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Envelotech: Help Wanted!

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See today's exciting announcement here.


So you'd like to be a Telltale Envelotech tester? Just answer this quick survey!

If the statement applies to you, put an X in the checkbox and post your replies in this thread.

[ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

[ ] Over the age of 18?

[ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

[ ] Do you have medical insurance?

[ ] Any history of mental illness?

[ ] Are you the current head of your household?

[ ] Are you an orphan?

[ ] Would you be missed?

[ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

[ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

[ ] Do you wear vests?

[ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

[ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

[ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

[ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

[ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

[ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

[ ] Willing to work weekends?

It's just that simple! Hope you get you into the game soon!

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  • @RAnthonyMahan said: Yes, it's real. It'll come out shortly after the Virtual Boy version of Tales. :p

    Man, I cannot wait for that game.

  • [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [X] Over the age of 18?

    [XXX] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [X] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [X] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [ ] Would you be missed?

    [X] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [X] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X!] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [X] Willing to work weekends?

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    puzzlebox Telltale Staff

    @Nimeni said: Santa is real

    @Nimeni said: Didn't he sign up?

    Santa was one of the very first lucky test subjects users! Check it!

    ... He was like that before he went in.

  • [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [ ] Over the age of 18?

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [X] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [X] Would you be missed?
    For a few days maby.
    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
    I assume
    [ ] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
    I assume
    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [X] Willing to work weekends?
    Testing the Envelotech, of course

  • [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [X] Over the age of 18?

    [X] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
    But I'm not sure I can re-start breathing after that

    [X] Do you have medical insurance?

    [X] Any history of mental illness?
    I once meet a very strange mad man... oh, wait, you were asking about mental illnesses of my own...

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?
    No, but I'm on an "orfeón" (Spanish word for "choir"). Close enough?

    [X] Would you be missed?
    ...so I hope

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [X] Do you wear vests?
    But only if strictly necessary

    [X] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
    I must not eat after midnight... I think it's somehow related with my photophobia and the strange things that happens when I get wet...

    [X] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
    No, but I prefer Cheetos

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
    YES. HELL YES!!!

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [X] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
    Yes. No. Or was it yes? Oh, I don't know. STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!!

    [X] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
    Only if it's not me who is making them

    [X] Willing to work weekends?
    Could it be by teleworking?

  • [ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?
    Of course

    [ ] Over the age of 18?
    Yes, and under 17 paradoxically

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?
    Yes, with breaks in between

    [ ] Do you have medical insurance?
    Yes, but I am also officially dead twice

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?
    Are you trying to confuse me, Homsar?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?
    No, I quit when I was a head

    [ ] Are you an orphan?
    I'm orphan a mission to test this

    [ ] Would you be missed?
    Well, my dodging skills are legendary in some circles

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?
    It's practically my middle name

    [ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?
    There's a reason why they call me Two-Face...which I forget

    [ ] Do you wear vests?
    At weekends and weekdays and holidays

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
    I'm always concerned about my diet

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?
    Only when I eat too many at once

    [ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
    No. It is my ONE goal in life

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?
    I did my degree in it

    [ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?
    STOP PRESSURING ME! Ummmm...ummm...yes?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?
    Only when somebody else is making them

    [ ] Willing to work weekends?
    Well, I gotta get down on Friday but I'm always looking forward to the weekend

  • lol, nice one!


    [ ] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?

    [X] Over the age of 18?

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [ ] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?

    [ ] Would you be missed?

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [ ] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [ ] Do you wear vests?

    [ ] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [ ] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [ ] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [ ] Willing to work weekends?

    ---
    yes.... I think I filled that one in satisfactorily...

  • [X] Are you a fan of Telltale Games?
    (Sure, why not)

    [X] Over the age of 18?

    [ ] Can you hold your breath for 10 minutes?

    [ ] Do you have medical insurance?

    [ ] Any history of mental illness?

    [ ] Are you the current head of your household?

    [ ] Are you an orphan?
    (Does it count if my parents are dead to me?)

    [X] Would you be missed?

    [ ] Would you ever use the word "fireproof" to describe yourself?

    [X] Do you have a limited number of facial expressions?

    [ ] Do you wear vests?

    [X] Do you have a weak stomach or any other dietary concerns?
    Ovo-vegetarian

    [ ] Are you allergic to cheetahs?

    [X] Would you call "taste-testing Banang varieties" one of your goals in life?
    Who wouldn't?

    [ ] Can you tell the difference between a Coelophysis and a Compsognathus?

    [ ] Ability to think clearly under pressure?

    [X] Are you unnerved by spontaneous monkey noises?

    [X] Willing to work weekends?


    Do we get paid?

  • @Avistew said:
    Do we get paid?

    They'll pay you if you survive the process.

  • @Molokov said: They'll pay you if you survive the process.

    Ah, then I can't accept. I'm not supposed to accept work in the us. Volunteering is okay though.

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