Hopefully, you've done this before on another forum, but if you haven't, here are the rules: The person above you asks a question, and you have to answer that question in the funniest way you can think of. Then you have to ask a question which the person below you will answer, and they will ask a question, et cetera, et cetera. The question can be Telltale related, but it doesn't have to.
And now we begin:
Q. Why does Max have a tail?