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Sam and Max haikus

posted by yoshimickster on - last edited - Viewed by 308 users

So about two months ago I bought S&M season three right quick.
My mac had everything in order to play it....except processor.
So I went Sam and Maxless for two whole months. It was not the best time.
Luckily for me, my mom gave me her old computer!GOOD FOR ME!
Does this count as haiku if it is like this? None of your damn business.

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  • Stop correcting him
    You're starting to annoy me
    Go back on topic

  • Sam & Max is great!
    Great great great great great great great!
    Did I mention great?

  • I apologize,
    I am no master of the
    Haiku, Sir Butler

    I will make mistakes
    I don't write poetry much,
    Quite rarely haikus

    In fact, I never
    Write poetry, I don't know
    The intricacies

    Edit:

    @The Highway said: Sam & Max is great!
    Great great great great great great great!
    Did I mention great?

    The Highway, my friend
    Where on earth are your commas
    You disappoint me

  • Beautiful art form
    of great meaning reduced to
    cheesy gamer jokes.

    Max's brain stolen.
    Rain falling like angry tears.
    Mourning in Vengeance.

  • Now Season Two! Fwiw I think yours are better, Shwoo.

    Sorry Mr Claus,
    we really like you and all,
    but see you in Hell.

    Day saved again.
    Mr Spatula beaten.
    All hail high priest Max.

    Oh so ironic,
    the way that vampire died.
    Now where is Bosco?

    It's T.H.E.M.!
    The masters of birthday songs.
    Time travel is fun.

    Getting into Hell,
    ,dragging people out again...
    the fun never stops.

  • Hugh Bliss I miss you
    Your episodes were the best
    Gastrokenesis...

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