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Guybrush Q. Threepwood, unsung hero

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My friends, raise a jug of grog so we can sing praise to the hero who sails, Guybrush Q. Threepwood!

He who is a one-man-crew, our hero, Guybrush Q!
Impressive the beard he grew, our hero, Guybrush Q!
Always fond of Monkey Stew, our hero, Guybrush Q!

Remember how the poaching wench
hunted Marlin day and night
on Snark Island's own sand bench
fishing throughout all the tides
'til the Threepwood came along
sank her ship with man and mouse
he's the hero of this song
welcome guest in any house

He who is a one-man-crew, our hero, Guybrush Q!
Impressive the beard he grew, our hero, Guybrush Q!
Knowing things you never knew, our hero, Guybrush Q!

Remember how the outlaw gruff
walked all day long til she sore
moping, pon'drin' evil stuff
on the famous Wirtling Shores
'til the Threepwood came along
proved her guilt in many ways
he's the hero of this song
praise upon him every day

He who is a one-man-crew, our hero, Guybrush Q!
Impressive the beard he grew, our hero, Guybrush Q!
Cocktail dress combines with glue, our hero, Guybrush Q!

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