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Ideas for dialouge

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Post your ideas for potential dialouge in the game.

Heavy loses to tycho
(Heavy points his finger like a gun at Tycho)
tycho: Oh please threatening me with your invisible gun is not -
Heavy: POW!
(Tycho's head explodes)
Strong Bad: I may be a bit in over my head with this...
Max: Do it again! Do it again!

Edit: A competition to decide on the best suggested dialouge is now in progress. Here's the rules

1. You can nominate up to two snippets.
2. You cannot nominate yourself.
3. the top 5-10 willl be put into a poll and the a winner will be decided by puplic vote.
4. Their is no tangible reward for this contest. It's just a bit of fun. But maybe if Telltale takes notice...

P.S. You can nominate my enteries. Just saying ;)

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  • Max:he he he
    Strong bad:wait that isnt our normal deck of cards.
    Heavy:SPY mind reading cards
    Max:yeah and your point is.

  • @Gman5852 said: Max: *laughing*
    Strong Bad: Wait a second, that's not our NORMAL deck of cards!
    Heavy: Leetle bunny eez spy! Mind reading cards are cheats!
    Max: Yeah, and your point is?

    Fixed it up for you.

  • Heavy:man sandvich makes me thirsty
    Strong Bad: here man try this
    *takes out banang*
    Max:*Shoots banang out of strong bad's hand*
    Tycho:Why would do that?
    Max:That's none of your damn buisness.

  • @Gman5852 said: Heavy: Man, sandvich make me thirsty!
    Strong Bad: Here man, try this.
    *takes out banang*
    Max: *Shoots banang out of strong bad's hand*
    Tycho: Why would you do that, asshole?
    Max: Like the location of my gun, that's none of your damn buisness.

    Sorry, I'm a bit of a grammar nazi.

    Also, Heavy's improper grammar is intentional.

  • Tycho: Damnit! I'm out of chips. Guess i'll have to bet this. (Takes out FF2000)
    Strong Bad: What the crap?
    Max: What the hell is that?
    Tycho: My Fruit F***er 2000.
    Heavy: Keep it away from dealer!
    (FF2000 leaps over off screen and attacks Dealer)
    Dealer: AAAAAARGH! Get it off! It's killing me! NOOOOOOOO!
    Tycho: I always suspected he was a giant fruit.

  • Heavy: Why plastic discs called chips? Is not edible, are they?
    Strong Bad: They're good, if you like breaking your diaphragm on hockey pucks.
    Max: Or communion wafers. Or bottlecaps. Or lug nuts.

  • Max: Okay, this is getting boring. Where are the refreshments? I need a bag of chips!
    Strong Bad: I want my pork rinds!
    Tycho: I was promised there would be DONUTS!
    Heavy: I require SANDVICHES!

  • Max: Hey, the luchador is cheating!
    Heavy: Cheating? YOU FILTHY CHEATER!

    [Strong Bad] has died. Respawn in 5 . . .

  • @guybrush20X6 said: Post your ideas for potential dialouge in the game.

    Heavy loses to tycho
    (Heavy points his finger like a gun at Tycho)
    tycho: Oh please threatening me with your invisible gun is not -
    Heavy: POW!
    (Tycho's head explodes)

    Strong Bad: Aw, crap! Now I wish I had the fingers to do THAT!

    AND

    Heavy: Hahah! Tiny bunny miss straight! 1, 2, 3, 4, and 4! Haha!
    Max: *shoots second 4 card once* And now, 5 dots. 1,2,3,4,5. Straight.
    Heavy: EES NOT POSSIBLE! *flips over table*

  • Strong Bad: This is way better than the card games where I come from
    (Flashback to Strong Bad asleep at the table while Strong Sad, Homestar and Homsar play some sort of Magic: The Gathering game)
    Strong Sad: Homestar, your move.
    Homestar: I choose: Baltimow Avenue!
    Strong Sad: Umm... Homestar I think you've got the game mixed up with Monopoly again.
    Homestar: Soooo... Do I get 200 dollews for passing go?
    Strong Sad: Why don't you draw a new card from the deck?
    (Homestar picks up an obviously hand writen card that sayss "go and bug Marzipan for a while")
    Homestar: Wight away!
    (Leaves)

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