Well, I have another section checked off my bucketlist.... I spent the last 24hrs in jail! For someone over 6ft tall, those cop cars are TINY! I still can't feel two fingers on my left hand, I had to cram my legs sideways, then couldn't hardly get out by myself.
I thoroughly enjoyed the overall experience tho. It gives you new perspective on life as a productive member of society. Since I was in classification the whole time, you just sit in a little 8x10 cell looking at the walls. You get out to grab food and take to your cell, and for 1hr a day to stand in the middle of the cells and look at a different wall. The food was actually ok, but cruel. Hotdogs, cold french fries and baked beans!? It isn't cool having to poop 4ft from your bed, especially if you have a cellmate. Not to mention when it's "Lights out" at 11pm, the light only dims, doesn't go off. On top of that, you get a blanket and a sheet but NO PILLOW! You either choose to have a pillow OR a blanket, either being freezing or getting a huge crick in your neck(I chose freezing). Oh and lights come back on at 6am sharp, you get breakfast, then go back to staring at the crudely drawn vaginas someone left on the wall. Cuffs on your ankles hurt like hell, people seeing you in courtroom dressed like a granny in baggy zebra clothes, and wearing said zebra clothes with no underwear allowed is pretty crazy stuff.
Stay in school, start a business, live the American dream, BUT STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN!!! They're the evil of the world lol