List 'em guise!! My particular vices are
The Cleveland Show: I really should know better
Microwaveable Donor Kebabs: Eating one of these bad boys presents as much of a social stigma as wearing a bell around your neck. Half a days calories ingested in 3 minutes flat. Yummers!
Chris De Burgh: I may as well be a middle-aged woman drunk on gin crying away with mascarra running down my face
No doubt i'll think of many many more. But what are your particular shameful loves?