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Like the title says:
So there are mines
Chuck Norris beated the brick wall in Tennis.
Chuck Norris knows the real secret of Monkey Island.
And the most manly of all my facts:
Chuck Norris eats cereals for breakfast WITHOUT milk.

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  • Chuck Norris does not believe in evolution.

    Chuck Norris fully endorsed California's Proposition 8.

    Chuck Norris is open to the possibility of Texas seceding from the Union.

    Chuck Norris can turn back the march of progress with just the power of his mind.

  • Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris spelled backwards.
    Chuck Norris is the only person in the world who looks cool with a mullet.
    Lightsabers can't cut trough Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris is the only living Ninja Pirate.
    Chuck Norris dies harder.
    Chuck Norris is the Big Whoop.

  • Chuck knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is
    Chuck once shot down a helicopter by pointing at it and saying "bang"
    Chuck doesnt use a QWERTY keyboard , he uses a CHUCK keybord. (i admit that wasn't that good)
    Chuck can put a ps3 game in a 360 and it will play.:D
    Chuck isn't a big boy now , he has always been.
    Chuck let the dogs out.
    When Chuck got a game over on a pc game he roundhoused the cd so hard it turned into a nintendo game.
    When chuck's 360 got the red ring of death he just made a angry face at it and it worked... Wow... I have a big mind.

  • @Darkblade07 said: chuck norris sweats purified water


    Too bad he doesn't sweat. Ever.

    Chuck Norris can create a stone so big that he couldn't move it. But, at the same time, he can move it...

    Paramount is purchasing the rights to make a sci-fi romance western horror action docudrama based on Chuck Norris' abs.

    Chuck Norris can make fun of Mako, and people will still love him.

    Chuck Norris watches the Watchmen. And I don't mean the movie

    Life is like a box of chocolates... Chuck Norris eats some everyday.

    Every actor who ever won an Oscar was possessed by Chuck Norris' soul during their performance.

    When Chuck Norris touches you, you get pregnant. Even if you're male.

    Chuck Norris bit the head off of Ozzy Osbourne.

    Chuck Norris has got a watch with a minute hand, millennium hand and an eon hand.

    Triangle man hates Chuck Norris. They have a fight, Chuck Norris wins.

  • nice refrence to they might be giants. oh, yah. my fact...

    when the hands on CHUCK NORRIS' new watch line up, it's a happy land!

  • @SuperBosco said: Like the title says:
    So there are mines
    Chuck Norris beated the brick wall in Tennis.
    Chuck Norris knows the real secret of Monkey Island.
    And the most manly of all my facts:
    Chuck Norris eats cereals for breakfast WITHOUT milk.

    Sorry for like jumping the thread but that manly one you posted, I do that sometimes... That is not so manly. lol

  • No game can beat Chuck Norris, because no walkthrough exists for Chuck Norris...anywhere.

    Chuck Norris once entered into a Pirate Face-Off competition, but all the opponents lost due to unoriginality, because all faces belong to Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris is the kindest man alive. He keeps us alive because none of us could live without Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris doesn't look in the mirror, because no mirror can contain the awesomeness that is Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris has no problem with point and click games, because he solves every puzzle with his beard.

  • @tredlow said:

    Chuck Norris can make fun of Mako, and people will still love him.

    loving the nostalgia critic reference.

    Chuck Norris can hold his breath for 20 minutes. And also knows right off hand to pick up the idol.

  • Chuck Norris is so tough that -
    ...a bullet fired at him will turn around and retreat back to the gun barrel!
    ...he has no chin under his beard but another fist! (yes, that one came from Family Guy)
    ...he makes pretzels from I-beams!
    ...if he was to, his scream WOULD BE heard in space!
    ...traffic jams instantly clear up! (you wouldn't want to be in Chuck's way, WOULD YA?)

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