Remember Goofus and Gallant? Me neither! Apparently, it was an old cartoon strip that ran in Highlights or some such nonsense. It says some bad thing Goofus does, then a nice thing Gallant does differently.
BUT THAT'S NO FUN, NOW IS IT?
What we'll do is say something nice Gallant does, then a horrible related thing Goofus does instead. Like so:
Person 1: Gallant always serves his guests lemonade.
Person 2: Goofus serves his guests urine which he says is lemonade.
*Insert something Gallant does here*
Get the idea? OK, I'll start.
Gallant doesn't spam the internet.
(And try to be more creative than "Goofus spams the internet")