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Hey guys 'n' gals,

In the spirit of "tapping the hive mind," I've got a few enigmatic questions for y'all:

-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."

-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?

-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?

Not promising anything,
Mike "Sleepy Boy" Stemmle

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  • Voodoo Books:
    Scary Water and the Giblet of Mire [book 4 of 7]
    Crime and Dismemberment
    Blight Runner (now a motion picture from the bestselling novel)
    Of Lice and Men - minor curses for the migrant ranch worker
    Memoirs of a Witch Doctor
    Chicka-Chicka-Voodoo (will there be enough goo?)
    How to Make Foes and Torment People

    The wind that rocked the cradle
    Windy city wind
    Wind in need is wind indeed

    Name: Very Important Pirate #4

  • Some winds:

    The Wind That Steals Your Patio Furniture
    The Wind That Smells Suspiciously Like Last Night's Dinner
    The Wind Beneath Your Bedsheets
    The Wind That Smells Like Burnt Toast And Then You Have A Seizure

    Some books:

    The Art of Erotic Voodoo
    Using the Whole Bat: Voodoo in a "Green" Conscious Society
    Voodoo Dolls as Pest Control
    Rotten Teeth in a Bucket of Dead Animals: A Love Story

    Some pirates:

    Captain Poofyhat the Damned
    Brownpants The Incontinent
    Old John Sweatylips
    HoofHands The Unfortunate
    Captain Buttruckus
    Grogmug Breafmint

  • "Conveying plot points and you, volume 5"
    "Coping with stereotypes"
    "How to: Break the fourth wall without others catching on"


    "The wind of a thousand butterflies flapping"

    as far as my pirate name?

    "Lardo McBiggbutt" im a big dude...i wear it proud

  • I can't come up with a name right now, but why not add a book by Loogie Hawking? Geddit? Stephen Hawking? Loogie Hawking? Maybe something like "Open Telescope" (Remember that from SMI?)... Dunno... Maybe you guys can come up with something better...

  • About the books, "How to revive an adventure game after 10 years".

    For the winds, the one Guybrush calls in CMI when the balloon comes back..
    I'm don't speak english enough well to understand how does he say exactly.. "Unpredictable Caribbean ???"
    You can hear that here, anyway:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlrkTxpLuYo

  • Vodoo:
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    -- Sgt. Peppers Lumpy Hearts Club Sandwitch

    Wind:

    -- The Wind that cannot blow up balloons
    -- Windy Wendy

    Piratename: Bob the Viking

  • "I Wanna Be A Pirate!: My Exciting Childhood"
    "The Three Trials And Tribulations of A Wannabe Pirate"
    "Low Fat Recipes For Cannibals"
    "Insult Sword Fighting For Dummies"
    "Fine Cuisine In The Tri-island Area"
    "The REAL Secret of Monkey Island"
    "The Wind That As Far As We Know May Not Be A Wind But Rather A Light Breeze"

    Pirate Name:
    Captain Grogswill No-Beard

  • "Hex-rated"
    "Of Zombies and Men"
    "The Good, the bad and the zombie"
    "Dude, where's my voodoo doll?"
    "Vegetarian Voodoo"
    "A Beginners guide to Hex"


    "The Wind Cries Zombie"
    "The Wind, as described by the body"
    "The Wind that couldn't Whistle"

    Pirate name - Flinty McDinty

  • @Aise said:
    For the winds, the one Guybrush calls in CMI when the balloon comes back..
    I'm don't speak english enough well to understand how does he say exactly.. "Unpredictable Caribbean ???"
    You can hear that here, anyway:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlrkTxpLuYo

    He says Caribbean Trade Winds, Using that you could have "The Winds that once helped me on Plunder Island"

    Oh and my Pirate name would be Ex-Captain Wolf Rogers.

    edit: Changed name, prefer to be Ex-Captain living alone drinking Grog! :p

  • "Oranges and How to Use Them in Satanic Rhymes"

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