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Envelotech: Help Wanted!

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See today's exciting announcement here.


So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.

[ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[ ] Over the age of 18?

[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[ ] Do you have medical insurance?

[ ] Any history of mental illness?

[ ] Are you the current head of your household?

[ ] Are you an orphan?

[ ] Would you be missed?

[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[ ] Do you wear vests?

[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[ ] Willing to work weekends?

It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!

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  • @Shauntron said: See today's exciting announcement here.


    So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

    If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.

    [x ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [x ] Over the age of 18?

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [ x] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [x ] Would you be missed?

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [x ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [x ] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [x ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [x ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [x ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [x ] Willing to work weekends?

    It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!

    Hope I get picked. :D

  • The answer to everything is YES. Except over 18, but let's just say yes just so they're all the same.

  • [Yes] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [No] Over the age of 18?

    [Yes] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [Maybe] Do you have medical insurance?

    [Maybe] Any history of mental illness?

    [Maybe] Are you the current head of your household?

    [No] Are you an orphan?

    [No] Would you be missed?

    [Yes] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [Maybe] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [Yes] Do you wear vests?

    [Maybe] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [No] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [Maybe] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [Maybe] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [Yes] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [Maybe] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [Yes] Willing to work weekends?

    ill now take my job (with artwork and video test, and also an actor or a voice) please?

  • [X ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [ ] Over the age of 18?

    [X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [X] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [X] Would you be missed?

    [X only if prefaced with the word NOT] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [X and Fine Leather Jackets.] Do you wear vests?

    [] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X. I'm barely Joking] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [x] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [x] Willing to work weekends?

    Did I do good?

  • [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [ ] Over the age of 18?

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [X] Do you have medical insurance?

    [X] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [X] Would you be missed?

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [ ] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [x] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [x] Willing to work weekends?

  • @ShaggE said: I qualify for everything but being a fan of Telltale games... :( If you guys would just add team deathmatch modes to Puzzle Agent, I might be able to say otherwise...

    I never had you down as a vest wearer!

  • Are you a fan of Telltale Games? Yes!

    Over the age of 18? Yes!

    Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes? I haven't yet tried.

    Do you have medical insurance? Only the free kind.

    Any history of mental illness? Not that I know of. But if I were mentally ill, I would say that, wouldn't I?!

    Are you the current head of your household? No. I think my cat has the most power in this household.

    Are you an orphan? Unless I'm being lied to, no.

    Would you be missed? Probably. I do my fair share of cleaning around here so they may notice the difference after a few weeks.

    Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself? I shall take the safe option and say no.

    Do you have a limited number of facial expressions? Yes. I'm either smiling or frowning.

    Do you wear vests? Only once. But it was a really cold day.

    Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns? I need my daily dose of cheese. That's about it.

    Are you allergic to cheetahs? Well, I'm not allergic to my cat so I think it's safe to say no.

    Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life? It would be... if only I liked the taste of bananas.

    Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus? Yes. They're spelt differently.

    Ability to think clearly under pressure? Send me a few hundred feet underwater and I'll tell you.

    Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises? No. Especially when in a zoo.

    Willing to work weekends? I already do. :(

    I can't help but feel I don't really qualify.

  • [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [X] Over the age of 18?

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [X] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [ ] Would you be missed?

    [X] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [X] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [X] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [X] Willing to work weekends?

  • [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [X] Over the age of 18?

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [X] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [X] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [ ] Would you be missed?

    [X] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [\] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [X] Willing to work weekends?

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