User Avatar Image

Monkey Island Caption Contest #7: A Rubber Chicken with a Caption in the Middle

posted by apenpaap on - last edited - Viewed by 798 users

Welcome to the 7th Monkey Island caption contest. Here are last week's winners:
@Thriftweed Fancy Pants said: captions6a.jpg
Governor: Guard!!
Guard: Yes sir?
Governor: What...what is that?
Guard: It appears to be your foot sir.
Governor: My what?!
Guard: Your foot sir.
Governor: Interesting. And what does a foot do?
Guard: It's used for walking sir.
Governor: Walking you say?
Guard: Yes sir.
Governor: I see...
*pauses*
Governor: Can I eat it?
Guard: I'm afraid not sir.

@Thriftweed Fancy Pants said: This week in Secrets in the World of Monkey Island! The Secret Underneath Governor Phatt's Blankets!

captions6a.jpg
Guybrush: Oh no!
Phatt: Are you terrified? Are you gonna break into tears knowing that the Dread Pirate LeChuck is back?
Guybrush: No. I'm terrified of how fat your gut is.
Phatt: Oh, that's not my stomach.
captions6b.png
Guybrush: And then he pulled away the blankets!

What could it be! A llama? An orthodontist!? Stay tuned to find out.

The winners get:
monkeyfacepalm.gif
An avatar of a facepalming monkey!

The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x2
hplikelike x2
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x1
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Jen Kollic x1
Secret Fawful x1

PM me if you have a good picture for the next contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

25 Comments - Linear Discussion: Classic Style
  • @apenpaap said: captions7a.png


    I SAID WE'RE NOT GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!

    captions7b.png

    Beware of Copyright Infringement for I am not quite Dracula but more of a combination of several B-Movie Horror Characters, WoooooooH

  • captions7a.png

    Guybrush: Um Mr Winslow?

    Winslow: Quiet captain Threepwood, I need to get that map back, because SOMEONE couldn't hold on to it tight enough when there was a gust of wind.

    Guybrush: I'm sorry but it is just a map.

    Winslow: JUST A MAP?!! HOW DARE YOU TALK THAT WAY ABOUT MY MAP!!

  • @apenpaap said: captions7a.png

    Guybrush: Are we there yet?

    captions7b.png

    Rule 34; No exceptions Hey! That looks a lot like the thing on my self! Scary!

  • captions7a.png

    Winslow: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious s**t!

  • @apenpaap said:
    captions7b.png


    Escape from Monkey Island is looming...

  • captions7a.png
    Winslow: We'll see who looks smug when I knock YOU back off the boat!

    captions7b.png
    Mighty Pirating may not be for everyone, Symptoms of wussy pirating may include being scared of your own mighty shadow

  • captionsstanwithtext.png

    Connecting his TV to the beamer had been a great idea, except the commercials always scared him half to death.

  • Woot! I won one! :D

    Caption Number One.
    captions7b.png
    Shadow: Ask Me About A Vampyre Story!
    Cryptkeeper: I played it! It was beautifully drawn but unresolved!
    Shadow: Then ask me about Tales of Monkey Island!
    Cryptkeeper: I didn't like the 3D graphics and the removal of the point and click interface!
    Shadow: THEN ASK ME ABOUT SAM AND MAX: SEASON THREE!!!
    Cryptkeeper: I never played the games or saw the Animated Series!
    Shadow: THEN DIE!!!!

    Caption Number Two. (This is in no way meant as racism nor meant to mock black people. If it offends anybody I'll remove it.)
    Secrets in the World of Monkey Island - The Secret of The Phatt Island Naval Officials
    captions7a.png
    Guybrush: Okay I have Good News and I have Bad News.
    Winslow: What's the good news?
    Guybrush: The naval officer isn't taking our booty. He just pulled us over for speeding.
    Winslow: We should do our best not to upset him. The bad news?
    Guybrush: It's because you're black.
    Winslow: Fire all cannons.

  • captions7a.png

    Guybrush: Uh, Winslow... I know this ship is constructed from the garbage the people on the island have collected, but...
    Winslow: Yes, sir! It wasn't an easy task.
    Guybrush: And I see there is a bowling pin and a bottle on the wheel...
    Winslow: Yes, sir! Well tied up!
    Guybrush: So... Were you guys that desperate to find a stick rather than tying that pink... unmentionable to the bottom of the wheel?
    Winslow: I... am trying not to look at it, sir!

Add Comment