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Telltale is so awesome it... thread

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This thread may remind you of the Chuck Norris website. It is basically a thread where you post awesome fact(s) about telltale games.

I'll start:

Telltale is so awesome it is actually a living organism whose only joy comes from coming up with great games.

Telltale is so awesome it reads the minds of its fans and makes their thoughts into games.

Telltale is so awesome it revived the point and click genre with one hand.

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  • Telltale is so awesome it tells Lucasarts where to shove its "Super Starwars 3 Epic Jedi Battles" games.

  • Telltale is so awesome that with one hand, It made a whole season of Sam and Max goodness, and with the other it beat Chuck Norris until he Bled.

    Telltale is so awesome that it Befriended Flint Norris. Such a feat had never before occurred, as Flint Norris snaps the neck of every person to enter a 20 meter radius.

  • @littlequietguy said: Telltale is so awesome it revived the point and click genre with its mind.

    Fix'd.

  • Telltale is so awesome, You crack it up.

    Telltale is so awesome it could get power levels of Over 9000.

  • Telltale has the power to kill a yak.
    From two hundred yards away.
    With MIND BULLETS.

  • High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
    There sits TellTale Games, sitting oh so proudly.
    Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
    Yeah, yeah.
    TellTale Games, what is the secret of your power?
    TellTale Games, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?

    Now it's time for me to tell you about LucasArts
    archrival and nemesis of TellTale Games, with powers comparable to TellTale Games.
    What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
    That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.
    How 'bout the power to kill a Star Wars franchise, from 200 yards away...
    with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
    How 'bout the power... to move you?

    History of TellTale Games and LucasArts,
    Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
    A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
    And blasting forth with three-part harmony, go!
    TellTale Games, what is the secret of your power?
    TellTale Games, won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man?

    When TellTale Games and LucasArts joined forces;
    they formed a company the likes of which have never been seen,
    and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,

    LucasArts! And TTG!
    "That's me."
    We're now Tenacious D!
    Come fly with me, fly!

    TellTale Games, what is the secret of your power?
    TellTale Games, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now,
    Oh!

    Take my hand!
    LucasArts, we're gonna fly!
    Bring out your Monkey Island sequels!
    There's the Star Wars franchise!
    Slice it's throat!
    And grab it's ****
    You take the high road,
    I'll take the low.
    There, the crevasse,
    Fill it with your classic adventure IPs!

  • @_@

    My head has just exploded from the pure awesomeness of the last post.

  • Telltale is so awesome, It can watch all of the different voice overs to 'Hugo the Movie Star' without getting creeped out.

  • @Ray-The-Sun said: Telltale is so awesome, It can watch all of the different voice overs to 'Hugo the Movie Star' without getting creeped out.


    There is an alternate interpretation to this post that I'm pretty sure was not intended.

  • @TrogLlama said: There is an alternate interpretation to this post that I'm pretty sure was not intended.

    You have added salt to the wounds that were placed in my mind previously.

    [/ontopic] Telltale is so awesome that it can Fly. Without moving in any way.
    Telltale is so awesome it can complete IWBTG in 2 seconds without dying on Impossible.

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