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If Ep. 4 was 5 minutes long and 100% honest

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EXT - SAVANNAH STREET

The groups is walking through the streets of Savannah to set themselves up for danger later on.

CLEM
Can't I at least hold the walkie-talkie? You
haven't even asked me who the guy I
was talking to is or explained why
he is dangerous.

LEE
I said no. We're not following
that plot until the final episode.

CLEM
Okay.

CHRISTA
Remember me and Omid? We had the
distrust for total strangers last
episode? Now we're following you and
want your permission to rest.

KENNY
Since I only care for or disregard
other people's lives when it
creates tension, I'm going to say
no. We move to the boat.

LEE makes a decision that quickly becomes pointless when he looks up and
sees MOLLY ringing bell towers.

LEE
I'm going to attract attention to the group by screaming at that
mysterious figure I just saw.

BEN
I'm going to be as annoying as
possible this episode so I'll start by
questioning if you saw anything for no apparent reason.


CHUCK sees some zombies while everybody is ignoring the fact
a loud bell is ringing like it's dinner time and their the meal.

CHUCK
I'm a drunk homeless man but I'm
going to say an archaic quote to
draw people's attention instead of
something like "Run! Walkers are
coming."

LEE
I got you, Chuck. Run everybody!


Untold amounts of walkers appear from seemingly nowhere and
the group gets surrounded. For no logical reason CLEM and BEN get
separated from the rest of the group and get trapped. BEN
runs instead of easily saving CLEM so you hate him more.
LEE unloads unlimited amount of ammo to kill the walkers
around CLEM but still fails. CHUCK the drunk intellectual
saves CLEM.

CHUCK
Go on ahead! I'll hold them off. Don't worry about me. I'll be fine.

LEE
I just met you last episode and you were kind of a dick with the whole "she's going to die" thing so yeah...

CHUCK
Don't try to save me.

LEE ignores the minor character and runs away. The group
finds a house and after an easy puzzle LEE unlocks the doggie
door. CLEM goes through it and opens the door.

CLEM
Ta da! I was frightened of walkers
finding us in the backyard but I
suddenly had no fear when running into
a dark house alone were I might be trapped with one. By the way, I'm
going to be pretty much doing
whatever I want all episode to
setup the plot for the next. But
I'll do useful things so you don't
get too annoyed until then.

LEE
Don't ever risk your life again!

CLEM
You hurt my feelings. I hope you feel guilty for acting like a responsible adult.

CHRISTA
I'm judging you for being so harsh on her
even though the last episode I
judged you for putting her in
danger.

They walk into the house.

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