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Monkey Island Caption Contest #11: Beauty and the Backstabber

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Welcome to another caption contest! Last week we had lots of good captions, but these were the best:

@Hassat Hunter said: captions10a.gif
Use... Library Card... with... Throat.
Pick up... fishing line.
Pick up... body.
Use... body... with... sharks.

@Hassat Hunter said: jaws.jpg

Congratulations! Your prize is:
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A tattoo that is only visible when you're unconscious! (Arm not included)

The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x3
hplikelike x2
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x2
Jen Kollic x2
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Secret Fawful x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1

PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

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  • @apenpaap said: captions11a.jpg
    Zis is happening ze wrong way

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    Guybrush:You know, I have a feeling that today is really going to be my day. A day when absolutely nothing goes wro...

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    Elaine: You don't need to see my identification.

    DeSinge: I don't need to see your identification.

    Elaine: This isn't the Elaine you're looking for.

    DeSinge: This isn't the Elaine I'm looking for.

    Elaine: Move along, move along.

    DeSinge: Move along, move along.

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    Guybrush: The way those Manatees mate is hot, isn't it Morgan?

    Morgan: You PERVERT!!

  • @apenpaap said: captions11a.jpg


    Hey, I am at your *other* side for girlish slapping!

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    Let's see if I can repeat that hand trick with other body parts.

  • 34ya0lv.pngBrain Slug: Yes. My disguise is perfect. The earth female with the fatty thighs suspects nothing. Soon the Caribbean will be mine. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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    Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
    Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    Work all night on a drink a' rum
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Stack banana till the mornin' come
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    A beautiful bunch a' ripe banana
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Hide the deadly black tarantula
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
    Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

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    Elaine: Is he supposed to be doing that?
    DeSinge: Braaaiiins!!

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    Guybrush: I sure do love sunsets.

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    Morgan: "Time to chop off that ponytail!"

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    De Singe: "Excuse me, have you seen my irises or pupils anywhere?"

  • Poor image editing, anyone?

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    "Hold on tight, baby."

  • @apenpaap said: captions11b.png

    Morgan had never really grasped the finer points of the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, so she had to improvise.

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