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Hey guys 'n' gals,

In the spirit of "tapping the hive mind," I've got a few enigmatic questions for y'all:

-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."

-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?

-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?

Not promising anything,
Mike "Sleepy Boy" Stemmle

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  • Here is all of the best of the ideas I posted for books and winds, narrowed down as much as I dared without throwing out the REALLY GOOD ones. This is my FINAL list comprised of the best of everything I thought up. Seven books and fifty winds, though it's not as big as it sounds. NOT listed from best to least. If anybody saw one in my older posts that I threw out that they liked let me know.

    I took out the pop culture references, Star Wars references, and ones that make hardly any sense at all regarding winds.

    A book or two -

    Anorexia And You
    Shakespeare From A Monkey's Perspective
    Men Are From Hades; Women Are From Valhalla
    I Went To Casablanca But All I Got Was This T-Shirt
    Zombie Love Poems: How To Love Without A Brain
    How To Destroy Pure Evil And Live Happily Ever After With Your Loved Ones: The Non-Pirate Edition


    The final winds -


    Wanda
    The Wind With No Whistle
    The Wind With False Teeth
    The Penitent Wind That Passed
    El Gustado - The Lost Winds Of Gold
    The White Wind That Took Me Leg
    The Second Largest Wind I've Ever Seen
    The Wind That Crosses The Streams
    The Wind From Ms. Liberty's Nostrils
    The Wind With A Twinkle In It's Eye
    The Wind Filled With Maddened Screeching Cassowaries
    The Wind From Within Davy Jone's Locker
    The Wind Of Impossible Proportions
    The Really Angry Wind That Hates The Sound of Pirate Ships
    The Wind Stunningly Rendered In 3D With Advanced Lighting And Shaders
    This Wind Has Come To Kick Butt, And Blow Bubbles, But Is All Out Of Bubblegum
    The Wind That Smelled It, Then Dealt It
    The Wind That Said Wherever You Go, By Sea or On Land, Then Trailed Off
    The Wind That Blows Up Me Skirt
    The Wind That Wanted A Hug
    The Wind That Stole My Winning Lottery Ticket
    The Wind That Smells Like Napalm In The Morning
    The Wind That Huffed And Puffed And Blew My House Down
    The Wind That Slapped My Momma When I Was Born
    The Wind That Could Use A Shave
    The Wind That Winked And Blew Me A Kiss
    The Wind That Got Amelia Earhart
    The Wind That Makes You Make A Right Turn At Albequerque
    The Wind That's Greener On This Side
    The Wind That Kissed My Wife And Stole My Booty
    The Wind That Knows The Secret Of Monkey Island tm
    The Wind That Isn't In Kansas Anymore
    The Wind That Prefers Point and Click
    The Wind That's Like A Box Of Chocolates
    The Wind That Parted My Hair And My Sea Shanty
    The Wind That Pecos Bill Lasso'd
    The Wind That Sent Me Through Time And Back Again
    The Wind That The Devil Has Nightmares About
    The Wind That Tars And Feathers You
    The Wind That Tastes Sweet But Also Tastes Sour
    The Wind That Blew Itself Away
    The Wind That Sneezes On You
    The Wind That Blew My Homework Away
    The Wind That Sings Like Elvis
    The Wind That Cried Wolf
    The Wind That Ties Your Shoelaces Together
    The Wind That Mismatches The Socks In Your Drawer
    The Wind That You Don't Want To Know About
    The Wind That Takes No Prisoners, Just Souls
    The Wind That Carries Pork Flu

  • @Lena_P said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6nlrERIDDE



    Mmmmmmm, MST3K goodness :) Mental note to self: don't watch it in the office again :D

  • @Lena_P said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6nlrERIDDE


    "argentinian corned beef product"?!? jajajajaja. Do we really sell that to you???

  • Global Worming
    Voodoo killed the radio star

  • @Secret Fawful said:
    Zombie Love Poems: How To Love Without A Brain
    The Second Largest Wind I've Ever Seen
    The Wind That Blows Up Me Skirt
    The Wind That Wanted A Hug
    The Wind That Slapped My Momma When I Was Born



    They're all good, but these are great! I really like them!

  • One just occurred to me reading through the others:
    Voodoo and I: My Experiences of Undeath by Demon Pirate LeChuck

  • @ttg_Stemmle said: Hey guys 'n' gals,

    In the spirit of "tapping the hive mind," I've got a few enigmatic questions for y'all:

    -- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."

    -- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?

    -- Lastly, what's your pirate name?

    Not promising anything,
    Mike "Sleepy Boy" Stemmle




    1) "Famous Voodoo Blunders",
    "'Suddenly Shout 'NO!',' plus 100 other ways to seem mysterious."
    "Decorative Skulls & You."

    2)
    The Wind that You Think is a Voice but then Turns Out to be Just the Wind.
    The Wind of the Dog that Bit You.
    The Wind that Blows Rain Into Your Face.
    The Wind that Mixes Up All Your Playing Cards.

    3) William Scrinkwater

  • mhhhh nice idea!

    Books:
    1, 2, 3... Voodoo!
    how to build perfectly working voodoo dolls
    Pump it up!
    1001 ingredients that you should know before making a Voodoo cake.
    No matters who he is, he just can't cast a better one (by the way who is he?)
    Voodoo from V to O
    Black magic and the wonderfull dolls
    Lay down, turn around, breath normally and... die!
    Are you looking for a Voodoo book? This is not the one.
    Glad to still see you alive (Voodoo for dummies)
    Glad to see you dead (Voodoo for monkeys)
    My very first Voodoo time.
    Voodoo during spare time.
    Call me a liar, but you can't simply wait for a Voodoo spell to come (or be casted).
    Cast it by yourself in 10 minutes.


    Winds:
    The wind that loved me
    The wind i had
    The wind that blows from my back
    The wind that drinks grog
    The wind that comes from the desert
    The wind that jokes me
    The wind that blows from hell
    The wind that blows the woodchuck away while it chuck all the wood that it would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


    Name:
    Rufus 'O Leg


    i can do more if needed! hehe bye!

  • Only got a Pirate name, but here it goes.

    Dreadbeard Steve, because Braidbeard don't sound half as menacing.

  • VooDoo for Dummies
    101 Uses of Bodily Waste
    VooDoo and You!
    101 Hexed Items That Will Save Your Day

    The Wind of Little Strenght
    The Wind That Brings Smells From The Galley
    The Wind That Fills Your Sails
    The Wind That Rip Your Sails
    The Wind That Capsize Your Boat
    The Wind That Is More Like A Tornado
    The Wind of Infinite Air

    Yarr ol' Fed-Up

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