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Supreme Idiocy

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What are some examples of idiocy you see in your everyday life? I mean socially, not something George Bush or someone did. Some people I know just can't take a hint, no matter how obvious. This is a pretty accurate representation of someone's Social Studies test.
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Really. Death was all around the guy, and this is what Mr. "I'm-better-than-you-in-every-way" said.

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  • Hey, I have a very serious problem. I'm crying because of how stupid I am.

    Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

    So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

    A shiny pidgey. Holy crap. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy crap, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR IDIOTIC GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

    I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "SCREW YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

    What have I done? I've messed up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever.

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    Girlfriends and Shiny Pidgeys don't mix. If you happen to encounter a shiny pidgey, you and your ever-so-perfect love life is going to die. If you have a shiny pidgey, you probably DON'T have a girlfriend, on the basis that you probably are a basement dweller that plays Pokemanz, has a gameshark, or lieks to hit girlfriends. If your boyfriend encountered a shiny pidgey, he is going to ignore you and then slap you for being a bitch and breaking his DS.

    Important note:
    Shiny pidgeys are responsible for 88% of all Domestic Abuse charges.

  • 1, a reply to Zootch's story, I got a shiny Psyduck once.
    I then caught it and shoved it so deep into the storage system so I'd never see it's stupid face again.
    Once, I said I salute whoever killed Hitler. This was the most embarrassing moment of my life (so far).
    @16_BIT_MARIO1 said: dbqlf7.png
    Really. Death was all around the guy, and this is what Mr. "I'm-better-than-you-in-every-way" said.

    HE. HAS. A. CARROT!(Lame Cartoon Network reference, for the win.)

  • Zootch, don't worry. Act as though that day never happened! That's worked for me before.
    "I can't believe you cheated off of me in math yesterday!"
    "Dude, today is Monday."
    "Wait, wha...?"
    "I don't know what you're talking about, but maybe it was Shaun trying to steal your notebook last week."
    "But I... You... Never mind..."
    If that doesn't work, go to my old recovery technique: Baseball bat-induced amnesia.

  • @Zootch said: Hey, I have a very serious problem. I'm crying because of how stupid I am.

    Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

    So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

    A shiny pidgey. Holy crap. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy crap, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR IDIOTIC GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

    I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "SCREW YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

    What have I done? I've messed up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever.

    Sorry.

  • @Zootch said: What have I done? I've messed up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever.

    Dude your problem has nothing to do with pokemon. Plus I wouldn't feel too bad. From the sound of that story you would have messed up the relationship some other way if you hadn't done it then.

  • I'm beginning to wonder if any of you responding to Zootch have yet realized that it's copypasta... or if you're just playing along.

  • @InvaderJim42 said: I'm beginning to wonder if any of you responding to Zootch have yet realized that it's copypasta... or if you're just playing along.

    Nice ruin the fantasy why don't ya. Back to reality people.

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    The amazing things MS Paint can do...create internet memes, make fun of people, or both!

    Sorry, I hope your situation gets better!

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