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You know you're obsessed with Monkey Island when....

posted by raycichocki on - last edited - Viewed by 2.0K users

-When you see sword fighting in a movie you wonder if they're going to insult each other with rhyimg comebacks.

-You cringe at the idea of Monkey Kombat

-You think Guybrush is a legit name for your first born son

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  • -When you go to a bar, and order Grog.
    - When you actually, try and develop Grog.
    - When you beat out ron gilbert for voicing a MI Charachter.( What I'm known for. I guess.)
    - When your girlfriend gets sick of you calling her plunder bunny.

  • - When you squeal with excitement when you find a fellow fan in person. :)

  • When you have posted in a nonsensical forum over 300 times in 4 months.

  • @raycichocki said: - When you squeal with excitement when you find a fellow fan in person. :)



    :D So true!

  • @Icedhope said: -When you go to a bar, and order Grog.
    - When you actually, try and develop Grog.
    - When you beat out ron gilbert for voicing a MI Charachter.( What I'm known for. I guess.)
    - When your girlfriend gets sick of you calling her plunder bunny.



    you do know grog is a real drink, right

  • [LIST]
    [*]say "I can't use the fork with that" to yourself at the dinner table and have your family stare at you
    [*]get disappointed when your latest sweetheart has never heard of MI and doesn't want to try it
    [*]when you attempt to force heavies and chavs to humour you in a game of insult swordfighting
    [*]ask said ruffians "would you like to be buried or cremated?"
    [*]ask local shopkeepers if they'd take pieces o' eight
    [*]revolve your free time around the TT fora
    [*]think that the only deserving winner of the Greatest Game Hero contest is Guybrush Threepwood
    [*]introduce yourself with title "Mighty Pirate"
    [*]eagerly await Grog XD to be auctioned on eBay
    [*]watch The Apprentice and call all the apprentices amateurs in an Australian accent
    [*]install the MI games on every new computer you acquire before anything else (except maybe the OS and ScummVM)
    [*]try to coerce your family and friends to take part in International Talk Like A Pirate Day
    [*]expect every large African American woman to be able to put you on the right path
    [*]think Eddie Van Halen should try the banjo
    [*]wonder if ppl with the surname Marley have Caribbean ancestors in their bloodline
    [*]expect Grog to be served at every bar but will substitute JD & Coke or weak beer & dark rum (Malibu with water & nutmeg also suffice)
    [*]see LeChuck in the LucasArts logo
    [*]ask local journalists if they'll take you to Deep Gut
    [*]look into a swamp and wonder where Pegnose Pete is
    [*]say "prepare to be boarded!" when starting out making love
    [*]call all girls wenches
    [*]tell ppl you'll put a curse on them if they don't leave you alone
    [*]wonder if a ship is worth plundering when you see it coming into port
    [*]challenge chimps and gorillas at the zoo to Monkey Kombat
    [*]hide from police in case they find out your occupation
    [*]expect to be tarred & feathered when pulled over for speeding
    [*]say "you crack me up, little buddy!" to your pet white rabbit. Oh, wait...
    [/LIST]

  • When you order a grog and wonder why it's not green and melting through your glass.

  • - when you sell fine leather jackets.

  • When you ask "Murray?" to each and every bone you encounter.

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