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Monkey Island Caption Contest #28: The Wolf takes over!

posted by Silverwolfpet on - last edited - Viewed by 1K users

Hello there fellow fans!
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(see what I did there? Eh? Ehhh? No? Nevermind)

From now on I shall organize this world-wide-known contest-thingy!
So, yeah... awesome. I'm awesome. Thank you.

And the winners are!! *drum roll*

@Hayden said:
bridgefq.pngGuybrush: "But the bridge looks fi-..."
Troll: "Just shutup and do what the sign says!"
Guybrush: "*Gulp*, yes mam."
Troll: "..."

@Hayden said:
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Winslow: Betcha can't hit that shark!

Guybrush: You're on!

Honorable mention:

@Hayden said: grahamguybrushgoatandtr.png
Graham: May I help you, my good man?
Troll: None shall PAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

CONGRATULATIONS! The winners get a brand...new... Cantlookaway!!

Here is the Cantlookaway!

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Fascinating... erm, so,

The Hall of Fame:

Hayden x8 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
Secret Fawful x4
puzzlebox x4
Friar x4
SilverWolfPet x4 (oh look, it's me! I'm awesome today!)
StarEye x3 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
hplikelike x3
Edward VanHelgen x3
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
Jen Kollic x2
prizna x2
FitzoliverJ x2
GuruGuru214 x2
Polychrome x1
skitty85 x1
TomPravetz x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
Dadel x1
Some Manner Of... x1
Monkeybutton x1
Sailorcuteness x1
MonkeyMania x1
tabstis x1

(I should organize this alphabetically for next time)

Ooookay, and now, the new picture thingies! Muahahaha!

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(didn't expect that, did you? :p)

Ready, get set, GO!

21 Comments - Linear Discussion: Classic Style
  • monkeyislandlechuck.jpg
    Safe clean drinking water my A..ARRRG!


    scrnl.jpg

    Hmm and you say you dreamed you where being chased by a pirate in a theme park.

  • monkeyislandlechuck.jpg

    I lost me bucket.

    scrnl.jpg

    Kauff: So what do we do now? We don't know where we are, we don't know how to get out of here, and we're STUCK! STUCK I TELL YA! AHAHAHA... OHH, LOOK AT US, WE'RE SOOOOO STUCK! *makes crazy faces STUCK STUCK STUCK... and that's all because of YOUR stupidity that we got here in the first place!

    Gustav: Calm down, my dear friend. Gustav knows what needs to be done. I've heard that you just need to use things on other things.

    Kauff: Oh great. *use* FIST on GUSTAV

  • @Silverwolfpet said: monkeyislandlechuck.jpg

    "Mwahahahaha! I have successfully stolen Abe Lincoln's hat!"

    @Silverwolfpet said: scrnl.jpg

    "We're not even from Monkey Island!"

  • scrnl.jpgGustav: "I think I may have smoked this pipe a little too much today."
    Kauff: "What makes you think that?"
    Gustav: "Let me put it this way, take a look at the sky."
    Kauff: "Yes? What about it?"
    Gustav: "Those aren't clouds..."
    Kauff: "Oh"

  • @Silverwolfpet said:
    monkeyislandlechuck.jpg



    LeChuck (shrugging): I don't understand. How can this be a caption contest if the second picture's already got a caption?!

  • monkeyislandlechuck.jpg

    Voice: Help me, help me! I fell into the well!

    LeChuck: What's your name, boy?

    Voice: My name is Timmy O'Toole.

    LeChuck: Where are your parents?

    Voice: I don't have any family. I tried to go to Pirate School but Miss Rivers rejected me because of my damaged clothes!

    LeChuck: That bitch!

    (From behind of LeChuck, Guybrush laughes while he holds his microphone)

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    Kauff: Why are you looking me so closely?

    Gustav: Because we are not in 3D! Our graphics are not detailed and we do not look photorealistic!!! ARRRGGHHH!

    Kauff: You sure look really peaceful for saying all that.

    Gustav: Thanks, I've been practiting.

    Kauff: Aha...

  • elpollodiablocopy.png
    LeChuck: Madre de Dios! Es el Pollo Diablo!
    Guybrush: Sí! He dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti!
    Lechuck: Well, yer not taking me without a fight!

    (The main idea is the first sentence, which fits LeChuck's expression quite well.)


    Oh, and any similarities to this are coincidental.

  • scrnl.jpg
    [Look at Gustav]
    Kauff: It's an ugly, stupid man wearing a wig.
    [Push Gustav]
    Kauff: I can't move it.
    [Pull Gustav]
    Kauff: I can't move it.
    [Pick up staple remover]
    [Use staple remover on Gustav]

  • monkeyislandlechuck.jpg
    Not even Lechuck knows how this is possible
    cantlookaway.gif

  • scrnl.jpg

    Kauff: So, is it sunflower or wheat that you're smoking?

    Gustav: ...

    Kauff: Oh, no... You're joking, right? Where on Earth did you find it here?!

    Gustav: It's right beside you.

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