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Ideas for dialouge

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Post your ideas for potential dialouge in the game.

Heavy loses to tycho
(Heavy points his finger like a gun at Tycho)
tycho: Oh please threatening me with your invisible gun is not -
Heavy: POW!
(Tycho's head explodes)
Strong Bad: I may be a bit in over my head with this...
Max: Do it again! Do it again!

Edit: A competition to decide on the best suggested dialouge is now in progress. Here's the rules

1. You can nominate up to two snippets.
2. You cannot nominate yourself.
3. the top 5-10 willl be put into a poll and the a winner will be decided by puplic vote.
4. Their is no tangible reward for this contest. It's just a bit of fun. But maybe if Telltale takes notice...

P.S. You can nominate my enteries. Just saying ;)

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  • (response to bluffing)
    Max: In my administration...bluffing is punishable by death.
    Strong Bad: Whoa. SOMEONE wants to get rid of all their chi-oh wait, I have to call, don't I? Uhhhhh....
    Heavy: If you are trying to outsmart me...you will pay.

    (showing a bad hand)
    Tycho: See, if we were playing Tenth Edition rules, this hand would have creamed you all.
    Heavy: Stupid, stupid, STUPID!! Bad cards!
    Strong Bad: Ahhhhh, take it.
    Max: Go ahead. Say something smart about it. I dare you.

  • Tycho: So, Max, I suppose you're contractually forbidden for eternity to talk about the cancelled Freelance Police game...
    Max: There's an entire chapter where I'm on fire! And yes.
    Tycho: ...Well played, you magnificent bastard.

    Tycho (low on cash and either bluffing or actually holding a good hand): Erg... I'd totally bet that sweet watch I once had... but Gabe has it right now and it only transfers ownership via murder. ...Could you please excuse me for a moment?
    Heavy: I AM TORN! IS CHEATING, BUT IS ALSO KILLING!
    Max: But if he's not bluffing, it's also winning.
    Heavy: LITTLE RABBIT IS GOOD AT SOLVING MORAL QUANDARY! STAY IN CHAIR, LITTLE SWEATER MAN!
    Tycho: Oh, real cool, Max.
    Max: Thank you.

  • Heavy:HEY BUNNYMAN IS CHEATING HE HAS CARDS HIDDIN
    Strong Bad:at least it isnt his mind reading cards
    Tycho:Where does he keep the extra cards?
    Max:Thats none of your damn buisness.

  • (Upon Losing):
    Heavy: I lose? Waaaaaah! Goodbye, Sasha...
    Strong Bad: WHAT?!? That was luck! Rotten crappy luck! Sorry, the Cheat.
    Max: You'll pay for this! Beating the president at poker ought to be illegal! Well, I better go tell Sam to get me that harpoon gun...
    Tycho: I LOST?!? DAMNIT! *sigh* Oh well. Take good care of Div. I better get back to Seattle. Gabe's not supposed to be alone.

  • Max: Hey heavy.

    Heavy: Wat leetle bunneh?

    Max: As president I promise to trade a huge ammount of "sandviches" in trade of that minigun.

    Heavy: GOOD IDEA!

    *I'll think up more soon.

  • @isco said: Max: Hey heavy.

    Heavy: Wat leetle bunneh?

    Max: As president I promise to trade a huge ammount of "sandviches" in trade of that minigun.

    Heavy: GOOD IDEA!

    As much as Heavy likes sandviches, I don't think he'd be entirely willing to give up Sasha.

  • (the tittle of sonic colors gameplay trailer Commentary appers)

    (the words pop-up)

    Jason Griffith/Roger Craig Smith
    as
    SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

    Dennis Bateman
    as
    SPY

    Matt Chapman
    as
    STRONGBAD
    and
    STRONGSAD

    Dalton reed
    as
    HIMSELF

    Gary Schwartz
    as
    THE HEAVY

    William Kasten
    as
    MAX

    Jerry Holkins
    as
    TYCHO


    (the injoy appers)

    Dalton: ok oh wait what did i got agian

    strongbad: you also got strongbad

    max: max

    heavy: heavy's weapon guy

    tycho: and tycho you kid

    Dalton: so hey did you heard of sonic colors?

    strongbad, heavy and max: NO!

    tycho: i heard of it

    strongbad: how did you know?

    tycho: i also check the website at sega.com and-

    Dalton: you also wacth sonic colors teaser trailer

    the heavy: *ahem*

    Dalton: oh yeah, on with the trailer

    (the trailer apperes and the rattings E logo)

    strongbad: WHATVRYWHAT

    Dalton: EVRYONE

    strongbad: whatever

    (sega logo apperes)

    max and tycho: SEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAH

    Dalton: well unlease is a-

    Heavy: PAUSE

    (pause)

    the heavy: who is Jean Paul Makhlouf?

    tycho: he's a singer from the CA$H CA$H

    max: whoa look he's naked

    dalton: yeah i get it sega made sonic naked beacuse...

    strongbad: beacuse what?

    dalton: he's furry so as max

    heavy: HA WHO'S A LITTLE FURRY MAN

    strongbad: WOA WOA PAUSE HERE PLEASE

    (pause)

    strongbad: WHAT THE CROP WAS THAT

    max: it looks like skun-ape's enemy's

    dalton: that whips

    tycho: What The Fu-- (beep) ck

    heavy: i could get one of those

    sonic: if you wanted to-

    strongbad, heavy, tycho, max and dalton: OMG

    sonic: what?

    dalton: SONIC I AM YOUR BIGGIST FAN

    max: so as mario

    sonic: you mean that old man yeah we went to oplympics in 2 years and last vancover 2010

    tycho: i never seen you there at real life

    sonic: but i in the game

    (heavy's point at sonic)

    heavy: you

    sonic: me?!

    heavy: yes yo, you are SPY

    (sonic turns into a blu spy)

    spy: YESS but a cou-

    (??? points at spy)

    ???: LAZER

    (??? kill him)

    spy: (scream) AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    dalton: is tha-

    real sonic: SONIC IS MY GAME, SPEED IS MY GAME

    max: yup thats him allrigth

    strongsad: ITS TRUE YOU KNOW, SO I TELL HIM TO SAY THAT-

    strongbad: QUITE YOU

    dalton: so we migth-

    evrybody: REACH FOR THE STARS TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGTH.............. (lower voice) TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGTH

    the trailer ends...

    ________________________________

    i hope you could got my back

  • @pepsiboy3 said: (Post too long to quote without making thread ugly)


    I have no words for.... that. Sonic, Jean Paul Makhlouf, or David Reed(whoever they are) will not be in Poker Night. The Spy, maybe in a cutscene or something, but don't count on it.

  • Max: (after player has waited one minute to press anything) Are they asleep out there? (to camera) HELLO? YOU'RE PLAYING A GAME! Remember?
    Strong Bad: (also to camera) Press a button or something, man, we're not getting any younger!
    Tycho. (also to Camera) I know where you live, dude. I will come to your house and F*** YOU UP.
    Heavy: (also to camera) PRESS BUTTON OR HEAVY WILL USE SASHA!

  • Strong Bad (in middle of game): Doodly doodly dooo checkin my e-mail....

    Max: Seriously?! We're in the middle of a game here!

    Heavy: Leetle man don't make me use sasha!

    Strong Bad: Fine! Jeez...

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