How to Play: This is SORT OF like "Edible" but is not like it, this is "Man Abuse" a game about trying to abuse yourself without dying.
Me: Cut your wrist Emo-style!
David E: Zombiemaniac almost dead! Throw a brick at your head!
Me: David E is dead! Throw David E at your head!
Emily: Zombiemaniac is dead! Stab your heart!)
See?! Okay, start game!
I IZ FIRIN' MY LAZER AT MAH' FACE!