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Hey guys 'n' gals,

In the spirit of "tapping the hive mind," I've got a few enigmatic questions for y'all:

-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."

-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?

-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?

Not promising anything,
Mike "Sleepy Boy" Stemmle

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  • 1-
    "Soul Songs"
    "Poison and blood: how to mix em"
    "Love magic:How to destroy a man from the inside"
    "Potions from the white Kraken"
    "Wishes and dreams of the sea"
    "Curses of the black mermaid"
    "The When & Where book of: Amphibians tongues"
    "Taxidermy volume VII: Humans heads"
    "Henry Jones grial diary"

    2-
    "The wind of the thousands leafs"
    "The wind that put that thing in your eye"(or the blinding wind)
    "The wind of the changing season"
    "The wind of the moving clouds"
    "The umbrella destroyer wind"
    "The wind of silence"
    "The wind that makes you sneeze"
    "The wind that cries over dead battlefields"
    "The wind that changes the weather"
    "The wind that ruins your hair"
    "The wind that stole your notes"
    "The wind where all the answers are blowing according to Dylan"


    3-Smiling immoral Jhon? Dont know for a pirate, but sure its a nice name for a ship. My ship is my name, and my name is my ship. I like that. Ill keep it.

  • The Burning Orphanage: Careless Curses Cost Lives

  • "A Diary of a Zombie"
    "Scary Face Paintings. Everyone will Believe you're a Witch Doctor!"

  • "The Death is blowing in the Wind"


    DeathRider`s "Voodoo School Cook Book - Episode 1 - Bloody Voodoo Roots"
    DeathRider`s "Fast Voodoo for Episode Games - The Basics in 5 Sessions

  • Update: I have a final list made up of the best of the winds and books I came up with HERE

    A book or two.

    I Went To Casablanca But All I Got Was This T-Shirt
    Zombie Love Poems: How To Love Without A Brain
    Anorexia And You
    Potions And Prejudice
    Men Are From Hades; Women Are From Valhalla
    How To Destroy Pure Evil And Live Happily Ever After With Your Loved Ones: The Non-Pirate Edition

    The Wind That Smelled It, Then Dealt It
    The Wind That Said Wherever You Go, By Sea or By Land, Then Trailed Off
    The Wind That Winked And Blew Me A Kiss
    The Wind That Got Amelia Earhart
    The Wind That Sent Me Through Time And Back Again
    The Wind That Took Away My Concentration
    The Wind That Came From Sarnath
    The Wind Of Flying Cows
    The Wind That Wanted To Sword Fight, So I Shot It
    The Wind That Blew My Homework Away
    Gone With the Wind
    The Wind I Wouldn't Have Believed If I Hadn't Seen It With Me Own Eyes
    The Wind That Looked Like Lincoln
    The Wind That Sang Like Elvis
    The Wind That Looked Like A Three Headed Monkey
    The Unseen But Slightly Frightening Wind
    The Unseen Yet Really Scary Wind
    The Unseen Yet Teeth Shatteringly Horrifying Wind
    The Unseen Wind That Drove Men Mad
    The Wind That Scolded Brush Your Teeth Young Man Then Baked Me A Pie
    The Wind With False Teeth
    The Wind That Floated By, Saying Ask Me About Sam And Max Season 3
    The Wind That Floated By, Saying Ask Me About The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition
    The Wind That Blew Up Me Skirt
    The Wind That Turns Into A Hurricane Every Five Minutes
    The Wind That Wanted A Hug
    The Wind That Stole My Winning Lottery Ticket
    The Wind That Smelled Like Napalm In The Morning
    The Wind That Ties Your Shoelaces Together And Laughs
    The Wind That Mismatches The Socks In Your Droor
    The Wind That Advertised Shop Stan's
    The Wind That Couldn't Die
    The Wind Stunningly Rendered In 3D With Advanced Lighting And Shaders
    The Wind I Would Hate If He Wasn't So Charming
    The Second Largest Wind I've Ever Seen
    Two Winds That Walked Into A Bar
    The Wind I Read About In My Fathers Diary


    My pirate name would be my forum name or S. Marcus L' Croissant.

  • "Mastering Mojo, Or, How I got my third nipple"
    "Voodoo is not a six letter word"
    "Growing food in you back yard - Swamp edition"
    "101 uses for your left-over ashes"
    "The Juju-bag and you"
    "Unconventional Business Locations"
    "Separating the Hex from the Hoax"

    Edit: One more!

    "Bringing a doll to a swordfight"


    - Bagge, The Barbarian of Barbados

  • @ttg_Stemmle said:
    -- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf?

    The DIY guide for Voodoo Dolls
    101 ways to cook a frog
    Escrava Isaura

    @ttg_Stemmle said:
    -- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?

    The Wind that Really Blows
    The Wind that Ran out of Ideas :confused:

    @ttg_Stemmle said:
    -- Lastly, what's your pirate name?

    Private(er) Gromit? Ummm. No.

    @ttg_Stemmle said:
    Mike "Sleepy Boy" Stemmle

    Don't worry - it's only a few months, and you'll get to sleep again :)

  • "How to forget about Monkey Robots in 10 steps"
    "More ways to Torture Mort"
    "The Rum Seller"
    "Ashes to Ashes, Voodo to You-Do"
    "Cannibal Head Accessories - Fruit Edition"
    "Top Ten Swamps in the Tri-Island Area"

    For Wind
    "The Wind that seems rather, ...Windy"

  • Trying to think during work hours: not good...

    -- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."

    - Swamp Sweet Swamp
    - Cock-a-Doodle-Voodoo: The Legend of El Pollo Diablo

    -- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?

    - The Wind that winds you up
    - The wind that whistles a really nice tune
    - The wind that was a flautist
    - The wind in the willows...

    -- Lastly, what's your pirate name?

    Back at you later...

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