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Make up alternate endings for 305! (Spoilers, obviously)

posted by WayneBrady on - last edited - Viewed by 521 users

Personally, I would have loved to see an ending where the Real Max fell from the sky, and somehow managed to survive. It would have made more sense than the past Max ending, at least.

Sam: Holy (insert-extremely-sam-exclamation)! Max! You're alive!
Max: Yeah, looks like my body isn't affected by fall impact too much.
Sam: God bless your strange Lagomorph bone structure.

Now, how about you guys make up some endings and some dialogue along with 'em?

(yeah, I know my dialogue isn't too great. I'm not the best comedy writer.)

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  • [Max emerges from the sewer behind where Sam is standing.]
    Max: Sam!
    Sam: Max! You're still alive!
    Max: Yeah, you know how Satan owes us a favor for getting him his job back last seaso-I mean year?
    Sam: That he does, little buddy.
    Max: Well, he doesn't anymore.
    Sam: That's nice. I'll have to send him a thank-you card or something.
    Max: I'm pretty sure they don't send mail to hell, Sam.
    [Sam and Max are walking and debating about the US Postal system. Screen fades to black.]
    The End.

  • This is what I actualy thought was going to happen when the elevator appeared.

    Max:hiya sam
    Sam:Holy uh cant think of anything, max how are you alive?
    Max:the cloning machine had a delay, and when it was finally working, it exploded and sent me here.

    yes I actualy thought that was what would happen when it appeared.

  • @WayneBrady said: The saddest possible ending I could think of was one where Sam takes off his hat, puts it down, let's Sam Jr. go free, and jumps off the bridge.

    That's actually what I thought was going to happen at first. :(

  • (credits play normally until the end, Sam reaches the ledge, puts down his hat)

    (sound effect behind him. but it's not an elevator ding, it's the sound of a pay phone a few feet over ringing)

    (Max appears in a flash of light)

    Sam: By the Flying Buttresses of the Good Ship Lollipop Dropped in the Sand and Covered in Ants!! Max, your alive! (puts hat back on)

    Max: Oh hi Sam. Man, did I get put on hold when bouncing through satellites over the Eastern Hemisphere.

    Sam: But you're not an ungodly eldritch abomination anymore!

    Max: Boy am I going to miss being that! When I teleported to Skunkape's ship the Maimtrons got forcefully removed like a kid's braces when playing next to an electromagnetic crane. So I decided to come back. My freakishly un-cute body got thrown off during the busy line in Tokyo. Won't the Japanese be surprised in the morning.

    Sam: I'm sure they have insurance for that. But how do you even know the number for this pay phone?

    Max: Are you kidding, this is where I make all of my prank phone calls from Sam.

    (main theme begins, Sam & Max walk back into the city like the crime fighting ending)

    Sam: So how's that Superego working out for you?

    Max: I think I've got it satiated. I have the uncontrollable urge to go see the ballet.

    Sam: I thought you hated dance steps with French names.

    Max: Somewhat, but I'm mainly interested with what the ballerinas would do when I set their tutus on fire!

    Sam: You crack me up little buddy.

    (end)

  • *Time machine appears, out steps Past Sam*

    Sam: "Well this is awkward..."
    Sam: "Did your best friend also turn into a giant monster with psychic powers, forcing you to kill him?"
    Sam: "Yeah, pretty much."
    Sam: "You crack me up, identical buddy!"

    And then they walk into the city with the text "Sam & Sam" showing up on the screen.
    THE END

  • @Sir Pantalones said: *Time machine appears, out steps Past Sam*

    Sam: "Well this is awkward..."
    Sam: "Did your best friend also turn into a giant monster with psychic powers, forcing you to kill him?"
    Sam: "Yeah, pretty much."
    Sam: "You crack me up, identical buddy!"

    And then they walk into the city with the text "Sam & Sam" showing up on the screen.
    THE END

    Win.

    ---

    Knowing that Max will blow up, Sam also saves Superego from Max's body. Max blows up in the depth of space (although if what made Max regain his personality IS Max's Superego curing his tumor, this creates a plothole), and Sam finds Past Max in the elevator again. Max, later faces his Superego.

    Sam: So, we can't call you Max's Superego all the time. You have the vast freedom of choosing yourself a name, now that you're completely free from the restrictment of Max's personality and behavior.
    Max: But make sure your name forms some kind of a pun or throwback to being a part of personality or something. People dig that kind of stuff.
    Superego: No! I am now a completely different entity. I'm now responsible about my sanity, not yours. So it should be unique. Say, I was thinking of the name-
    Max: Ooh! Ooh... EDMUND REGO!
    Sam: Well...
    Superego: No.
    Sam: Why? I don't hate it...
    Max: 'sup, E. Rego!
    Sam: Oh... Well... At least you don't have to live with these hilariously painful jokes for the rest of your life.

  • *Sam looks at Statue of Liberty*
    Narrator: I HAVE YOU NOW!
    Narrator pulls out a time bomb. He clicks the detonate button.
    Sam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    The world then explodes as we see Sam's hat in OUUUUUUUUTER SPACE as more credits roll.

  • Here's mine:

    Same setup as regular ending
    *Sam stares at the Statue of Liberty with respect and then Time Elevator pops up*

    Sam: Holy... It's The past Max with his time elevator!
    Max X: Hi, Sam!
    Sam: But how?
    Max X: Eeh, funny story, turns out you got turned into a giant electromagnetic monster and we had to blow you up... It was horrible!

    *Suddenly Real Max (I'll call him this way for the sake of comparison) pops out of the water and then...)*

    Real Max: Phew, that was close Sam, my Superego got me back to my old self before the bomb explod...

    *Then Real Max Notices Max X and Says:*

    Real Max: What the hell is this??
    Max X: Move it, me! I was here first!
    Real Max: The hell I will, I was gonna surprise Sam!

    *Sam stares at both of them with a confused look while both Maxs argue*

    Sam: Uhhhhh... You crack me up, little... buddies...

    *Then a familiar To Be Concluded pops up as the confusion builds up and the screen turns to black :D*

  • @SlasherMan said: Here's mine:

    Same setup as regular ending
    *Sam stares at the Statue of Liberty with respect and then Time Elevator pops up*

    Sam: Holy... It's The past Max with his time elevator!
    Max X: Hi, Sam!
    Sam: But how?
    Max X: Eeh, funny story, turns out you got turned into a giant electromagnetic monster and we had to blow you up... It was horrible!

    *Suddenly Real Max (I'll call him this way for the sake of comparison) pops out of the water and then...)*

    Real Max: Phew, that was close Sam, my Superego got me back to my old self before the bomb explod...

    *Then Real Max Notices Max X and Says:*

    Real Max: What the hell is this??
    Max X: Move it, me! I was here first!
    Real Max: The hell I will, I was gonna surprise Sam!

    *Sam stares at both of them with a confused look while both Maxs argue*

    Sam: Uhhhhh... You crack me up, little... buddies...

    *Then a familiar To Be Concluded pops up as the confusion builds up and the screen turns to black :D*

    Sam & Max's?

  • @SlasherMan said: Here's mine:

    Same setup as regular ending
    *Sam stares at the Statue of Liberty with respect and then Time Elevator pops up*

    Sam: Holy... It's The past Max with his time elevator!
    Max X: Hi, Sam!
    Sam: But how?
    Max X: Eeh, funny story, turns out you got turned into a giant electromagnetic monster and we had to blow you up... It was horrible!

    *Suddenly Real Max (I'll call him this way for the sake of comparison) pops out of the water and then...)*

    Real Max: Phew, that was close Sam, my Superego got me back to my old self before the bomb explod...

    *Then Real Max Notices Max X and Says:*

    Real Max: What the hell is this??
    Max X: Move it, me! I was here first!
    Real Max: The hell I will, I was gonna surprise Sam!

    *Sam stares at both of them with a confused look while both Maxs argue*

    Sam: Uhhhhh... You crack me up, little... buddies...

    *Then a familiar To Be Concluded pops up as the confusion builds up and the screen turns to black :D*

    That would've been such a perfect ending and setup for season 4 XD

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