Do you know the Chuck Norris facts ? Well, now let's create the REGINALD VAN WINSLOW AWESOME FACTS :D
Let's start writing phrases like :
- Van Winslow knows how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood !
- The Four Map Pieces rented the Captain Dread's ship to look for Van Winslow !
- Van Winslow went to the Governor Marley Booty party without invitation. And totally naked.
Now, use your fantasy (don't copy-paste the Chuck Norris facts, and write something piratey and about Monkey Island :D), and let's start !!!