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Insult battles!!! [Rhyming]

posted by Geypi on - last edited - Viewed by 7.4K users

So yeah this crazy idea came to my mind. Why don't we have our own insult battles here :D? Please make this sticky. I think it could be fun but we have to make our own rhymes. But don't insult the people too much and if anyone is easly offended... it's JUST a game. The rules are simple:
-it has to rhyme of course
-you can only reply to the latest post
-you musn't use word that don't ryhm with anything (orange, purple, ninth,...)
-you musn't create a new rhyme if the latest hasn't been countered yet.

So the next post starts the battle!! It's on bitches!! :D (not insulting anyone with that it just sounds cool :D)
EDIT: so yeah i wanted to give some more rules.
-IF you want you can after replying to one rhyme make another one
-and please quote the rhyme you're responding to.

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  • @Maxilyah said: You can't kick your way out of a paper bag, so just quit your sass.
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    The last person I fought was destroyed by my will.

    You must be mistaken cause he was already dead. To bad for you I'm not and it is you who I will kill.


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    There is only one word that comes to my mind when i see you: FAIL!

  • @Geypi said: You must be mistaken cause he was already dead. To bad for you I'm not and it is you who I will kill.

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    There is only one word that comes to my mind when i see you: FAIL!


    Then why is it that between your legs sticks your tail.

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    You're ugly, and fugly, and seemingly gross!

  • For you, "seemingly" doesn't even come close.
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    I can beat you with one hand tied behind me back.

  • @Maxilyah said: For you, "seemingly" doesn't even come close.
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    I can beat you with one hand tied behind me back.


    Talk like that to me again and I'll drown you in the river out back
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    Run home to Mama as you quiver with fear.

  • @spaghetti016 said: Talk like that to me again and I'll drown you in the river out back
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    Run home to Mama as you quiver with fear.

    Or I could push your dead body of the pier.


    Your so slow a snail beat you in a race.

  • @Gman5852 said: Or I could push your dead body of the pier.


    Your so slow a snail beat you in a race.

    Haha, but with this sword and body, I am ace!
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    I'll end this battle faster, than a pirate on rum.

  • You are a drunken pirate, sitting on your bum.
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    You'll never be able to match my wit.

  • Your wit ain't impress me, even a little bit.

    I will kill you, lay you down, and use your beard as a doormat.

  • I will slay you, peel you, and wear your skin as a hat

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    You’re so sad, that even a grog xd parrot junkie has more peer approval!!

  • @GhostDemon said: I will slay you, peel you, and wear your skin as a hat

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    You’re so sad, that even a grog xd parrot junkie has more peer approval!!


    [[looks like fun c:]]

    Your brain surgery turned to a brain removal!

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    You can't beat me, I'm undefeated!

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