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Goofus and Gallant

posted by 16_BIT_MARIO1 on - last edited - Viewed by 3.6K users

Remember Goofus and Gallant? Me neither! Apparently, it was an old cartoon strip that ran in Highlights or some such nonsense. It says some bad thing Goofus does, then a nice thing Gallant does differently.

BUT THAT'S NO FUN, NOW IS IT?

What we'll do is say something nice Gallant does, then a horrible related thing Goofus does instead. Like so:

Person 1: Gallant always serves his guests lemonade.
Person 2: Goofus serves his guests urine which he says is lemonade.
*Insert something Gallant does here*

Get the idea? OK, I'll start.
Gallant doesn't spam the internet.
(And try to be more creative than "Goofus spams the internet")

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