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Well I'll be!

Yesterday we asked you to give your best imression of Sam's exclamations, and our blog comments were filled with yells of surprise and a lot of the word "Holy." We're lucky we weren't in the same room, or else we'd get reprimanded for disturbing the peace. ("HOLY MACKEREL-MUNCHING MYRMIDONS MEETING MILLINER MARMOTS, how do you do, Officer?")

Here's some of our favorite wordy explosions:

Holy snakes on a plane with multiple appendages and craft supplies! We're on our way!
georgeapples57

By the happy hum of an irradiated radiator raiding a radio station while rooting for the Raiders! We're on our way!
Robert Seale

Holy pampered damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps!
jfen005

Holy poptart in a blender!
wiiwillwin

Holy Sentry-Sappin' Spies using my gun and wearing Max's head as a hat.
SlasherMan

Well ain't that what I said in every previous exclamation put together, lightly seasoned, and baked into a hot pocket!
FreeJet

Holy hippomonstrosesquipedaliophobia!
tredlow

We'd act surprised at your cleverness, but we think the effect would be lost. Each of these winners get a free Telltale episode of their choice and a harsh reprimand from neighbors. We'll let you off with a warning this time. Next Tuesday though, you better watch out.

OH MY-

OH-

Ahem.

...It's

I seem to be at a loss for words. Or mostly, exclamations. Let's try again.

WELL AIN'T THAT-

HOLY-

It really isn't working at all. It even seems to be troubling the rest of the office, with all the discontent muttering. Sam always knows what to say when he's talking to the Commissioner... Perhaps he just has a talent for it, or maybe I need to kickstart my imagination. Think you can help?

Give us a Sam exclamation!

Yeah, I like where this is going. Post 'em anywhere really, like Facebook, Twitter or in the comments so we can see 'em. We'll give you a free Telltale episode of your choice if yours is inspiring enough, but you only have until tomorrow the 28th at noon PST (7pm GMT) to scream at us. We don't have all day, we have to be witty and raging soon.

Give it your best shot, and allow us our emotional release!

We have much to talk about.
There were a lot of half-baked ideas floating around... We are conspiracy-inclined, but we are not fools. When we asked what Bosco's newest conspiracy theory was, we wanted answers. You game them. These answers in particular gave us pause:

THEY always puts daylight savings the one day the store is closed so that he will have less time investigating on THEM.
Oscar Andersson

Divisions by zero are actually possible.
Victor Wenin

That people are making fake conspiracy theories for him to follow. Thereby, allowing the REAL ones to complete their plans.
@Trionx

We are all made of RENDERED PIXELS! Our whole existence is a COMPUTER SIMULATION!
John Robey

...there's a larger ball of twine.
Guy Kelly

Buster Blaster is an evil spy. Bosco took him to Vegas to get him to spill the beans by distracting him with flashy lights.
adventureaddict

Oh and also Banang is made of People. But that ingredient just adds a little body.
FractionMan

The internet is actually alien technology created to keep humans from going outside..... an unforeseen side effect was that it gave teenage boys the ability to talk to women....
Irishmile

Bosco's newest theory is that dogs are two-legged people doing push-ups constantly.
Tony Nguyen

This requires some more investigation, but they seem like good leads. As promised, we have some information in exchange... a Telltale episode with which to scour the details. Inspect items. So forth.
Thank you, agents. We have much to do.

This conversation never happened.

Shh, get in here before they see you, don't you know it's...

Really, what were you thinking? Broad daylight and all. We have important matters to discuss, as far as I've heard The Penal Zone does not feature our beloved and paranoid Bosco... what do you think? Is he onto something, and therefore must be silenced?

We're safe here. Safe to speak freely. So, if you've heard anything, we want to know...

What is Bosco's newest conspiracy theory?

Think you're on the right track? We'll investigate these claims and you could get a free Telltale game episode out of the deal... as hush money, you understand. Tell us all about it on Facebook, Twitter and in the comments here. Don't worry. The internet is secure.

We only have a day to figure it out, or it may be too late! Get your submissions in before noon PST tomorrow (7pm GMT on Wednesday April 21st) and we'll strategize. Good luck out there, constant vigilance!