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Hey guys 'n' gals,

In the spirit of "tapping the hive mind," I've got a few enigmatic questions for y'all:

-- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."

-- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?

-- Lastly, what's your pirate name?

Not promising anything,
Mike "Sleepy Boy" Stemmle

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  • Books:

    "1001 Skink Toe Recipes"
    "Whodo Voodoo? Laveaux Academy Yearbook"
    "Real Estate for Dummies"
    "Coffin Tarring and Sailing"
    "Cauldron 5000 Owner's Manual"
    "Hex and the Single Hag"
    "Children's Favorite Nursery Curses"
    "Voodo Cookin': Mumbo Jumbo Gumbo"
    "Better Dolls and Cauldrons Monthly"
    "The Republic by Plato" - Because she's a smart Voodoo Lady, not just a stereotype


    "The Wind that Steals Your First Novel!"
    "The Wind that Blows Laundry in Your Face!"
    "The Wind that Rips Clothes from Your Body!"
    "The Wind that Blinds You with Sand!"
    "The Wind that Drives Railroad Spikes through Palm Trees!"
    "The Wind that Turns Your Umbrella Inside Out!"
    "The Wind that Sounds like A Train! What's a train?"
    "The Wind that Feels like Sandpaper!"
    "The Wind that Tastes like Garbage!"
    "The Wind that Tastes like BBQ!"
    "The Wind that Sounds like A Whistle!"
    "The Wind that Looks like The Invisible Man!"

    My pirate name would be Three-Finger Milt McKay, who could only count to 8. Well, 18 if his shoes were off.

  • Wow... this was a long thread - has anyone suggested "Duck Soup for the Soul: The Secrets of Skull Island?"?

  • "Hex Proof: How to survive in an economic possession"
    "The hex writer's guide to needle work"
    "The autobiography of Malcolm Hex" as told to Al-hex Hell-e


    "The wind of a thousand flatulent pirates"


    My pirate name is Zen Sharkbait

  • -- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."



    --
    Incense and Insensibility's
    DIY Dorian Portraits

    --
    The Wind that slightly chills you underpants.
    The Wind that creeps down your back
    The Wind that Slaughtered the Seven Mongoose

    --
    Pirate Name
    John Duskin

  • "The Absolutely Real, 100% Confirmed, Checked, Hexed and Rechecked Secret Of Monkey Island" - Available only to Undead Pirates - Not to be issued to members below 200 Years of Age

  • "Rhetorical Catmaking"
    ""How many legs do you have today?": The pros and cons of additional limbs"
    "Economical Brain Usage: Food Sharing Programme for Zombies"

  • HDYDTVDTYD - How do you do that Voo Doo that you do.

    The wind of a lost and forgotten car, which belonged to a wise blue person, and a wild white person that reminds me of those old TV bunny ears. [too long someone shorten this Sam and Max Cameo!]

    Deck Hand Fingers and Captan Earth...planet was already taken.

  • If nobody said these already:

    Books:
    "Voodoo For Dummies"
    "Cooking up Trouble: Voodoo Inspired Recipes"
    "How To Become A Notorious Pirate" - * All the pages have been ripped out*
    "10-Minute Curses and Hexes"
    "Practicing Safe Hex"
    "10 Ways To Be Happy Without Cursing"
    "Voodoo Dolls: What's Morally Unjust and What's Illegal"
    "Tragic Magic"
    "Keeping Your Cauldron Clean"
    "Grog Magic: Grog Never Tasted So Good"

    Winds:
    "The Wind That Cried Mary" : I'll be surprised if nobody has said this.
    "The Wind That Got Knocked Out Of Me"
    "The Wind That Did Relatively Nothing"
    "The Wind That Wrought Havoc"
    "The Wind That Wasn't In The Forecast"
    "The Wind Of The Misty Mountain"
    "The Wind Of The Expired Grog"
    "The Wind Of Bad Body Odor"

    Pirate Name:
    Johnny "Peg-Leg" Perry - I'll try to think of a better one!

  • @ttg_Stemmle said: Hey guys 'n' gals,

    In the spirit of "tapping the hive mind," I've got a few enigmatic questions for y'all:

    -- What sort of book titles do you think could be found on the Voodoo Lady's bookshelf? Y'know, things like "The Joy of Hex," or "Screams of My Father."

    Hex and the City.


    -- For reasons that defy explanation, we're trying to enumerate dozens of unique kinds of winds, things like "The Wind the Blows Off Your Hat," or "The Wind that Sounds Remarkably Like an Unhappy Echidna." Can you think of any others?

    The Wind that rocks the cradle.


    -- Lastly, what's your pirate name?

    Not promising anything,
    Mike "Sleepy Boy" Stemmle

    Quinn "The bloody" Eskimo

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