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Envelotech: Help Wanted!

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See today's exciting announcement here.


So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.

[ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[ ] Over the age of 18?

[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[ ] Do you have medical insurance?

[ ] Any history of mental illness?

[ ] Are you the current head of your household?

[ ] Are you an orphan?

[ ] Would you be missed?

[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[ ] Do you wear vests?

[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[ ] Willing to work weekends?

It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!

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  • Pick me pick me! I'd be perfect for Jurassic Park!

  • @nikasaur said: Pick me pick me! I'd be perfect for Jurassic Park!

    I'm better than Niki pick me!

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    divisionten Moderator

    @Icedhope said: I'm better than Niki pick me!

    You won't get any soft resets, you know.

    On an unrelated note, I'd like to submit my application for a Sam and Max tester. I've always wanted to try the taste of Old Nipples.

  • [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [X] Over the age of 18?

    [Y] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [X] Do you have medical insurance?

    [spoon] Any history of mental illness?

    [X] Are you the current head of your household?

    [A] Are you an orphan?

    [B] Would you be missed?
    Depends on what you throw.

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
    "Inflammable", maybe.

    [X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
    999,876

    [X] Do you wear vests?
    Preferably bullet-proof

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
    I have a weak stomach, but I keep in in a jar in the basement.

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
    BANANG!

    [X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
    By sight, or by taste?

    [ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
    I'm never able to think clearly.

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
    No, I'm used to it by now.

    [ ] Willing to work weekends?
    NEVER!

    I'll take my job now, please.

  • [W] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [Y] Over the age of 18?

    [X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [Z] Do you have medical insurance?

    [Mental illness? HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW..I'LL KILL YOU.] Any history of mental illness?

    [No, my Dad's head is still in my house.] Are you the current head of your household?

    [X] Are you an orphan?

    [ ] Would you be missed?

    [That depends on whether I'm THE DEVIL or not.] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [Only the look of delight I get when I KILL.] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [X] Do you wear vests?

    [BLAAARGH. Cough cough. Nope.] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [X] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [GRAAARGH! What are these damn animals!?] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [I hear them!] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [It hurts it hurts it hurts.] Willing to work weekends?

  • Fawful looks like a sure-hire.

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    puzzlebox Telltale Staff

    @Shauntron said:
    [ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    I'm rated up to 105 kilopascals!

  • Come to think of it, you'll probably still get complaints about the user controls.

  • @Shauntron said: See today's exciting announcement here.


    So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

    If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.

    [ x] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [x ] Over the age of 18?

    [x ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [x ] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [x ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [ ] Would you be missed?

    [ x] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [ x] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [x ] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [x ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [ x] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [x ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [x ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [x ] Willing to work weekends?

    It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!

    All ready sign me up!!!!!

  • I qualify for everything but being a fan of Telltale games... :( If you guys would just add team deathmatch modes to Puzzle Agent, I might be able to say otherwise...

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