I tried to get away with this week's prizes, but Edward vanHelgen found me out, so I'll be bringing it back. And here is the post it's awarded to:
Judge: If this is five, what's this?
Guybrush: Wrong game.
Welcome to the house of Wax.
Yes, StarEye won both pictures, and thus his prize is Glory Everlasting. Also:
An epic moustache!
The Hall of Fame:
StarEye x3 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
Secret Fawful x3
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
Jen Kollic x2
Hassat Hunter x1
Some Manner Of... x1
PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.