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The Comrade Pants/Alcoremortis Banter Thread

posted by GuruGuru214 on - last edited - Viewed by 202 users

This thread is for banter between Comrade Pants and Alcoremortis. It's not limited to just them, so anyone is free to chime in. If this banter takes place anywhere else on the forum, it will be moved here.

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  • First new post in your thread! Haha!

  • I don't even know if "congratulations" is the right thing to say about you guys getting your own topic XD

  • It's not.

    By the way, I spent the better part of a night and a day dealing with this. I had to move almost 40 pages of posts. 760 of them. I had to read 115 pages of "Whatever's on your mind". Try to keep this stuff in here so I don't have to do it again.

  • Alcoremortis and Comrade Pants refuse to post in this thread as it will "sully their integrity"

    So it has fallen to me, the abomination that has risen from their twisted minds to post in this thread in their stead. Alas, such is the fate of monsters such as I...borne from an inside joke, brought into this worlds through parody, only to stoop to the demeaning task of carrying out their sick bidding.

    For those of you who wonder, No I am not Alcoremortis, nor Comrade Pants. All (well most) of my posts are legitimate, and based on my own feelings (what little there is).

    Oh woe is me, so recently brought forth onto the forums and so unjustly banished!

    But I digress, the message that I was sent forth to deliver is one of appreciation. Oh mighty Guru(guru), your hours of dedication are not in vain. Though Alcoremortis and Comrade Pants refuse to post upon this cursed thread (thereby admitting their imprisonment) they do appreciate the hard work you put forth to make the forum more enjoyable for others. They have realized the fault of their ways and have come up with a better medium for their banter. (I suspect high level telekinesis)

    As for me, though I am clearly unwanted, i will continue to haunt the forums and hope that my presence is tolerated.

    {exit stage left}

    *loud clattering and curses heard in distance*

  • @Comrade Mortis said: Alcoremortis and Comrade Pants refuse to post in this thread as it will "sully their integrity"

    What integrity? The two of them have spent the last three weeks sullying the forums, with about 300 posts each (Alcoremortis has 9 more posts in this thread than Pants, with a total of 310).

    Oh woe is me, so recently brought forth onto the forums and so unjustly banished!

    Has anybody done anything to you? You might note that I didn't blanket move posts by the three of you. Only 20 of your 31 posts got moved to this thread. I was very selective about what I did, to the point where if a post contained multiple quotes, with one being banter and one being on-topic, I copied the posts and edited each copy to split them apart. Yes, their post counts actually went up a little from this ordeal.

    But I digress, the message that I was sent forth to deliver is one of appreciation. Oh mighty Guru(guru), your hours of dedication are not in vain. Though Alcoremortis and Comrade Pants refuse to post upon this cursed thread (thereby admitting their imprisonment) they do appreciate the hard work you put forth to make the forum more enjoyable for others. They have realized the fault of their ways and have come up with a better medium for their banter. (I suspect high level telekinesis)

    Well, I appreciate that.

    As for me, though I am clearly unwanted, i will continue to haunt the forums and hope that my presence is tolerated.

    Well, Pants started out as a troll, and we still tolerate him okay. Well, bad example right now, but we did until three weeks ago, and probably will again!

  • My mistake. Although I do know at least one of them personally, even I lacked the patience to look through the pages upon pages of posts so I didn't realize how few of my posts have been "banished".

    YAY i'm 'tolerated' :P

  • Chalking all this up as a learning experience. Nothing to see here, move along.

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