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Ideas for dialouge

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Post your ideas for potential dialouge in the game.

Heavy loses to tycho
(Heavy points his finger like a gun at Tycho)
tycho: Oh please threatening me with your invisible gun is not -
Heavy: POW!
(Tycho's head explodes)
Strong Bad: I may be a bit in over my head with this...
Max: Do it again! Do it again!

Edit: A competition to decide on the best suggested dialouge is now in progress. Here's the rules

1. You can nominate up to two snippets.
2. You cannot nominate yourself.
3. the top 5-10 willl be put into a poll and the a winner will be decided by puplic vote.
4. Their is no tangible reward for this contest. It's just a bit of fun. But maybe if Telltale takes notice...

P.S. You can nominate my enteries. Just saying ;)

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  • "I'm Max, mighty....oh wait..."

  • Max: I got my $10,000 from the US treasury. Where did you get yours?
    Heavy: Job pays very good. After all it costs $400,000 dollars to fire my weapon-
    Tycho: For twelve seconds. We heard you the first time. I got my money for taking part in a rather disturbing averisment campain.
    (Tycho holds up a poster with him hoding a glass of fruit juice which reads F---- F---er brand smothies: It's F---ing nutrisious)
    Max: Where did you get yours SB?
    Strong Bad: I, uh, recived it from all the hot celebrities that are totally waiting at mmy place right now.
    Tycho: In the same way that Gabe "totally" set up a unicorn farm?
    Strong Bad: Shut up! (to himself) and I thought Stong Sad was bad enough.
    Caption: Meanwhile...
    (Gabe in a field with dozens of unicorns)
    Gabe: This rocks.

  • Regular Shtick:
    Max: Asks people for law ideas.
    Strong Bad: Asks people what their favorite videogame is.
    Tycho: Asks people how they like their job.
    Heavy: Asks obvious questions that never get answered.

  • Max: So where do you keep that huge gun anyway?
    Heavy: Is not your damn business, puny bunny man.
    Max: Oh, I feel you, brother.

    Or something, I'm not gonna try and get their personalities right. But I'm actually more curious to where Heavy stores his gun than where Max has his.

  • @Sir Pantalones said:
    Or something, I'm not gonna try and get their personalities right. But I'm actually more curious to where Heavy stores his gun than where Max has his.


    Another question: How did they get them through security?

  • @StrongBrush1 said: Another question: How did they get them through security?

    i wouldn't think they would go high budget in security (like they probably have strong sad as guard). even if they have a good security i don't think it would do any good. in fact i think they don't have security anymore for insurance reasons.

  • Strong Bad: Alright Bunny M'n!! Prepare to enter: (Lays out 4 jacks) THE JACKSHANK REDEMPTION!!!!!!

    Max: Touche' Strong Bad. But a lagamorph always has (Lays out 4 aces) 4 ACES UP HIS SLEEVES!!!!!!!

    Strong Bad: 4 ACES?!?!?!!? WHAT THE CRAP?!?!!? Where'd you keep 4 aces?!?!

    Max: ...From my sleeves.

    Strong Bad: you're naked! Where do you keep your sleeves?

    Max: ..That...is none of your damn business Strong Bad.

  • Will actually posted an actual quote:
    @Jake said: All the voice has been recorded and it sounds good :) Hearing the Heavy and Strong Bad talk to each other is a weird and hilarious thing. "Tiny Heavy is disgrace to Heavy."

  • Max: Oooh look, a gorilla escaped again!
    Heavy: Bunny man best stop or I'll be using Sasha.

    ....Yes, I suck at witty banter

  • Tycho: So, Heavy. What do you do for a living?
    Heavy: I live at Gravelpit. I stand on giant mount outside Red Base and shoot at Blu team until chunks of baby men lie everywhere. What about you?
    Tycho: I sit around on my ass and play video games.
    Heavy: Yikes! You are dangerous!

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