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Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Generator

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EDIT: If this belongs in Forum Games, could someone please move it there? Kthx.

Found this while surfing the web.

http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/

Post your horrible fanfic ideas here, with or without commentary.

Here are a few of mine:

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy 7 and Major League Baseball. The story should use a character dying two days before they were going to retire as a plot device!
This'd be a lot easier if I'd ever actually played Final Fantasy...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Finding Nemo and Phoenix Wright. The story should use teen angst as a plot device!
lulwut

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Metal Gear Solid and Around the World in 80 Days. The story should use Arbor Day as a plot device!
...Nothing to say about this, moving along now...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Siegfried & Roy and WALL-E. The story should use body switching as a plot device!
How odd...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining I Love Lucy and Samurai Jack. The story should use alcoholism as a plot device!
I LOVE IT.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scientology and Metal Gear Solid. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!
*eye twitch*

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  • Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dexter's Laboratory and South Park. The story should use Halloween as a plot device!
    Dexter has created a hi-tech robot monster costume for trick-or-treating (as you do) but the thing malfunctions and ends up killing Kenny. Then Kenny comes back to haunt everyone, who by now are hyperactive thanks to all the sugar in the candy they've been eating and they end up destroying the world! Cheerful, huh?

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Muppet Show and Hellsing. The story should use a vacation as a plot device!
    ... epic. I have no further comments on this one.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Grease and Survivor. The story should use evil clones as a plot device!
    Go greased clonin', you're burning down the island by the mile
    (Greased clonin', go greased clonin')
    Go greased clonin', you'll get eaten by a crocodile
    (Greased clonin', go greased clonin')
    Your clone's surpreme, it makes you scream, it's greased clonin'!

    After a few cheesy song and dance numbers, the evil clones will get voted off, but trick everyone into thinking they've left when really they're still there and it was the good guy who really left... and so on.

  • Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Evil Dead and Big Brother. The story should use anorexia as a plot device! - In a desperate attempt to escape from the forces of darkness, Ash Williams decides to not only isolate himself from the evil creatures, but ensure his protection by being in the public eye, by putting himself forward for the latest series of Big Brother. Safely inside the BB house, he now has to cope with an all new set of horrors, the least of which is a woman who can't stop throwing up...

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Futurama and the Monkees. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device! - Having managed to escape the apocalypse by sealing themselves into a cryogenic capsule, the Monkees awaken in the year 3005, where their wide-eyed innocence and strangely irritating but catchy singing style causes havoc. Will they bring about an all-new apocalypse when their tunes irritates Lur so much he declares war on Earth?

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Magnum PI. The story should use mystical creatures as a plot device! - ...the MST3K crew start making fun of Magnum PI. And refer to Higgins as a Kraken, and other such mythical creatures. Actually, I wouldn't mind watching that!

  • Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The O'Reilly Factor and Walker, Texas Ranger. The story should use mystical creatures as a plot device!
    Yes.

  • Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Homestar Runner and Space Ghost. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Invader Zim and Batman. The story should use time travel as a plot device!

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining They Might Be Giants and Code Lyoko. The story should use tornadoes as a plot device! TMBG play a killer rawk solo, making a tornado that kills code lyoko.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cats and Ninja Turtles. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Calvin & Hobbes and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device! that toilet is common isent it?

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Incredible Hulk and Cats. The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!

  • Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Diary of Anne Frank and Nancy Drew. The story should use Columbus Day as a plot device!


    ....Oh. My. God.

  • Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Homestar Runner and Starsky and Hutch. The story should use a seemingly routine day as a plot device!

    That just -sounds- Awesome.
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Gargoyles and Star Trek. The story should use winning the lottery as a plot device!
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the National Football League and America's Funniest Home Videos. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!

    ...WAT?
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Animaniacs and Robin Hood. The story should use a blizzard as a plot device!
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Super Mario Bros. and Days of our Lives. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!

    *nods head in agreement*
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Friday the 13th and Harvey Birdman. The story should use a character dying two days before they were going to retire as a plot device!

    ...I think it just wrote itself. O-o
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining South Park and Calvin & Hobbes. The story should use a blizzard as a plot device!
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    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Matrix and Avatar: The Last Airbender. The story should use living on a farm as a plot device!

    ...WAT?
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    This one totally reminded me of my friend...cause he likes Transformers.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Transformers and Titanic. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!

    YESSSS.
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    *chokes*

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Doom and Half-Life. The story should use body switching as a plot device!

  • Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Metal Gear Solid and Frankenstein. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!

    The Frankenstein Monster is having a New Year's party with all of his zombie friends and relatives. So far he has had a great life; he had a wife, seven kids, and a pet alien.

    All of a sudden, a giant ship comes out of the blue, snatches up Frank, and takes him to a testing facility.

    The scientists there are from a newly risen terrorist gang, and have stolen technology and gadgets from the United States Robotics Corporation, and use them to harness Frank's energy to build some new form of Metal Gear. It's up to Frankenstein's family (and liquid snake as a plot ramp later on) to save him and stop the release of this delta Metal Gear unto the world.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scooby Doo and Jesse Jackson. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!

    Jesse Jackson suddenly gets a promotion, along with an offer to host his very own talk show. Meanwhile, the now completely liberal government tries to ruin his show because he is telling dangerously detailed things about how liberal the government now is.

    Pushed to rage, Jesse assaults one of the government's representatives to death, and the ghost haunts him. After trying all of the paranormal investigators and exorcists, nothing seems to work. At last, he comes upon the Mystery Gang.

    Now it is up to them to investigate what is going on, for the sake of politics!

  • Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Romeo & Juliet and Seinfeld. The story should use a plague as a plot device!

    Jerry: "What's the deaaaal with the Capulets? They keep dying of the plague! Who ARE these people?"

    Kramer: "Well, Jerry, looks like we've got to develop a vaccine... Giddyup."

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Monty Python & the Holy Grail and Duke Nukem. The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device!

    It's time to wear pants and seek holy grails... and I can't find my pants.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining 1984 and America's Funniest Home Videos. The story should use brainwashing as a plot device!

    I've got nothin'. This was just too perfect not to share.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Max Payne and Batman. The story should use shopping for a Wii as a plot device!

    As I wandered the unfeeling streets of New York, I came across a video game store that could only be a front for a crime syndicate. I walked into it's gaping maw, the noise from the kiosks pounding into my brain like a bullet. A voice beckoned to me from afar.

    "It's-a me, Mario!".

    I stumbled toward the call, drunk with excitement and trepidation. For the first time in my shell of an existence, I discovered some semblance of joy lingering inside of me. It was Super Mario Galaxy playing on the Wii kiosk. I couldn't hold back. I picked up the Wiimote, feeling it's warm embrace, and proceeded to play.

    Also, Batman was there. Batman is awesome.

  • @Darth Marsden said:

    [B]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Futurama and the Monkees. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!
    - Having managed to escape the apocalypse by sealing themselves into a cryogenic capsule, the Monkees awaken in the year 3005, where their wide-eyed innocence and strangely irritating but catchy singing style causes havoc. Will they bring about an all-new apocalypse when their tunes irritates Lur so much he declares war on Earth?

    Telltale, make it happen. Or you could just use THIS ONE.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Futurama and Brady Bunch. The story should use evil clones as a plot device!

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Metalocalypse and Rocky Horror Picture Show. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!


    FFFFF.

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Jesse Jackson and Goof Troop. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device!

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining M*A*S*H and Serial Experiments Lain. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Something Awful and Fight Club. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Matlock and Quake. The story should use winning the lottery as a plot device!

  • Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Legend of Zelda and DuckTales. The story should use living on a farm as a plot device!

    Remind me to go back on this one.
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    To avoid double posting, I've deleted the original post, by the way.

    The girl and the three ducks

    Once upon a time, on a farm in the land of Hyrule, lived a girl, the daughter of a farmer, named Malon. She wasn't a particularly sweet girl though. Every day, she went around chasing chicken, hitting them with hard sticks. The Godesses naturally were not pleased with that.

    One day, Malon hit one chicken so bad it started to cry. This angered the Goddesses so much that they devised a plan. One night Din, the Goddess of Power, appeared as a duck with a red tunic and a red cap in front of Malon while she was asleep. When Malon woke up, she could only see her shadow.

    "Malon, my name is Huey. I've been sent by the Goddesses to warn you. If you hurt one more chicken again a dark fate will befall you."

    Malon however was not intimidated. She lit a candle, and there she saw the Goddess.

    "You're a duck," Malon said before hitting Din with a stick.

    The Goddess of Wisdom, Nayru, had actually anticipated this however, and also came down, this time as a duck with a blue tunic and blue cap. When Malon woke up again, she said:

    "Malon, my name is Dewey. I've come on behalf of the Goddesses to ask you this. Please tell me, how would you feel like if you were being hit by a stick?"

    Malon however was not dumb. She lit a candle, and there she saw the Goddess.

    "You're a duck," Malon said before hitting Nayru with a stick.

    However, unknown to Malon, Nayru also had anticipated this, because the Goddess of Courage, Farore, already was there, standing there right behind Malon. She then finally appeared to Malon as a duck with a green tunic and a green cap.

    "Malon, my name is Louie. I've been summoned by the Goddesses to tell you this. If you get up to hit me with a stick, you will be sorry for the rest of your life."

    Malon however was not afraid. She lit a candle, and there she saw the Goddess.

    "You're a duck," Malon said before hitting Farore with a stick, but the moment the stick hit Farore, Malon felt something changing. First, the stick fell from her hands, and when she looked, all she saw were feathers. Her arms turned into wings! When she walked up to a mirror, she then saw what she had become: a chicken.

    Satisfied, the Goddesses left. However, after a while they saw Malon, crying in shame, feeling regrets. The Goddesses decided to have mercy with her, and turned her back into a human being once more.

    From that day on the Goddesses put a curse on all the chicken in the world, so that every time a chicken gets hurt just for pleasure, that person would be haunted by a flock of chicken.

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