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Envelotech: Help Wanted!

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See today's exciting announcement here.


So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.



[ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[ ] Over the age of 18?

[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[ ] Do you have medical insurance?

[ ] Any history of mental illness?

[ ] Are you the current head of your household?

[ ] Are you an orphan?

[ ] Would you be missed?

[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[ ] Do you wear vests?

[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[ ] Willing to work weekends?



It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!

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    Shauntron Telltale Staff

    @nikasaur said: Pick me pick me! I'd be perfect for Jurassic Park!



    Considering you wrote the blog and questions you get immunity... err, i mean, you are disqualified.

  • @Shauntron said: See today's exciting announcement here.


    So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

    If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.



    [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [X] Over the age of 18?

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [ ] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [X] Would you be missed?

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [ ] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [X] Willing to work weekends?



    It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!



    I'm in!

  • [Yes] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [Yes] Over the age of 18?

    [Yes ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
    Does it count if I pass out?

    [Yes] Do you have medical insurance?

    [Yes] Any history of mental illness?
    Hehehehheheheheeeeeeee

    [Yes] Are you the current head of your household?

    [Not...yet...] Are you an orphan?

    [Maybe] Would you be missed?
    That depends on how you define "Missed"

    [Yes] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
    Only every day!

    [Yes] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [NEVER] Do you wear vests?

    [NO] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [YES] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [YESYESYES] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [Totally] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [Water or air?] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [They are like sweet music to me] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [Only if I don't have to work weekdays] Willing to work weekends?

  • @Shauntron said:
    [x] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [ ] Over the age of 18?

    [x] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [x] Do you have medical insurance?

    [x] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [ ] Would you be missed?

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [ ] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [x] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [x] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [x] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [x] Willing to work weekends?



    I hope I get the position! I've always wanted to be killed by LeChuck!

  • [ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games? No, more like a leaf blower.

    [X] Over the age of 18? Preferably.

    [X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes? Never tried, but I'm confident.

    [ ] Do you have medical insurance? They refused to give me one...

    [ ] Any history of mental illness? Mental illnesses have a vivid and colorful history.

    [X] Are you the current head of your household? Yes, but I have only one, not three.

    [X] Would you be missed? Hopefully. It hurts if not. Physically.

    [X] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself? Don't like to brag...

    [ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions? No. Unlimited.

    [ ] Do you wear vests? No. Nor anything else.

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns? I need to check my inventory.

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs? Never tried. What do they taste like?

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life? One of my goals?

    [X] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus? Are they the twins next door?

    [X] Ability to think clearly under pressure? 100 meters below surface pressure or elephant is sitting on me pressure?

    [X] Willing to work weekends? Sure. I won't work monday through friday, though.

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    Anonymous

    Is this real?????????????????

  • @seibert999 said: Is this real?????????????????



    Yes of course, the new technology simulates the ingame world.

  • Santa is real, too, btw. Just thought I'd throw that out there. No correlation between this and that, just felt the need to say it.

  • @Nimeni said: Santa is real.



    Didn't he sign up?

  • @seibert999 said: Is this real?????????????????



    Yes, it's real. It'll come out shortly after the Virtual Boy version of Tales. :p

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