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Telltale, you've royally screwed us all this time!

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Your recent announcement that Sam and Max was going to be on the iPad was really cool, until I thought about it. And I've come to realize, when will TOMI get ported to iPad? Will it ever happen? Why isn't it already happening? This is extremely unfair to us Monkey Island fans who so loyally followed you for almost a year now, and is obvious favoritism towards the Sam and Max crowd. How is it fair they get to play their game on the iPad but us MI fans get nothing? And what about all those PC players who got to play TOMI already a year before the iPad crowd? There's obvious favoritism towards PC players as well too! How could you do this to us? How could you delay it so long? We should have been playing TOMI on the iPad a year ago! You bastards. You're in league with the devil. I'll never forgive you or buy from you again. I've been cheated, dammit, cheated!

As for Steve Jobs, I withdraw my proposal of marriage. That goes for Steve Purcell too. And I hope you choke on the fruit baskets and champagne I sent you.

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  • @Secret Fawful said: Your recent announcement that Sam and Max was going to be on the iPad was really cool, until I thought about it. And I've come to realize, when will TOMI get ported to iPad? Will it ever happen? Why isn't it already happening? This is extremely unfair to us Monkey Island fans who so loyally followed you for almost a year now, and is obvious favoritism towards the Sam and Max crowd. How is it fair they get to play their game on the iPad but us MI fans get nothing? And what about all those PC players who got to play TOMI already a year before the iPad crowd? There's obvious favoritism towards PC players as well too! How could you do this to us? How could you delay it so long? We should have been playing TOMI on the iPad a year ago! You bastards. You're in league with the devil. I'll never forgive you or buy from you again. I've been cheated, dammit, cheated!

    As for Steve Jobs, I withdraw my proposal of marriage. That goes for Steve Purcell too. And I hope you choke on the fruit baskets and champagne I sent you.

    It's probably just because Sam & Max is coming out now, so Telltale, while they were still developing the game, found the opportunity and decided to port the game that they were working on as it meant they didn't have to work on two completely different projects at once. Also, do you have an iPad? Also also, ToMI, I'd would guess, will probably come out on iPad after S&M is done. Maybe.

  • @The Highway said: Also, do you have an iPad?

    Nope. But I've been cheated anyway! Cheated, I tell you!

  • Well, Telltale have been making Sam & Max games a good few years longer than they've been making Monkey Island, so HA!

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    Shauntron Telltale Staff

    It's because I have a personal problem with you, your platform, your franchise of choice, the way you dress, and the way you smell.

  • @Shauntron said: the way you dress

    ...But...I'm wearing a Telltale Games(tm) Max(tm) Skull+Crossbones(tm) T-shirt!

  • Oh, Fawful, clearly stress has gotten the better of you.

  • Am I missing something here? Is this a parody of someone else, something else or just plain rambling for fun?

  • @Ripcord said: ...But...I'm wearing a Telltale Games(tm) Max(tm) Skull+Crossbones(tm) T-shirt!


    Right. You don't have any personality of your own. You just take on whatever you can from your supposed lover. It's pathetic, and TTG doesn't respect you for it.

  • @Rather Dashing said: Right. You don't have any personality of your own. You just take on whatever you can from your supposed lover. It's pathetic, and TTG doesn't respect you for it.

    that makes TTG sound like an abusive lover

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