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Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Generator

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EDIT: If this belongs in Forum Games, could someone please move it there? Kthx.

Found this while surfing the web.

http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/

Post your horrible fanfic ideas here, with or without commentary.

Here are a few of mine:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy 7 and Major League Baseball. The story should use a character dying two days before they were going to retire as a plot device!
This'd be a lot easier if I'd ever actually played Final Fantasy...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Finding Nemo and Phoenix Wright. The story should use teen angst as a plot device!
lulwut

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Metal Gear Solid and Around the World in 80 Days. The story should use Arbor Day as a plot device!
...Nothing to say about this, moving along now...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Siegfried & Roy and WALL-E. The story should use body switching as a plot device!
How odd...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining I Love Lucy and Samurai Jack. The story should use alcoholism as a plot device!
I LOVE IT.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scientology and Metal Gear Solid. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!
*eye twitch*

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  • Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Snoop Dogg and Doom. The story should use rape as a plot device! Erm... alrighty.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Spiderman and Gilligan's Island. The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device! Someone write this story ASAP!

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining GI Joe and Nancy Drew. The story should use love triangles as a plot device! Sounds like a hit summer Romantic Comedy!

  • @Guy in a Box said: Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Finding Nemo and Phoenix Wright. The story should use teen angst as a plot device!


    That's easy. Nemo has reached his teens, or whatever the equivalent is for fish, and is all moody and depressed. This can tie into his experiences in Finding Nemo. Matters are made worse when Dory is accused of a crime she did not commit, though she can't remember one way or another. Nemo saw it, but he's not saying anything. It's time for Phoenix and Maya to don some SCUBA gear and clear up the mystery.

    I didn't say it would be good fanfiction.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Pokemon and Quantum Leap. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!
    A writer of erotic Pokemon fanfiction suffers the same accident as Sam Beckett, but with a twist-- She inhabits the bodies of fictional Pokemon trainers rather than real people. Can she justify her hobby now that she's confronted with living, breathing Pokemon?

    This is fun!

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining 1984 and Family Guy. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!
    Unable to figure out who to vote for on election day, Peter flips a coin, and this ensures that a big-brother style dictator wins by a single vote. Things come to a head when the Griffins' privacy is invaded to the extent that the bloackage in their toilet turns out to be a government agent spying on them. In the end, Peter loves Big Brother.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Rugrats and Invader Zim. The story should use love triangles as a plot device!
    Angelica is enamoured with Zim after he is a jerk to the babies at a playground. She describes this behaviour to the babies as a "crush", leading Tommy and Chuckie to both claim that they have a crush on Lil. Meanwhile, Angelica starts stalking Zim and getting dangerously close to finding out his secret, and worrying her parents sick.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dexter's Laboratory and Monty Python & the Holy Grail. The story should use the future as a plot device!
    In order to increase his nerd credentials, Dexter watches Monty Python and the Holy Grail 267,681 times. Slowly being driven insane by the ambiguous ending, he builds a time machine to take the characters to the present day, and they run wild, bringing surreal humour and random deaths to the place Dexter lives. He must find them and bring them back before they cause too much damage.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Bible and Lord of the Rings. The story should use body switching as a plot device!
    Aragon and Jospeh switch bodies one day. A simple intercontinuity body switching, or something more sinister? And why do Satan and Sauron play poker together on Wednesdays?

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Teletubbies and Big Brother. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!
    The Teletubbies have fallen into a rut as of late. Bored, Tipsy signs them up for Big Brother Season 291. Thanks in part to a severe lack of people willing to humiliate themselves on television who haven't already done so, and also thanks to the novelty value of having giant colourful toddler creatures on the show, they are quickly accepted. But back home, that creepy baby sun thing, without the moderating influence of the Teletubbies, is shining hotter and hotter. It's up to Noo-Noo to save Teletubbie-land, before it can become a scorched desert.

  • Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Bubble Bobble and The Office. The story should use suicide as a plot device! Dwight purposefully loses on the first level, due to a long-standing feud between dinosaurs and the Schrute family. Easy peasy.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Grand Theft Auto and Dexter. The story should use suicide as a plot device! Suicide again? Also, this already exists. It's called Manhunt.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining West Side Story and Soul Calibur. The story should use bondage as a plot device! Again, it already exists. It's called Voldo.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Iron Chef and The Bible. The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device! Isn't that exactly what happens in the Bible anyway?

  • Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining My Little Pony and Flavor Flav. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!

  • [quote=Generator]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Alf and Snoop Dogg. The story should use a party as a plot device![/quote]

    Well, this is just going to write itself (fighting over eating pussy will be my recurring joke).



    Also, thanks, I reposted this thread idea at my usual hangout.

  • Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sailor Moon and Titanic. The story should use hurricanes as a plot device!
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining America's Funniest Home Videos and Monsters Inc. The story should use murder as a plot device!

    i am almost tempted to say this would be one of the most...wrong stories ever. Murder and AFV? Yes.
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dexter's Laboratory and Naruto. The story should use competing in a Rock Band tournament as a plot device!

    I have no comment.
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Friday the 13th and Oregon Trail. The story should use a party as a plot device!
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Donkey Kong and Batman. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!

    Ancient prophecy indeed. O_O
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos. The story should use suicide as a plot device!

    Why is it when AFV is mentioned, it always involved death in humor? Ah well.
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chronicles of Narnia and Twilight Zone. The story should use drug abuse as a plot device!
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy X-2 and Half-Life. The story should use a parade as a plot device!
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Samurai Jack and James Bond. The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device!

    I can see it now...
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy X-2 and Elite Beat Agents. The story should use trying out for a sports team as a plot device!

    That would win. That would so win.
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining 1984 and Meerkat Manor. The story should use bondage as a plot device!

    ...Wat?
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Family Guy and Iron Chef. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!

    ...Has that happened yet?
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining My Little Pony and The Fairly Oddparents. The story should use as a plot device!

    Nope. No Plot device. Just Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy dancing around a burning fire.

  • Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Garfield and Twilight. The story should use time travel as a plot device!
    ...what?

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chowder and Pokemon. The story should use a plane crash as a plot device!
    ...And Chowder crashed a plane on Ash and the world was saved. The end.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Metroid and Spiderman. The story should use a long lost sibling as a plot device!
    SOMEONE MAKE THIS NOW.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chronicles of Narnia and Mystery Science Theater 3000. The story should use anorexia as a plot device!
    Hmmm...

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Code Lyoko and Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers. The story should use the first day of high school as a plot device!
    Erm...okay?

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Kill Bill and Twilight. The story should use moving to a new place as a plot device!
    Edward Cullen moves to some new place, where he is immediately killed in a horrendous and gruesome fashion by Uma Thurman. The end.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Captain America and Emeril Legasse. The story should use Arbor Day as a plot device!
    I'll say it again...lulwut?

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Snoop Dogg. The story should use hypnotism as a plot device!
    WHEN THE CHICK'S IN THE CRIB, STAB IT TILL IT DIES, STAB IT TILL IT DIES, STAB IT TILL IT DIES...

  • [QUOTE=Guy in a Box;229719]
    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Kill Bill and Twilight. The story should use moving to a new place as a plot device!
    Edward Cullen moves to some new place, where he is immediately killed in a horrendous and gruesome fashion by Uma Thurman. The end.

    Hooray!

  • Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Shin Chan and Nancy Drew. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!

    For her latest investigation Nancy Drew goes undercover as a babysitter. Boy did she pick the wrong house.
    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining X-Files and CSI. The story should use an orgy as a plot device!An orgy involving aliens and their human minions goes awry, and the CSIs get to the scene before the FBI does. No alien bodies around, but will that keep them from the truth? While the CSIs wonder what it all means and who they can trust, Mulder and Scully face their own dilemma: should they plant fake evidence, and would that even work at this point?
    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Digimon and Ally McBeal. The story should use moving to a new place as a plot device!The Digimon crew move to the US where they soon get in trouble with the law. Meanwhile Ally tries out some newly hyped virtual reality tech and gets so caught up in the digital world her real life suffers. To get each other out of their respective messes they have to teach each other the value of sticking with what works for them.
    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Titanic and Dragonball Z. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!After Chi-Chi insists he get a real job, Goku becomes a janitor at the Titanic. After much mundane hilarity, he spends one of his work breaks flying around. Then he sees that it's heading straight for an iceberg and nobody else is even noticing!

  • Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Evil Dead and Atlas Shrugged. The story should use martial arts as a plot device!

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining James Bond and The O'Reilly Factor. The story should use hurricanes as a plot device!

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Transformers and Family Guy. The story should use mystical creatures as a plot device!

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Bible and Friends. The story should use car accidents as a plot device!

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dukes of Hazzard and Max Payne. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Robin Hood and Star Trek. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!

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