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Do post something on this thread or I'll come round your house and stamp on your toys

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Hi, In this thread you write down an ordinary event, and the person who posts next describes how it will lead to your painful death

I.E

Sponge: I will go shopping tomorrow

Carrot: Unfortunately someone will push a shelf down onto you and strangle you with a paper bag, then an elephant will randomly fall from the sky and spontaneously combust on your head.

I will read a book
etc.

I'll start

I am going to do a spot of gardening

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  • @Icedhope said: You sit down to read and awesome book and when you turn the page, you get a paper cut and start to bleed out, and as you start to loose consciousness, and slip away, you see that Stephanie Meyer has written a new twilight book.

    Considering I'd rather die than read one of her books, sounds like a fair death :p (Just kidding! Just kidding!)

    @Icedhope said: Icedhope forgot to breath. He dies.

    I am solving a peaceful and friendly crossword puzzle.

    There is a very difficult word that you can't figure out. You try to look it up in a dictionary, call a friend for help and even search through the entire internet without finding the answer. You become so frustrated you bang your head against the wall so hard that the chandelier falls from the ceiling and crushes you. Turns out the crossword had a typo.

    I am playing with my cousin's cute, little, baby daughter.

  • @Lena_P said: Considering I'd rather die than read one of her books, sounds like a fair death :p (Just kidding! Just kidding!)

    I would rather die a million times than read twilight. I would rather die a million times than just touch one!

    You accidentally kill her somehow, and your cousin comes to kill you.

    I will put on my slippers.

  • As you're walking along the waxed, marble floors of your palatial estate, your slippers slip out from underneath you and your brains spill across the Carrara.

    I am eating a Mont Blanc with my tea.

  • The tea had a shark in it and it devourord your face.
    I'm going to watch Spongebob.

  • The slow frying of your brain causes it to implode.

    I'm going to go fend off a zombie horde. (What? That's an everyday thing? Isn't it?)

  • @Tpravetz said: The slow frying of your brain causes it to implode.

    I'm going to go fend off a zombie horde. (What? That's an everyday thing? Isn't it?)

    You come out perfectly unharmed.

    I am going to sit.

  • @Gman5852 said: You come out perfectly unharmed.

    I am going to sit.

    Somebody pulls your chair out from under you, causing you to fall hard on your back. The vibrations from the fall shake the ground so the chandelier above you falls, slicing you open. As the blood flows from your wound, the lamp oil from the light mixes with your blood and ignites. And you have a heart attack.


    I'm going to skip my turn.

  • It's physicaly impossible to do that. but you said that you would. but it's Physicaly impossible. but you said you would! but it's physicaly impossible! You get so confused, that your head explodes. Man, Major headache!!!

    i will watch pokemon. (like i do 25/8...)

  • @strobro said: It's physicaly impossible to do that. but you said that you would. but it's Physicaly impossible. but you said you would! but it's physicaly impossible! You get so confused, that your head explodes. Man, Major headache!!!

    i will watch pokemon. (like i do 25/8...)

    Dilaga Palkia and Arceus all combine forces and jumpout of the tv and use Spacial Rend, Roar of Time, and Judgement all on you. You of course die instantly.

    I will kill myself before anyone gets to me.

  • TOO LATE!!! that blast of the legendary dragons and their creator's attack hit you too!

    i will enter the stargate.

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