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Ducks Invincible Killing Squard

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All hail King Duck! We are D.I.K.S. and we will protect Duck, few at first, and slowly we will grow. We shall thrust our views into anyone who will listen, and those that won't will feel the tip of our spear. Oh good help you if you make Duck angry for we shall become red swollen monumental shaking with his rage. Some will come seeking his wisdom after being led by false prophets, and in the end The World shall know only Ducks D.I.K.S

Anyone see the new game with Ellen Paige? Looks hot, I hope she likes Duck grrr.

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  • Now This is Funny Good job although you might want to consider editing the first post to be a longer

  • Lol fancy a partner ship ? joint rule with our queen ?

  • I'm open to that idea seems like Duck likes conversing with your Queen, and has even remembered more things to tell inform her of

  • @Duck Zombie said: I'm open to that idea seems like Duck likes conversing with your Queen, and has even remembered more things to tell inform her of

    The queen agree;s on the acceptance that no mention of certain comic books with big monsters fighting in them occurs every two hours...

    deal ? may we ask that keep the walkers from getting to close as well :D

  • @Duck Zombie said: All hail King Duck! We are D.I.K.S. and we will protect Duck, few at first, and slowly we will grow. We shall thrust our views into anyone who will listen, and those that won't will feel the tip of our spear. Oh good help you if you make Duck angry for we shall become red swollen monumental shaking with his rage. Some will come seeking his wisdom after being led by false prophets, and in the end The World shall know only Ducks D.I.K.S

    Anyone see the new game with Ellen Paige? Looks hot, I hope she likes Duck grrr.


    So, you are making a club that obsesses over a little boy, and thrusts themselves into anyone who disagrees? Sounds illegal, man. Try not to get too red and swollen, this is getting awkward. Almost as awkward as the name "Duck's Diks."

  • @Dildor said: So, you are making a club that obsesses over a little boy, and thrusts themselves into anyone who disagrees? Sounds illegal, man. Try not to get too red and swollen, this is getting awkward. Almost as awkward as the name "Duck's Diks."

    says the guy called dildor LOL

    seriously if you going to troll be more freaking original....

    LMFAO...

  • Alright Everyone Pack it Up Dildor Ruined the Joke! Nobodys getting cake

  • This thread made me choke on my cuppa with laughter :(.

  • @Dildor said: So, you are making a club that obsesses over a little boy, and thrusts themselves into anyone who disagrees? Sounds illegal, man. Try not to get too red and swollen, this is getting awkward. Almost as awkward as the name "Duck's Diks."

    Just can't keep D.I.K.S out of your mouth can you?:eek: It's alright Duck is forgiving. He also said he would try to follow the rules set forth by The Queen, and told me to spread his proclamation : A man was driving in alaska on a cold snowy day and his truck broke down. So he calls Auto repair, and waits what seems like forever for the repair truck to arrive. Finally it arrived, the repairman walked over grumpy, popped the hood, took one look and knocked on the drivers window, and says "Think you blew a seal". The driver says "No that's just frost on my mustache".

  • DZ

    you know when You make the innuendo obvious it's not as funny ?

    i believe the mods may take objection to male phalic obsession...and these forums are mean't to be family friendly ;)

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