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posted by Maxwawer on - last edited - Viewed by 448 users

I need a short story joke for my english class. It doesn't have to be original I just need to tell it to everybody. Unfortunately I don't tell jokes so I am dry on ideas. If anybody can think of anything please help me.

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  • So BEEEP and BEEP were BEEP BEEP BEEP!

    :D

    That scene in episode 4 reminds me of some of the things the soda poppers said in episode 2.

  • Allright. So, two men walk into a bar. Youd have thought one of them would have seen it.

  • If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
    him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute
    thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

    One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going
    to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
    burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried
    and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good
    joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting
    pretty late.

    Because Jack Handy makes me laugh for some reason
    & because kids annoy me - they spend all day every day running around, shouting and demanding things - & still I'm not allowed to punch them :mad:

  • @Mel said: You could use this. :D

    That is classic :D

    Does it have to be just any short joke, or should it have a theme?

  • @IronCladChicken said: I was going
    to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
    burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried
    and cried,

    You, sir, are a GENIUS! :P

  • @Jake said: This reminds me of a droll story...

    I get it now!

  • @badboy said: there was a cuba and a american and a china preson there in a curis and the american found a lamp and said im going to share it with my friends so the amrican said i wish i had my own privet jet the chiness said i wish i had my own privet island and the cuban said awawa im all alone I WISH MY FRIENDS WHERE BACK HERE!!!!!

    I don't get it. What does this joke mean?

  • That joke would be funnier if it were readable... Here's a similar joke:

    One day three young ladies who had been shipwrecked on a desert island were walking along the beach and discovered a magic lamp. They rubbed and rubbed, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
    The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
    The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
    POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
    Then, the redhead says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
    POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
    The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
    The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
    The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

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