Dear Telltale Support Team,
'T was a bleak March 13, 2010 when I placed my order and only a little cloudy when I saw the anouncement that my package shipped on July 6, 2010 (destination: Germany). Overjoyed that even tracking was possible by the fearless hands of the USPS... but soon joy turned bitter when the only message those delivery henchmen provided was:
The U.S. Postal Service was electronically notified by the shipper on July 7, 2010 to expect your package for mailing. This does not indicate receipt by the USPS or the actual mailing date. Delivery status information will be provided if / when available. Information, if available, is updated periodically throughout the day. Please check again later.
Since then no words of love, joy or delivery status - growing more uneasy every day I'm starting to worry that my package got lost somehow despite the most capable care of the US Postal Service. Should I start putting pictures of my package on milk cartons or wait for a random note? Before worse comes to worse I thought your mighty support team might have the awesome tools at your disposal that can shed some light on this mystery wrapped in an enigma.
Please TTST - find my Order #600053915715969 so I can cuddle it dearly.
I keep spanking my unicorn 'till I hear from you...