathman77 April 28, 2010, 12:29 pm

	Holy hand grenades of hot Hispanics hocking hockey pucks with hicks in a hazel house while horking up Haribos and hams on a hazy holiday in the city of Hinche, Haiti! We're on the case Commissioner!
	Comment by Macarello April 28, 2010, 1:51 pm

	Great zombie killing Japanese school girl being chased by tentacles
	Comment by EmmanuelMunoz April 28, 2010, 3:10 pm

	Holy flaming Tower of Pisa sledging down the slimy pits of Hell! Well I'll a Grecian god strapped to a rocket heading for the dark side of the sun. Great jumping jacks disrupting traffic on highway 69, we'll be right there. -What is it Sam? Jumping jacks disrupting traffic on highway 69. Don't you ever listen numbskull!
	Comment by DoubtedEdwardo April 28, 2010, 3:19 pm

	Sweet baby Moses and baby Jesus in an underground holy-baby deathmatch, we're on it!
	Comment by JDspeeder1 April 28, 2010, 3:19 pm

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