Tell me who (character, not voice) speaks these lines, who to (if applicable), about what and in which chapter in which game (or cutscene). Bonus points for those who correct me in my quotes (I'm bound to recall a few wrong, lol). You can also post random lines yourself to see if anyone can guess.
Fairly easy (guessable, even if last time you played the game was 5 years ago)
1) Hey, cool! It points North! Science is fun when you know the secret.
2) You're pretty good, boy! But let's see you follow this...
3) My plans for the governor are far too important.
4) Mr Brush? Is that you?
5) Curse the villains! They never give you enough slaw with these value meals...
6) Wow, it works both ways! That's some chicken!
7) Hey! He stole the duck!
8) Boy, am I glad to be out of that thing!
9) Well, that was certainly easier than getting TO Monkey Island.
10) I thought if I died, I'd be buried with your aunt.
Medium (not guessable; you need to know every game pretty well)
11) This is creepy feelin'...
12) We often forget those who help us most.
13) Whaddya say, men? Shall we make him walk the plank?
14) That sure was a close one. Thank goodness I'm safe...now...
16) I've got something that simply reeks. Take it or leave it.
17) I'm one gifted with a second sight.
18) I've found them! I've found them! That's right!
19) Sorry, the blender's not big enough! Hahahaha!
Hard (you need to know every game inside out because these can so easily get confused with something someone else says and they're obscure)
22) An excellent choice! That'll be 20 pieces of eight.
23) On second thought, I don't think I'm going in there for any reason.
24) I'll be back!
25) Sure, sure...
26) I think I know just how he felt.
27) Not even close!
28) How much do I need?
29) Yup. Who knew?
30) Well, nice place you have here. See ya.
HINT: I haven't used any from TMI.