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Private Pirate Monkey Brainstorming...

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Hey guys 'n' gals,

In the spirit of "tapping the hive mind," I've got a few enigmatic questions for y'all:

-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."

-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?

-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?

Not promising anything,
Mike "Sleepy Boy" Stemmle

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  • Zombie Survival guide
    hex and the city
    Making stew for 500

    The wind that wrought the mountains
    The wind of adventure
    the wind of the willows

    Dudejpg Fourply

  • @Emily said: I'm sure your boss appreciates that. :eek:

    Heh, should have phrased that better...

    Luckily, I am doing freelance work, so is more about being distracted... ;)

  • Pirate Names:
    The crew of William the 3rd's Surprise

    Captain John James Thornhill
    Bosun Louis Kent
    "Old Charles" Laguerre
    "Raging John" Heidegger
    "Fancy John" Vanderbank
    "Swinging Sam" Samuel Rich
    "Lord God" Godfrey Hogarth
    "Fat John" Sydenham
    "Drunk Bill" William Bridgeman
    William Kneller "the Knife"
    "Pieous Bill" William Butler
    "Young Jim" James Boson

    Books:
    A System of Voodoo Dynamics: 3rd Edition
    "U is for Undeath" by Sally Graphton
    The Year's Best Prophecies
    The Psychology of Piracy

    Winds:
    The Wind that Blew too Far
    The Breeze of One Thousand Sighs
    The Crepuscular Draft

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    ttg_Stemmle Telltale Staff

    Man youze guys is funny (not to mention fast)!

    Keep em coming,
    Mike "Sea++, heh" Stemmle

  • Book titles :

    Stan's Handbook of Mojo Mastery
    42 ways to cook a monkey
    Shrinking heads - a way of life
    Sailing with Zombies
    How I vaporized Ghost Pirate LeChuck, by G. Threepwood

    Winds :

    The Wind from the Deep
    The Wind from where the sun does not shine
    A small, pesky Wind
    A cheeky Wind bent on mischief
    Wind of Mass Destruction
    The Wind that took my babe away
    The No-Wind situation
    A gentle wind with good education

    Pirate Name :

    Captain Bart Brimstone

  • The Hoodoo Voodoo Hullabaloo that You Do....by Drew McAdoo.

  • The wind I was once gone with.

    EDIT: Or I guess if we're trying to be grammatically correct - The wind with which I was once gone.

  • What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf?

    "Yoodoo Voodoo"
    "Voo and Yoo"
    "Doo the Voo"
    "How I Learned to do Voodoo and How It Changed My Life: A Memoir"
    (Insert Witty Author Name Here)

    For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?

    I don't know... little gusts of wind like someone whistling.
    Wind that makes a flag ruffle.
    The winds that blow your papers away.

    Pirate Name: Not-So-Nice Nick (I guess. XD I dunno. XD)

  • Wind that makes a loogie go further...?

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