Forget the dull grey of Citizen Kane.
Join HAL 9000 on the scrapheap, 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Hang your 360 degree spinning head in shame, The Exorcist.
Get your pederast self to the back of the line, The Big Lebowski.
And most of all; fly away, The Birds...
For none of you are fit to lick the almighty talons of...
BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR
Behold it's magnificence. Truly, the genius of cinematic arts has come home to roost.