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Flint, "You don't want to get inside Flint Paper's world, I've seen things."
Max, "He means naked ladies."
Flint, "Stay in drugs, Don't do school.. "

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  • "Scientists say that those accidents were caused by explosive outbursts of methane gas."

    "Speaking of which..."

    "Max, don't!"

    "What, Sam? I was only going to point out that many phenomena long believed to have had paranormal causes, have actually turned out to be far more mundane in origin. Only one phenomena's tremendous power has managed to baffle scientists and defy rational explanation"

    "And what's that?"

    *Max farts*

    Definitely the best fart joke of all time.

  • I would have to agree with you. Though I do think that right after he stops and you think he is done he lets out one more bust would have been even funnier.

  • Alternatively, if Max stared at them, and shortly after Sam and Bosco both reacted to the smell, that'd be pretty funny. That idea was 'borrowed' from Sean Of The Dead.

    "I'm sorry Sean."
    "What?"
    "I'm sorry, Sean."
    "... AUGH!"

  • My favorite from Sam. "What Paris Hilton is to celebrity blogs Max is to Ancient Prophecies of the Apocalypse."

    The fart scene one was a fave of mine too. There was another one, but forget it atm. Think it was something w/ the COPS.

  • My favourite COPS quote would have to be:

    "OMFG I TOTALLY WANT ONE!"

    I also like Bosco's quote about the different shapes. The one about the blue dodacahedron making the portal go to it's mom's basement and draw out dungeon maps was particularly funny, especially as I've just started getting into Dungeons and Dragons. XD

  • try to talk to the cops in the teaser... that and the exchange about blowing your mind was hilarious as well

    most of my favorite quotes are from the office

    Sam: Hello, id like to report an explosion
    Sam: no, we havn't decided where yet...

    Answering machine: hello mr. max this is the blood bank, while we appreiciate for your generous donation, we prefer if people only donate their own blood...

    Sam: we are borrowing this from santas workshop till he gets back
    Max: when do you think he will get out of hell?
    Sam: probably right after it freezes over

    sam and max trying to freak out bosco is priceless as well...

    Sam: know anything about easter island
    Bosco: who told you to ask me that
    Max: oh just some guy in a black suit and sunglasses... Sam: he seemed to know a lot about you, bosco

  • @ChazFox said:
    I also like Bosco's quote about the different shapes. The one about the blue dodacahedron making the portal go to it's mom's basement and draw out dungeon maps was particularly funny, especially as I've just started getting into Dungeons and Dragons. XD

    Think that might have been the other quote I found funny.

    Also: was reminded of another one. When you try to talk to the COPS while sybil is being chased:

    Arcade Machine: GEEZ, LADY! CALM DOWN!

  • Sybil: I can't believe you would do this to me on my birthday!
    Mexican: Did someone say... "birthday"?

    Hilariously awkward timing there. Can't wait to see how they're going to top it.

  • Sam: Where'd you get all the femurs?
    Baby Glenn Miller: That's my horn section. Even in death they can't seem to hit the high notes.

    /trumpet jokes make me happy.

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