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make your own talk beetween S&M

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Make a hilarious talk between S&M.

Something like this:

Max: Sam that guy is looking suspicious. I better ask him a few questions, steel his wallet and beet the snot out of him.
Sam: Don't i get to do anything?
Max: Sure, you can convince the guy that there is no point in suing detectives.

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  • Max: Where are we going Sam?
    Sam: Max, we're not even by our car.
    Max: I know, I just like saying it.

  • Max: Hey Sam, Why aren't I allowed to fire Nukes at whatever country I want?
    Sam: Because after George W. Bush we don't wanna take any chances.

  • Sam: Thumbs up!
    Max: ...
    Sam: Give my a smile!
    Max: :mad:
    Sam: Wooooooh!
    Max: :p
    Sam: Where did those stairs come from :confused:

  • Max: Sam, where does toast come from?
    Sam: Well, Max, when a mommy toaster and a daddy toaster love each other very much--
    Max: Ooh, I found a nickle!

  • This is Strong Bad discussion. Sam and Max is across the street.
    (all the morons of USA get up, go outside, and walk across the street. Then they get hit by a car.)

  • MAX: Hey Sam, let's do impressions of eachother!
    SAM: Okay, You go first.
    MAX: Okay, Uhh... "You cwack me up wittle buddy!"
    SAM: Needs improvement.
    MAX: Okay then, Do me!
    SAM: Ummmm.... "Hey Sam, Why am I always asking annoying Questions?"
    MAX: Oh! That one is Perfect!

  • @duduman56 said: This is Strong Bad discussion. Sam and Max is across the street.
    (all the morons of USA get up, go outside, and walk across the street. Then they get hit by a car.)

    This includes you hopefully

  • @duduman56 said: This is Strong Bad discussion. Sam and Max is across the street.
    (all the morons of USA get up, go outside, and walk across the street. Then they get hit by a car.)


    I don't believe you should be allowed to call other people morons if you believe that everyone on the Internet is American and that this board is Strong Bad only.

    I guess I should post another exchange. I'll just post a part from a fanfic I need to edit so that it doesn't suck. In this scene, Sam and Max are dead and are on the train from 205.


    "Sure is quiet in here," [Sam] said.

    "It's boring, Sam!" replied Max, trying to balance on the back on his chair and nearly falling on his face. He cupped his hands over his mouth. "Hey guys, lighten up! Live a little!"

    "We're dead, you moron!" someone called back in a wobbly, tearful voice. Sam heard a muffled sob from behind them.

    "Whiners," said Max.


    Like I said, it needs editing.

  • Haha, I actually stole this from someone else. XD

    Max: Check it out, Sam! It's Matt Damon!
    Sam: Yeah, pretty sure that's not Matt Damon.
    Max: No, it is!
    Sam: Well, "Matt Damon" just picked up a broom and started sweeping.

  • This is from a story idea I had for an alternate universe where slavery is legal and fairly common, and not at all limited to a single race. I enjoy slave AUs because it's fun to mess up all the relationships and see if I can still keep the characters recognisably themselves. I don't think I'll write it, but I did like this part. Here, Sam and Max are talking to Sybil about slavery.

    Max: Just think what the world would be like today if the South had lost the Civil war.
    Sybil: The South did lose the Civil War, Max.
    Max: Oh, right. Sam, which world changing event caused humanity to continue enslaving their fellow man well into the twenty-first century?
    Sam: Err... the Louisiana Purchase?

    Max's confusion of the US and the world was deliberate.

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